presentdad🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
tell my Wife and bebé i mentioned them here.
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
tell them they can find me here too: beige.party/@lacroixboi
past presentdad: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaaaizi5rqfrk
cis•het•Supportive•CA sober 12yrs
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presentdad🙋🏻♂️
@lacroixboi.dadguy.help
· Dec 23
kate bush running past sisyphus
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new pfp alert
footbaw szn is over
January 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
new pfp alert
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this is our boy's time to fuckin shine ✊
January 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
this is our boy's time to fuckin shine ✊
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we all went to high school with someone who became an ICE officer and guess what we all hated him then, too
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
we all went to high school with someone who became an ICE officer and guess what we all hated him then, too
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with great beauty comes great responsibility
January 12, 2026 at 7:58 PM
with great beauty comes great responsibility
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things were so much better back when akon had a chokehold on school dance playlists
January 12, 2026 at 4:32 PM
things were so much better back when akon had a chokehold on school dance playlists
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pronouncing crayon the normal way
January 13, 2026 at 12:29 AM
pronouncing crayon the normal way
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The existence of a Good Charlotte implies the existence of a better band
January 13, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The existence of a Good Charlotte implies the existence of a better band
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when Eminem falls into a black hole it’s called mom’s spaghettification
January 12, 2026 at 8:46 PM
when Eminem falls into a black hole it’s called mom’s spaghettification
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I love it when restaurants make their dishes with real ingredients. Nothing worse than sitting down and being handed an empty bowl of imaginary food
January 13, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I love it when restaurants make their dishes with real ingredients. Nothing worse than sitting down and being handed an empty bowl of imaginary food
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We need some propane and propane accessories. Butane, too.
January 12, 2026 at 10:54 PM
We need some propane and propane accessories. Butane, too.
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feeling despondent not good for make joke to imaginary friend
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
feeling despondent not good for make joke to imaginary friend
i tree what you did there
January 12, 2026 at 6:47 PM
i tree what you did there
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DATE: i’m a diabetic
ME: (trying to impress) ima die alone
ME: (trying to impress) ima die alone
January 12, 2026 at 12:01 AM
DATE: i’m a diabetic
ME: (trying to impress) ima die alone
ME: (trying to impress) ima die alone
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I scream
you scream
we all scream
fuck ICE
you scream
we all scream
fuck ICE
October 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I scream
you scream
we all scream
fuck ICE
you scream
we all scream
fuck ICE
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woodpeckers get migraines that’s why it’s called woodgrain
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
woodpeckers get migraines that’s why it’s called woodgrain
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i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into
January 12, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i stepped on the dust pan and it broke into a million pieces and now i don’t have anything to sweep the pieces into
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why am i like this
January 12, 2026 at 3:47 AM
why am i like this
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fuck ai let’s go back to writing with feathers
January 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
fuck ai let’s go back to writing with feathers
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i’m a professional dilly dallier
January 12, 2026 at 5:55 PM
i’m a professional dilly dallier
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[alanis morissette voice]
cause i got one hand in my pocket
and that pocket is full of cole slaw
🎶
cause i got one hand in my pocket
and that pocket is full of cole slaw
🎶
January 10, 2026 at 2:00 AM
[alanis morissette voice]
cause i got one hand in my pocket
and that pocket is full of cole slaw
🎶
cause i got one hand in my pocket
and that pocket is full of cole slaw
🎶
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why haven’t any skin care brands been able to replicate the post cry glow
January 11, 2026 at 6:05 PM
why haven’t any skin care brands been able to replicate the post cry glow