Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't.
Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Part time cryptid
Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly.
Behold my skeets.
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Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO
youtu.be
CW: loss of parent Yesterday at 3:35pm my mom passed away. My dad and I were with her. No way to fit how wonderful she was in a post. Intelligent, funny, loving, giving, patient, on and on. It was so sad to see her cognitive and physical decline and know we couldn't 1/
youtu.be/FqIACCH20JU?...
youtu.be/FqIACCH20JU?...
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Me, trying to read jokes on Bluesky while avoiding seeing the news...
a close up of a person 's face with a white light shining on it
Alt: A close-up of a person's face peeking up from the bottom of the screen.
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me, trying to read jokes on Bluesky while avoiding seeing the news...
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
November 26, 2025 at 10:49 PM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health.
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Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
November 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Thanksgiving is a lot like Halloween because it’s a holiday that involves food. The biggest difference is that no one is particularly impressed when you show up to Thanksgiving dinner dressed like a zombie cheerleader.
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Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
September 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Meteorologist: This is a serious situation.
Earth: 80085
Earth: 80085
Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Why build a time machine? To scratch my own back, of course.
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"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
November 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
"A woman who demands equality is labeled difficult, emotional, or crazy. That tells you exactly who benefits from her silence."
--Roxane Gay
--Roxane Gay
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By not easing my car into the intersection before the light turned green, I have thrown the entire day's critical schedule of the driver behind me into total chaos.
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
By not easing my car into the intersection before the light turned green, I have thrown the entire day's critical schedule of the driver behind me into total chaos.
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
November 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Impeach, convict, remove.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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There is a manatee that lives in the river on the edge of our community. We call him Hugh. One time some neighbors and I built a wood enclosure for him.
It was a home for Hugh manatee.
It was a home for Hugh manatee.
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There is a manatee that lives in the river on the edge of our community. We call him Hugh. One time some neighbors and I built a wood enclosure for him.
It was a home for Hugh manatee.
It was a home for Hugh manatee.
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In 1300 Harold the Dense destroyed his own castle in a gender reveal trebuchet accident.
January 8, 2025 at 9:41 AM
In 1300 Harold the Dense destroyed his own castle in a gender reveal trebuchet accident.
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make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
make your kid’s birthday party a special one they’ll be talking about in therapy for years to come
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As the zombie picked off the hikers one by one, what was left of his own brain thought, "Best trail mix ever!"
January 3, 2025 at 7:07 PM
As the zombie picked off the hikers one by one, what was left of his own brain thought, "Best trail mix ever!"
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Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
May 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Prairie dogs are just dogs that churn their own butter.
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I caught myself absentmindedly admiring my own butt in a full-length mirror today and I have to say that as middle-aged dadbod asses go it really is quite unappealing.
For once even IKEA’s security guard and I were on the same page, which is why they asked me to pull my pants up and never go back.
For once even IKEA’s security guard and I were on the same page, which is why they asked me to pull my pants up and never go back.
May 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
I caught myself absentmindedly admiring my own butt in a full-length mirror today and I have to say that as middle-aged dadbod asses go it really is quite unappealing.
For once even IKEA’s security guard and I were on the same page, which is why they asked me to pull my pants up and never go back.
For once even IKEA’s security guard and I were on the same page, which is why they asked me to pull my pants up and never go back.
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I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
The Antisemitism Post (tm)
Gotta get the history to know where the tropes live in the discourse today.
www.lifeisasacredtext.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I think it’s time to put this one back out into the ether, friends
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
Come and learn about how the tropes undergirding anti-Jewish hatred and conspiracy theories as they exist today came to be…
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 PM
“I AM A GOLDEN GOD!”
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This day in history. 1976. OJ Simpson ran for 273 yards against the Detroit Lions not stopping until authorities agreed to let him talk to his mother.
November 25, 2023 at 10:34 AM
This day in history. 1976. OJ Simpson ran for 273 yards against the Detroit Lions not stopping until authorities agreed to let him talk to his mother.
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Friend: You're just paranoid. There isn't a turkey stalking you.
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Friend: You're just paranoid. There isn't a turkey stalking you.
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*
Me: Maybe you're right.
Turkey hen on my roof: *just standing there, menacingly*