batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
my mom fucked a bat
just my bullshit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:6ljac3gxzqxy56fhx7qu3jqd/feed/aaali652rhjzc
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batkaren
@batkaren.bsky.social
· Jul 5
I stand under the shower's spray—blood from my would-be usurper clone twisting down the drain—and slowly realize all my scars are missing…
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Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
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If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
December 13, 2024 at 1:38 PM
If someone tells you you're an absolute godsend, remember they may mean like a plague
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"Let them eat cabbage"
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Let them eat cabbage"
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You’re the Father, Charlie Brown
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 AM
You’re the Father, Charlie Brown
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I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 5:50 AM
I like you, Charlie Brown. That is why I will kill you last.
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Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hours stretched on, the sun set, another mealtime passed without food.
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
"Please," I wept, rolling the Monopoly dice. "I just want to go home!"
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“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
Chat, is it a good sign when the Atlantic's Thanksgiving take is "cabbage is affordable"?
Cabbage is affordable, delicious, and astoundingly versatile, @giladedelman.bsky.social writes. The underrated crucifer “is fit for a king”:
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
“Why Wearing a Barrel As Pants is The New Hot Style”
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Panic Attack, Panic Decay, Panic Sustain, Panic Release
October 2, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Panic Attack, Panic Decay, Panic Sustain, Panic Release
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If you're posting tributes to Alice Wong but aren't wearing a well fitted respirator indoors when sharing air with people outside your household AND outdoors when it's crowded than I think you misunderstood the assignment.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
November 17, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If you're posting tributes to Alice Wong but aren't wearing a well fitted respirator indoors when sharing air with people outside your household AND outdoors when it's crowded than I think you misunderstood the assignment.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
You care about others?
Prove it.
Wear a mask.
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I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
November 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I wish Fonzie could just hit the U.S. and it would start working properly again.
It’s the kind of cold rainy day where you curl up by the window with a cup of tea and a good book. Hope your boss doesn't notice.
November 24, 2025 at 7:27 PM
It’s the kind of cold rainy day where you curl up by the window with a cup of tea and a good book. Hope your boss doesn't notice.
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Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Too many X accounts are bots. Delighted to be on Bluesky where you're all just figments of my imagination
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
November 22, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Almost half the US economy is now based on Nvidia selling GPUs to itself using other companies as proxies
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i don’t think a bee’s knees are all that great so i reject your compliment
November 23, 2025 at 7:50 PM
i don’t think a bee’s knees are all that great so i reject your compliment
trust your instincts
unless they suck
unless they suck
November 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
trust your instincts
unless they suck
unless they suck
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Just half a cup of dread for me this morning, thanks. I'm pretty full.
November 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Just half a cup of dread for me this morning, thanks. I'm pretty full.
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why do singers sometimes say the same thing like 3 times in a row. we heard you fine the first time bro you have a microphone, everyone is paying attention to you.
November 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
why do singers sometimes say the same thing like 3 times in a row. we heard you fine the first time bro you have a microphone, everyone is paying attention to you.
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*extreme nerd voice* Uh, the Stargate doesn't open, the iris on the Stargate opens.
‘Stargate’ Reopens With New Series at Prime Video
Martin Gero, a writer and producer on previous entries in the franchise, will be the showrunner.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:39 AM
*extreme nerd voice* Uh, the Stargate doesn't open, the iris on the Stargate opens.
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This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This is the ideal travel attire. You may not like it, but this is what peak passenger looks like.
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I mean, not really
November 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I mean, not really