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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
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tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.

tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi

past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk

cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
Pinned
kate bush running past sisyphus
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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(at ren faire) is this about mead
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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(avengers voice) i'm assembling a team
October 27, 2025 at 11:13 PM
[orthopedic office]

ACHILLES: hey doc, my me hurts
November 25, 2025 at 4:34 PM
*refreshes again*
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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a corgi is an enchanted loaf of bread
November 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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I’ll stop at most things to get what I want
November 25, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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*slides completely past your DMs and into a wood chipper*
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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It’s National Play With Dad Day, which my daughter celebrated by pooping her pants while we walked the dogs
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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I get all googly-eyed after a quick trip to the craft store. I get all glittery, too
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
i'll just keep refreshing
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
more for me!
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
can i offer you a bowl of warm pudding in these trying times
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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they're saying post quality improves tremendously at 120k
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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LOGGING ON
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
NOT NOW BOT-TAN!
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
anyone else's Quibi app not loading ?
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I know one thing for sure: "turlet" is the funniest way to say toilet
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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No one at the rap battle will wait for me to type my prompts
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
🤘🏻😭🤘🏻
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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thinkin bout yesterday when i made a post about thanksgiving turkey and doctor moneybags came in swinging like “prime rib is better, that’s why i make prime rib for thanksgiving”
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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*gets out of bed* parkour
November 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
...this is one time

THAT YOU CAN'T FAKE IT HARD ENOUGH TO PLEEEEEEEEEEASE EVERYONEORANYONE AT ALLLLL
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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it’s definitely @fairygodmegan.bsky.social’s fault, but i am listening to the places you have come to fear the most.

this album definitely reminds me of a weird phase where i moved into my asshole best friend’s living room and lived on his couch back in my 20s. he used to call me a cult leader 🫣
November 25, 2025 at 3:09 PM