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@demandavoider.bsky.social
When anyone tries to fist bump you, pretend you think they're trying to hand you loose change.
Oops, All garbage!
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Oops, All garbage!
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I'd eat less mcdonalds if other restaurants also had a ketchup tap for folks lookin to get wild with their soda
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Her: Were you just singing to the cat in an Ethel Merman voice?
Me: You’re home early.
Me: You’re home early.
May 3, 2024 at 12:33 PM
Her: Were you just singing to the cat in an Ethel Merman voice?
Me: You’re home early.
Me: You’re home early.
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pronouncing mango like banjo
April 7, 2025 at 1:09 AM
pronouncing mango like banjo
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jacking off to videos of people playing the theremin with their dick
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
jacking off to videos of people playing the theremin with their dick
To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
November 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To everyone who said this isn't a dating app: what else have you lied about?
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fuck nudes, show me how you hit them corners in Mario Kart
May 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
fuck nudes, show me how you hit them corners in Mario Kart
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you can call them boneless wings but we all know they some chicken nuggies
October 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
you can call them boneless wings but we all know they some chicken nuggies
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Dance Dance Revolution did not prepare me for any of this
September 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dance Dance Revolution did not prepare me for any of this
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Cop: do you know why I stopped you?
Me: in the name of love?
Me: in the name of love?
January 31, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Cop: do you know why I stopped you?
Me: in the name of love?
Me: in the name of love?
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*about to turn on sleep sounds*
wait, what’s that noise?
*opens window*
Oh shit, they playing live!
*falls asleep listening to the rain*
wait, what’s that noise?
*opens window*
Oh shit, they playing live!
*falls asleep listening to the rain*
January 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
*about to turn on sleep sounds*
wait, what’s that noise?
*opens window*
Oh shit, they playing live!
*falls asleep listening to the rain*
wait, what’s that noise?
*opens window*
Oh shit, they playing live!
*falls asleep listening to the rain*
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*laughs at stupid flies getting shocked in bug zapper*
*routinely burns mouth on hot pizza*
*routinely burns mouth on hot pizza*
December 25, 2024 at 1:10 AM
*laughs at stupid flies getting shocked in bug zapper*
*routinely burns mouth on hot pizza*
*routinely burns mouth on hot pizza*
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ITS NUT NOVEMBER!!!!!1!
CUM IN UR PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!1!!!!
CUM IN UR PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!1!!!!
November 3, 2025 at 9:29 PM
ITS NUT NOVEMBER!!!!!1!
CUM IN UR PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!1!!!!
CUM IN UR PANTS RIGHT NOW!!!1!!!!
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IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
October 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
IF I POST GOOD ENOUGH I WILL FIND A WIFE
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sacrificing thousands upon thousands of young adults to the persian mountains in hopes of a healthy crop of new oreo flavors in the coming year
June 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
sacrificing thousands upon thousands of young adults to the persian mountains in hopes of a healthy crop of new oreo flavors in the coming year
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we as a society used to be a lot more obsessed with gak
i fear that people are more interested in far less worthy slimes these days
i fear that people are more interested in far less worthy slimes these days
February 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
we as a society used to be a lot more obsessed with gak
i fear that people are more interested in far less worthy slimes these days
i fear that people are more interested in far less worthy slimes these days
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go outside??
the very place they killed Jesus 🤨
the very place they killed Jesus 🤨
August 5, 2024 at 8:37 PM
go outside??
the very place they killed Jesus 🤨
the very place they killed Jesus 🤨
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Are they...
...ya know...
*makes cryptic hand gesture*
...a friend of Scoob
...ya know...
*makes cryptic hand gesture*
...a friend of Scoob
August 10, 2023 at 4:16 PM
Are they...
...ya know...
*makes cryptic hand gesture*
...a friend of Scoob
...ya know...
*makes cryptic hand gesture*
...a friend of Scoob
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some days you wake up as a giant bug
some days the giant bug wakes up as you
some days the giant bug wakes up as you
September 22, 2024 at 3:53 AM
some days you wake up as a giant bug
some days the giant bug wakes up as you
some days the giant bug wakes up as you
I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
November 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I just grow one fingernail super long prior to soup season.
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How does one go about nogging an egg, exactly?
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
How does one go about nogging an egg, exactly?
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new bit i just made up: say a number but then raise a number of fingers that doesn't match at all. say "one million" but then raise 4 fingers. could be the move
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 PM
new bit i just made up: say a number but then raise a number of fingers that doesn't match at all. say "one million" but then raise 4 fingers. could be the move
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I’ll have what she had *points at squirrel that got ran over*
September 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’ll have what she had *points at squirrel that got ran over*
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It’s like my mom always used to say, “shut the fuck up, no one cares”
October 2, 2025 at 5:28 PM
It’s like my mom always used to say, “shut the fuck up, no one cares”
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Terrifying if literal:
Sexual Congress
Sexual Congress
May 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Terrifying if literal:
Sexual Congress
Sexual Congress
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I respond to compliments in pretty much the same way a demon would respond to being baptized
June 8, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I respond to compliments in pretty much the same way a demon would respond to being baptized