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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · Oct 30

Be careful! During Halloween, the veil between our world and the great beyond is at its thinnest. You will never be in more danger of becoming an actual slutty nurse

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h

There is too much to fear! It's true

Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 3h

Because Trump can't say acetaminophen

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · Oct 23

*carving a pumpkin* do you want white meat or dark meat

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h

i have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

bitch

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 4h

Hahahaha

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ceej @ceej.online · 6h

damn. hoping it at least signifies something

William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 6h

It is a tale
Told by an idiot

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 4h

apparently Donald Trump now has a line of watches; what’s unique about them is that they’re the only watches that set all of humanity back to the 1930s

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 5h

Cringiest transphobe ever

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 7h

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 29d

Just think: Before the internet, it would've taken days, weeks or even months to receive mountains of misinformation we get now in just minutes

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 6h

He's just playing Mad Libs to choose these things, isn't he

Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 16h

RFK JR: There are many other confirmations -- there are two studies that show children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism. It’s highly likely because they are given Tylenol

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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.com · 9h

Why, did the money have something on it

Something red maybe

Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 10h

whew

variety.com/2025/tv/news...

Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival

Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

variety.com

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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 12h

“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 7h

oh no!

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 7h

papa john phillips wrote this western, which became a grateful dead standard, during a drinking session with judy collins, stephen stills, and neil young 62 years ago and it's still a gd banger

me and my uncle

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

EVERYONE: come to Mastodon, it's so easy and fun now!

ME:

a post it that berger used to break up w/ carrie in sex and the city that says "i'm sorry i can't don't hate me"

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 10h

party themes are getting too niche these days

a text to D saying "do you want to come to the urology holiday party"

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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 12d

So they have blatantly made it illegal to point out that the emperor is naked.

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Nick Leonard @nickdammit.bsky.social · 12d

Today a Waymo stopped for me at a crosswalk. I didn't give it the little "thank you" wave.
So I expect to be first against the wall when AI takes over.

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chira 🎋 @artofchira.bsky.social · Jun 1

whenever i encounter people who say they can't understand shakespeare verses I always send them this clip from the 2019 Shakespeare in the Park production of Much Ado About Nothing

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 7h

Any job can be a dream job if you have nightmares about work

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 9h

*Please pardon any typos. As always

Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 9h

Maybe it's too late but if you'd rather that the evilest, most incompetent president ever to NOT receive the Nobel Peace Prize he covets, please let the Nobel Organization know. They're so scared, they may give it to him to avoid suffering. Just fill out this form
www.nobelprize.org/contact

The official website of the Nobel Prize - NobelPrize.org

The Nobel Prize rewards science, humanism and peace efforts. This is one of the central concepts in the will of Alfred Nobel, and it also permeates the outreach activities that have been developed for...

www.nobelprize.org

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New York Attorney General Letitia James @newyorkstateag.bsky.social · 12h

This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..

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