It's Abby. Yep.
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laying my jacket down on a puddle so my date can walk over it but then i put it back on afterwards and i can tell she’s creeped out
November 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
laying my jacket down on a puddle so my date can walk over it but then i put it back on afterwards and i can tell she’s creeped out
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No, you’re neurotic.
December 12, 2023 at 6:42 AM
No, you’re neurotic.
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
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If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
November 28, 2024 at 5:48 AM
If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
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There’s nothing quite like watching your mom go elbow-deep in a turkey.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
There’s nothing quite like watching your mom go elbow-deep in a turkey.
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I don't care what kind of pie it is, as long as it emits seductive steam that reaches out to me from across the street and lifts me off my feet so that I float over to my neighbor's windowsill where the freshly baked delight is cooling
November 26, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don't care what kind of pie it is, as long as it emits seductive steam that reaches out to me from across the street and lifts me off my feet so that I float over to my neighbor's windowsill where the freshly baked delight is cooling
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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youre all pronouncing it wrong. It's "Got Ham City." it's the city that's Got Ham and so you put the Big Apple in its mouth
November 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
youre all pronouncing it wrong. It's "Got Ham City." it's the city that's Got Ham and so you put the Big Apple in its mouth
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Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Why do all the inkblots look like sexy clowns
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Our local shelter needs help reaching its $25,000 goal to feed families this Thanksgiving. Please help if you can-- thank you!
Thanksgiving Fund – Father Bill's & MainSpring
helpfbms.org
October 26, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Our local shelter needs help reaching its $25,000 goal to feed families this Thanksgiving. Please help if you can-- thank you!
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Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Dead leaves on the ground make picking up dog poop a more challenging pattern-recognition task, helping keep my mind sharp as I age. It’s like doing nature sudoku. Thank you to everyone involved
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Please stop hurling insults at our crocodiles. Sometimes their tears are real.
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shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
November 26, 2025 at 2:10 PM
shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés
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1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
1 in 5 Americans are dealing with mental health conditions.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
The other 4 aren't dealing and will be at my house on Thanksgiving.
ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
ME: I’ve never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey and I hope I go to my grave that way
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
DOCTOR: Then I've got good news
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“there is no them, only us”
“ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
“ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
November 25, 2025 at 12:50 AM
“there is no them, only us”
“ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
“ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”
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“are people allergic to bees still massively against bees, or have they moved more towards embracing being stung by bees, perhaps actively encouraging bees to sting them”
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:46 AM
“are people allergic to bees still massively against bees, or have they moved more towards embracing being stung by bees, perhaps actively encouraging bees to sting them”
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Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
January 29, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Godzilla, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot stomp on, courage to shoot them with atomic breath, and wisdom to do a big roar afterwards
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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You’re the Father, Charlie Brown
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You’re the Father, Charlie Brown
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could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
November 23, 2025 at 7:32 PM
could you pls hold this for a me *hands you some wasps*
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.