presentdad🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
· Dec 23
kate bush running past sisyphus
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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(at ren faire) is this about mead
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
(at ren faire) is this about mead
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(avengers voice) i'm assembling a team
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
(avengers voice) i'm assembling a team
[orthopedic office]
ACHILLES: hey doc, my me hurts
ACHILLES: hey doc, my me hurts
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
[orthopedic office]
ACHILLES: hey doc, my me hurts
ACHILLES: hey doc, my me hurts
*refreshes again*
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
*refreshes again*
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
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I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
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*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
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It’s National Play With Dad Day, which my daughter celebrated by pooping her pants while we walked the dogs
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s National Play With Dad Day, which my daughter celebrated by pooping her pants while we walked the dogs
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I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
i'll just keep refreshing
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
i'll just keep refreshing
can i offer you a bowl of warm pudding in these trying times
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
can i offer you a bowl of warm pudding in these trying times
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they're saying post quality improves tremendously at 120k
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
they're saying post quality improves tremendously at 120k
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NOT NOW BOT-TAN!
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
NOT NOW BOT-TAN!
anyone else's Quibi app not loading ?
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
anyone else's Quibi app not loading ?
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
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thinkin bout yesterday when i made a post about thanksgiving turkey and doctor moneybags came in swinging like “prime rib is better, that’s why i make prime rib for thanksgiving”
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
thinkin bout yesterday when i made a post about thanksgiving turkey and doctor moneybags came in swinging like “prime rib is better, that’s why i make prime rib for thanksgiving”
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
*gets out of bed* parkour
...this is one time
THAT YOU CAN'T FAKE IT HARD ENOUGH TO PLEEEEEEEEEEASE EVERYONEORANYONE AT ALLLLL
THAT YOU CAN'T FAKE IT HARD ENOUGH TO PLEEEEEEEEEEASE EVERYONEORANYONE AT ALLLLL
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
...this is one time
THAT YOU CAN'T FAKE IT HARD ENOUGH TO PLEEEEEEEEEEASE EVERYONEORANYONE AT ALLLLL
THAT YOU CAN'T FAKE IT HARD ENOUGH TO PLEEEEEEEEEEASE EVERYONEORANYONE AT ALLLLL
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it’s definitely @fairygodmegan.bsky.social’s fault, but i am listening to the places you have come to fear the most.
this album definitely reminds me of a weird phase where i moved into my asshole best friend’s living room and lived on his couch back in my 20s. he used to call me a cult leader 🫣
this album definitely reminds me of a weird phase where i moved into my asshole best friend’s living room and lived on his couch back in my 20s. he used to call me a cult leader 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM
it’s definitely @fairygodmegan.bsky.social’s fault, but i am listening to the places you have come to fear the most.
this album definitely reminds me of a weird phase where i moved into my asshole best friend’s living room and lived on his couch back in my 20s. he used to call me a cult leader 🫣
this album definitely reminds me of a weird phase where i moved into my asshole best friend’s living room and lived on his couch back in my 20s. he used to call me a cult leader 🫣