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@cosmoslionheart.bsky.social

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Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: Haha it's my hole it was made for me. You ever see that meme?

Guy watching me dig my own grave at gunpoint: Just keep digging

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

Right?!? Buses can't even fly. Ridiculous to associate them with a winged horse.

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

gettin that uberumami flavor blasting

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

icp was so so right

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

finally
something to look forward to

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

our fluids comrade

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uggGGGHHHHHGGggg

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

the collective us

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

mushroom soup is so underappreciated

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

give that lead role to gal gadot

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

oh yeah well obviously you aren't allowed to make fun of mr universal-dyson-sphere

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

got me feeling the cheese shakes just thinkin about it

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

frankenstein's monster discriminating against fire by calling it bad type take

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

crazy how it took centuries of alchemy to finally make addictive cheese powders

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

i was so worked up about that "don't discriminate against the computer" discourse days ago i couldn't even post about it

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

it's like already in all the good snack foods
you think doritos just taste like that without magic powders?

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

i'm a believer in the magic of msg
everyone who says they're allergic always ends up being some racist white lady who saw a 60 minutes in the 1980's

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

bit late to the discourse
but i don't think we call ai anywhere near enough slurs actually

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 4h

yeah they're different things

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 5h

it's gluten free

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 5h

just the ones i've already been doing the whole time til i die
*disappointed sigh*
alright

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 5h

i really thought we'd have a lot more bodily fluids at this point in my life

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 5h

you can just call them racists

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 6h

creeps me the hell out

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at least we can all agree you ain't mids

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 6h

cia hit mtg with that reverse fetterman ray to make the democrats look even more pathetic

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