Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒
@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
• Video Editor/GFX Artist
• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Regret
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• Bird Hater
• Contributor to Greeneville Zoo, River Side Casino, EarthLink Dialup,
and your mom
•Los Angeles/Atlantic City
Regret
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:5loqawak6t5imxu3my4gg6wi/feed/aaacbxtkugc3m
Pinned
I drink espresso while doing yoga cuz it's important to maintain flexibility but I also don't want to relax so much that I risk self reflection.
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Quentin Tarantino's Face Falling Farther Down His Head
December 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Quentin Tarantino's Face Falling Farther Down His Head
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President Signs Executive Order Outlawing Peanut Allergies
December 9, 2025 at 5:47 AM
President Signs Executive Order Outlawing Peanut Allergies
"Hello Sharks. Imagine a vaccine that can cure measles."
December 9, 2025 at 7:36 AM
"Hello Sharks. Imagine a vaccine that can cure measles."
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In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
August 2, 2024 at 3:52 AM
In hindsight, it was a mistake to bring my family to Murder Island
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We assembled a kangaroo court and they voted unanimously for mushrooms and wild grasses.
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
We assembled a kangaroo court and they voted unanimously for mushrooms and wild grasses.
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NARRATOR: I didn't want to just be a "good boy." I wanted to be a great boy; the greatest boy that ever lived
June 16, 2023 at 8:52 PM
NARRATOR: I didn't want to just be a "good boy." I wanted to be a great boy; the greatest boy that ever lived
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You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
December 9, 2025 at 5:11 AM
You’ve already reached your limit of free articles and it’s none, the screen sneers. Get your gossip someplace else.
Remember when they body snatched the original Jake from State Farm and thought no one would notice? I noticed. Why was he silenced? What did he know?
#Justice4JakeOG
#Justice4JakeOG
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Remember when they body snatched the original Jake from State Farm and thought no one would notice? I noticed. Why was he silenced? What did he know?
#Justice4JakeOG
#Justice4JakeOG
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In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
December 8, 2025 at 5:14 PM
In Display Of Sincerity, Marjorie Taylor Greene Offers To Give Back A Dalmatian
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All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
All our animals escaped into society but they came back and pulled the cage doors behind them.
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I’ve been living here for over a year and I just now noticed the secret pikachu on my office door
December 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’ve been living here for over a year and I just now noticed the secret pikachu on my office door
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One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
December 8, 2025 at 12:35 PM
One of the biggest things my dad taught me was how wrong it is to think of family as "my four and no more." If your family is hard for you and you dread holidays as a result, maybe you can spend time with someone who would love kindness this year. Hit me up if you don't see anyone who needs it :)
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[job interview]
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
December 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
[job interview]
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
BOSS: What three words best describe you?
MR. GRINCH: Uh... hahaha well, you see here's the thing...
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Kinda sad watching them phase out Flo from Progressive. Just kill her off already. Let us heal.
December 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Kinda sad watching them phase out Flo from Progressive. Just kill her off already. Let us heal.
"Hey boss, I caught that thing that's going around."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
December 8, 2025 at 5:05 AM
"Hey boss, I caught that thing that's going around."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
"The flu?"
"Indifference."
*goes back in time and kills baby "Guy Who Invented Internet"
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 AM
*goes back in time and kills baby "Guy Who Invented Internet"
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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The 3 Stooges were from a litter of stooges. That's why they always had a spare stooge when Moe killed one of them with a hammer*
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
December 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
The 3 Stooges were from a litter of stooges. That's why they always had a spare stooge when Moe killed one of them with a hammer*
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
*ᶜˡᵗᵃᵗˡᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ
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It’s not true that money and power lead to pedophilia. One time I won $80 on a scratcher and all I did was buy Halo 3 and a pack of cigs
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
It’s not true that money and power lead to pedophilia. One time I won $80 on a scratcher and all I did was buy Halo 3 and a pack of cigs
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Treating myself to a midday flossing. The height of gum luxury
November 25, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Treating myself to a midday flossing. The height of gum luxury
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I'm from a little town called Bethlehem, you've probably never harked of it
December 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I'm from a little town called Bethlehem, you've probably never harked of it
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Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Don't watch me break down a cardboard box unless you want to fall in love with me
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[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
December 7, 2025 at 8:51 AM
[on the set of Scarface]
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
AL PACINO: say hello to my little friend [opens jacket to reveal a tiny kitten]
DIRECTOR: son of a bitch CUT
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[5th day of Christmas]
MY TRUE LOVE: i have something for you
ME: it better not be birds again
MY TRUE LOVE: i have something for you
ME: it better not be birds again
December 7, 2025 at 7:28 AM
[5th day of Christmas]
MY TRUE LOVE: i have something for you
ME: it better not be birds again
MY TRUE LOVE: i have something for you
ME: it better not be birds again