Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•Los Angeles/Atlantic City
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• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Regret
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Pinned
I drink espresso while doing yoga cuz it's important to maintain flexibility but I also don't want to relax so much that I risk self reflection.
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My personal experience is that there are far more kind, fun, creative and compassionate people than jerk faces. It's not easy to remember every day but I believe it's true 🌺
July 10, 2025 at 5:42 AM
My personal experience is that there are far more kind, fun, creative and compassionate people than jerk faces. It's not easy to remember every day but I believe it's true 🌺
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Invited to a friend's to watch football and won't stop saying "this country needs a spiritual awakening"
December 8, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Invited to a friend's to watch football and won't stop saying "this country needs a spiritual awakening"
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I don't look at the menu at restaurants anymore. I just say "give me the daddy stack" and see what happens
December 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I don't look at the menu at restaurants anymore. I just say "give me the daddy stack" and see what happens
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Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
December 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Good morning. Danny Glover was only 41 when he declared he was too old for this shit.
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Game of Thrones, but with the original 90210 cast. Brenda and Brandon hook up. The Walshes all die. David loses his cock.
December 9, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Game of Thrones, but with the original 90210 cast. Brenda and Brandon hook up. The Walshes all die. David loses his cock.
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was it Yosemite Sam
Man arrested, accused of robbing Tulsa liquor store with antique gun
Man arrested, accused of robbing liquor store with antique gun
The Tulsa Police Department arrested a man accused of robbing a south Tulsa liquor store with an antique gun on Friday night.
www.fox23.com
December 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
was it Yosemite Sam
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be careful out there today the static electricity is really bad some tacos just stuck to my mouth
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
be careful out there today the static electricity is really bad some tacos just stuck to my mouth
Put the Chan back in Chanukkah
December 9, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Put the Chan back in Chanukkah
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(youth pastor voice) you know who else impregnated a virgin? Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
December 9, 2025 at 4:54 PM
(youth pastor voice) you know who else impregnated a virgin? Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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There are two types of people in the world, and they marry each other.
November 2, 2025 at 8:58 PM
There are two types of people in the world, and they marry each other.
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President Signs Executive Order Outlawing Peanut Allergies
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
President Signs Executive Order Outlawing Peanut Allergies
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Quentin Tarantino's Face Falling Farther Down His Head
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Quentin Tarantino's Face Falling Farther Down His Head
"Hello Sharks. Imagine a vaccine that can cure measles."
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"Hello Sharks. Imagine a vaccine that can cure measles."
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In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
August 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
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We assembled a kangaroo court and they voted unanimously for mushrooms and wild grasses.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
We assembled a kangaroo court and they voted unanimously for mushrooms and wild grasses.
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NARRATOR: I didn't want to just be a "good boy." I wanted to be a great boy; the greatest boy that ever lived
June 16, 2023 at 8:52 PM
NARRATOR: I didn't want to just be a "good boy." I wanted to be a great boy; the greatest boy that ever lived
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You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
Remember when they body snatched the original Jake from State Farm and thought no one would notice? I noticed. Why was he silenced? What did he know?
#Justice4JakeOG
#Justice4JakeOG
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Remember when they body snatched the original Jake from State Farm and thought no one would notice? I noticed. Why was he silenced? What did he know?
#Justice4JakeOG
#Justice4JakeOG
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In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
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All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.
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I’ve been living here for over a year and I just now noticed the secret pikachu on my office door
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ve been living here for over a year and I just now noticed the secret pikachu on my office door
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One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
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[job interview]
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[job interview]
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
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Kinda sad watching them phase out Flo from Progressive. Just kill her off already. Let us heal.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kinda sad watching them phase out Flo from Progressive. Just kill her off already. Let us heal.