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• Video Editor/Graphic Artist • Bird Hater • Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, Earthlink Dialup & your mom •LA/Atlantic City Proud son of an ANTIFA member Regret https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 1d

Billionaires negotiate peace with Orcas, offer to use their vast resources to make life hell for seals.

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 5h

Our macaws are good talkers, but more importantly they're great listeners.

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 12h

Stephen Miller Shows Trump Clips From Caddyshack, Convinces President Bedminster Is Under Attack.

Wide shot explosion on golf course from Caddyshack

Golf course on fire from Caddyshack

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 4h

It would have been rude of me not to answer your question. I was raised with manners.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 4h

Sheila, it's difficult to place a viscosity level on my snot because it ebbs and flows. The water heater is on a pad between a wall and a hill and I took in some gravel crawling in there. But it's also humid today.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 7h

Unclear about Funyuns

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 7h

There was an 8th dwarf. His name was Snitchey.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 17d

No, no, I don’t need any new Halloween decor. Wait, is that ghost wearing glasses?

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 16d

[drafting a letter] when I shell out $4 for an Atkins frozen dinner, I expect a certain quality

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 14h

"I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future Abby’s face. But she ain’t here at the moment..."

Do you ever find yourself on social media instead of enjoying life? Oh by god, me too! Please read my new blog post at
rantmetheserenity.com/i-finally-go...

I Finally Got Around to This - Freelance Writer

I’m Abby and it’s taken me 14 years to write about procrastination. Plus another four hours between that sentence and this one. I’ve learned that putting things off now means they’ll blow up in Future...

rantmetheserenity.com

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 12h

Last time Redville Zoo advertised a good time, they were shut down by ATF and the Board Of Health.

Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 12h

You can't tariff a good time!
Visit Redville Zoo.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 7h

Craisins stands for crazy raisins

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 7h

My water heater died, I have no hot water and my neighbor is blasting EDM is this Burning Man

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 8h

What's the weight limit on a MedBed?

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 8h

He's a candidate for the first stent implant made out of a hollowed french fry

The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 10h

Oh for sure

Donald
Trump was found to be in "exceptional health" in a medical evaluation, the U.S. president's doctor said in a memo released by the White House on Friday, with his "cardiac age" 14 years younger than in "chronological age.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jun 9

I tried coconut water for the first time 37 months ago, and I’m still angry.

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Apr 9

I remember when I was a little kid, “fuck” was the worst thing you could say. Now it’s the most sensible response to everything.

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mave @mave.bsky.social · 7d

If I ever have to prove that I am not my clone, the real me remembers when Wendy’s had those tables printed with old timey newspapers

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Gretchen von Tongeln @metalligretch.bsky.social · 1d

Thinking about trying the whale diet (mackerel and sea captains).

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 1d

(regardless of who opens the door) good evening, Madam. Do you have a moment to talk about the vagaries of life

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 2d

Is it my turn to pick out the canapés for this week’s Antifa meeting? Did people like that asparagus thing I brought last time?

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The Drip @therealdrip.bsky.social · 13h

House Republicans Enjoying Paid Time Off Fantasize Ways To Screw Over Nation's Lazy Federal Workers

Man in a business suit sitting in an office chair at the beach

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 10h

<AwShucks.GiF>

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Redville Zoo @redvillezoo.bsky.social · 12h

You can't tariff a good time!
Visit Redville Zoo.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 11h

Local snowflake thinks everyone should get a trophy

Photo of Trump. Headline reads: When asked by a reporter for his reaction to Maria Corina
Machado winning the Nobel Peace Prize, President Trump said he spoke with her on the phone. Trump said Machado told him she was accepting the award in his honor.

Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 12h

A FORMER WHAT?!