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Chewing gum is about one-third plastic (styrene, PVA, polyisobutylene or polyethylene)
No because it's metaphorical for describing a seed pod opening. But I guess you could replace it with "Banana, split!"
December 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Nice! You were smart to keep your CD collection - I wish I still had mine.

Also my monitor is ultrawide so I started fooling around with the window size:
December 18, 2025 at 11:05 PM
We did not!
December 18, 2025 at 10:35 PM
yeah i prefer to think of him as an angel who swoops into others' lives, not a man who takes baths
December 18, 2025 at 11:04 AM
waiting for the swerve cos for Gilligan a guy coming from South America to the American South has a strong chance of being the antagonist
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 AM
let me do you a favour x.com/radicalfish8...
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December 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@boontavista.com has been on the case of alcohol consumption in primates (via fermented fruit) and it's probably been part of our diet for millions of years
December 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
listen

you only get so many chances to write a new story into the book of your life
December 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
ours finishes 6 this week too! horrifying turn of events
December 17, 2025 at 10:09 AM
no but if i painted that joker/bateman thing would anyone be interested?
December 17, 2025 at 12:40 AM
December 16, 2025 at 11:05 AM
i do not think this is a speech impediment
December 16, 2025 at 9:58 AM
gay remake of better call saul
December 16, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Star Wars Incredible Cross-Sections is an example of how entertainment gets spoiled in the details: first you wonder how a lightsaber works and twenty years later you're building movies around it

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this is an older, pulpier conceit, i think, and also the reason those new poirot movies are so, so bad. they are more concerned with giving his mustache an origin story (A REAL THING) than with the new characters in the current mystery!
December 15, 2025 at 12:32 PM