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mcdonald's manager: show the new guy the ropes
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
me: yeah no prob *opens drawer* we use them to restrain grimace
What if the sky were made of hammers and applesauce
America, you have spoken loud and clear: You do not like AI. But what if AI is the way to restart the world’s idea machine?
We’re running out of good ideas. AI might be how we find new ones.
What if the best use of AI is restarting the world’s idea machine?
www.vox.com
December 16, 2025 at 3:12 AM
What if the sky were made of hammers and applesauce
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
The person who cooks should be called a cooker, not a cook. Just like a person who sings is called a singer (not a sing) and a person who fights is called a fighter (not a fight). This dumb thought brought to you courtesy of I'm Very Bored Right Now Inc.
December 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The person who cooks should be called a cooker, not a cook. Just like a person who sings is called a singer (not a sing) and a person who fights is called a fighter (not a fight). This dumb thought brought to you courtesy of I'm Very Bored Right Now Inc.
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i got kicked out of the Future Crimes Unit after i dropped my ice cream cone into the precog tank and it killed the weird little guy in it
December 15, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i got kicked out of the Future Crimes Unit after i dropped my ice cream cone into the precog tank and it killed the weird little guy in it
I love this website because half the people on here have the media literacy / reading comprehension / critical thinking skills of a golden retriever yet are very quick to respond angrily to obvious jokes such as this one
So much for the tolerant left
December 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I love this website because half the people on here have the media literacy / reading comprehension / critical thinking skills of a golden retriever yet are very quick to respond angrily to obvious jokes such as this one
Obviously all of these are hilarious, but my favorite is the one that says "is beneath you," since Trump has repeatedly proven that nothing, no matter how wretched or vile, is beneath him. That's, like, his whole thing!
December 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Obviously all of these are hilarious, but my favorite is the one that says "is beneath you," since Trump has repeatedly proven that nothing, no matter how wretched or vile, is beneath him. That's, like, his whole thing!
Making up a guy and getting mad about it, Hollywood edition
December 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Making up a guy and getting mad about it, Hollywood edition
My football team scored more points than the other team, looks like my mental health is intact for a little longer
December 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My football team scored more points than the other team, looks like my mental health is intact for a little longer
Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem
Mission Control: what is it?
Astronaut: we're really high up here. I can see the entire planet. holy shit
Mission Control: what is it?
Astronaut: we're really high up here. I can see the entire planet. holy shit
December 14, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Astronaut: Houston, we have a problem
Mission Control: what is it?
Astronaut: we're really high up here. I can see the entire planet. holy shit
Mission Control: what is it?
Astronaut: we're really high up here. I can see the entire planet. holy shit
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can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
November 30, 2025 at 1:41 AM
can’t stand the mona lisa. I hate it when women smile. What’s so funny? My tiny penis?
The worst people you know are fighting with each other. Excellent
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
The worst people you know are fighting with each other. Excellent
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My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket.
May 18, 2023 at 3:27 PM
My phone just fell down a flight of stairs, but it's ok, it was in my pocket.
Every time democrats do one extremely minor thing correctly after getting obliterated by republicans for years
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every time democrats do one extremely minor thing correctly after getting obliterated by republicans for years
Saying that the chair of the fed should consult with Trump on interest rates is like saying a cardiologist should consult with his dog on open-heart surgery
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Saying that the chair of the fed should consult with Trump on interest rates is like saying a cardiologist should consult with his dog on open-heart surgery
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Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
December 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Most people who say "I'm bad with names" mean they can't remember them. But I'm bad with names in another way. Anyway, meet my son Dipshit
There's an old-looking sealed ceramic jar in my attic that has recently begun whispering to me, but I can't quite make out what it's saying because it's too quiet. Maybe if I remove the lid I'll be able to hear it better
December 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
There's an old-looking sealed ceramic jar in my attic that has recently begun whispering to me, but I can't quite make out what it's saying because it's too quiet. Maybe if I remove the lid I'll be able to hear it better
For every Epstein photo you release, we will attack another South American country's fishing operations
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
For every Epstein photo you release, we will attack another South American country's fishing operations
Step 1: Eject red evil spirit from body
Step 2: Invite blue spirit of protection
Your sleep apnea is now cured
Step 2: Invite blue spirit of protection
Your sleep apnea is now cured
December 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Step 1: Eject red evil spirit from body
Step 2: Invite blue spirit of protection
Your sleep apnea is now cured
Step 2: Invite blue spirit of protection
Your sleep apnea is now cured
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This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
July 6, 2023 at 7:51 PM
This may just be the parasite talking, but I'm going to climb that super tall building over there and release all my spores.
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sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
sharks, i come today with an opportunity for you to invest in a cask of the finest amontillado in the world. please follow me into the catacombs so you can try it for yourselves
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(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
December 22, 2024 at 2:02 AM
(doing a stupid maneuver) this works too. It’s another way to do it
[Trump being shown multiple photos of himself in pedophile palace] I've never been there. And by the way, you're a very nasty little reporter, and stupid I might add
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
[Trump being shown multiple photos of himself in pedophile palace] I've never been there. And by the way, you're a very nasty little reporter, and stupid I might add
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Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
February 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, this is Capt. Jones and I'll be your pilot today and, uh damn that's a lot of buttons. That's a lot of fucking buttons
With a hammer, or...?
December 12, 2025 at 4:41 AM
With a hammer, or...?
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so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid
December 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
so many of our current problems stem from americans not being able to comprehend that a guy they know from tv might actually be stupid