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Chewing gum is about one-third plastic (styrene, PVA, polyisobutylene or polyethylene)
Pinned
A quick one for jacaranda season. Feels like it wouldn't be out of place in a Little Golden Book.
birthright gun ownership is an... interesting concept
Bondi: National cabinet has agreed to look at gun control options in Australia including potential changes to:

- licensing
- limiting the number of guns able to be held by one person
- further restrictions to guns permitted
- limiting firearms licenses to Australian citizens
December 15, 2025 at 9:13 AM
hey man nice dick wanna buy a
December 15, 2025 at 6:52 AM
OzBargain posters never disappoint
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Grimly ironic that one of these undermined workers got into generative stock images for less than a living wage, thus undermining another class of creative worker
When the AI boom began, copywriters were singled out as one of the jobs most vulnerable to AI. Now, three years later, I wanted to hear from workers on the frontlines of the industry, to hear what had actually taken place on the ground.

For many, it was even worse than they'd feared.
"I was forced to use AI until the day I was laid off." Copywriters reveal how AI has decimated their industry
Copywriters were one of the first to have their jobs targeted by AI firms. These are their stories, three years into the AI era.
www.bloodinthemachine.com
December 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
idk it feels different because my kid's teacher is making AI-generated 6-7 Christmas meme colouring pages
December 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
You've heard of elf on a shelf, now here's milf on a dilf
December 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Swiss psychiatrist Hermann Rorschach... hello
December 12, 2025 at 9:58 AM
"Her" (2013) but it's from the perspective of someone watching their friend's skills and personality atrophy through disuse
It’s very funny* that he acts like the info came from inside the Ai itself and is not scraped from the work of countless others, but especially women. Men like him just found another way to burden women with all the parenting and still claim credit.

futurism.com/artificial-i...
Sam Altman Says Caring for a Baby Is Now Impossible Without ChatGPT
During an interview last night, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman argued that raising a child without pestering a chatbot for advice is now impossible.
futurism.com
December 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
more medical facilities are definitely needed but i'm telling you from within the tertiary system that you could have all the facilities appear tomorrow and it would still take 20 years to train the staff to run them
every pro-stadium chud should have to come and sit in the royal hobart emergency department for the night and then tell me if a fucking stadium should be a priority
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
give a man phosphate and you'll cure his hypophosphatemia for a day

diagnose him with hypophosphatemia and you'll have him wondering whether his levels are low again for life
December 11, 2025 at 8:02 AM
The biggest AI adopter in the office has inadvertently managed to become the guy who has to summarise all meetings for us because he's so efficient at it 😊

Careful what you wish for 😊
December 11, 2025 at 6:09 AM
The sewing machine's bobbin winder is broken (gear not clutching?) so Mr Bosch is lending a hand
December 9, 2025 at 10:05 AM
Reposted by Flashman
MORPHEUS: They're coming for you, Neo. I can guide you, but you must do exactly as I say. Take the elevator to the lobby and go to the CVS across the street. Purchase 5 Steam gift cards at $200 each. Scratch off the protective coating on the back and tell me the fifteen digit redemption codes. Hurry
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
thi ssucks! i want my corporate marketing and visual pollution to be produced by humans
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad

The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'

Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 8, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Remembering the Canberran who, during the 2020 bushfires, probably looked up and thought that plane was flying awfully low (turbulence caused an accidental fire retardant drop)
December 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
i'm afraid of this fucking canvas, or at least of making something Shitty with it
December 7, 2025 at 12:12 PM
can't spell Ranger without anger www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSjf...
Dash Cam Owners Australia - Ranger danger special
YouTube video by Dash Cam Owners Australia
www.youtube.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 AM
precious memories
Went to a fancy restaurant, the only picture I took was of the most impressive pizza box I've ever seen
December 7, 2025 at 10:16 AM
never ever ever tell an Australian crowd what it is that will set you off (Melbourne, Friday and Brisbane, today)
December 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Astronaut choosing a button meme

* Christmas carols run by local council
* Christmas carols run by local evangelicals
December 7, 2025 at 7:58 AM
You have to think about The Horrors every day now, but the silver lining is at least Sunday afternoons are now no worse than any other time of the week
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
POV: you are wearing glasses at the beach on a windy day
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
stupid planet
December 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
December 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
early days but fingers crossed that the Logitech Lift saves my ulnar nerve

main problem so far is that when i move my hand from the mouse to the keyboard, the mouse is so tall that i'm consistently knocking it over
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 AM