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Christina, mother of spiders

@aikiwomannc.bsky.social

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I'm not here to be the savior you long for only the one you don't. Part time cryptid Another ADHD fueled hyperfixation will be arriving shortly. Behold my skeets. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:r7wqaf3fczlnenogrqggrzyr/feed/aaajhzktmzatm

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Aug 27

CW: loss of parent Yesterday at 3:35pm my mom passed away. My dad and I were with her. No way to fit how wonderful she was in a post. Intelligent, funny, loving, giving, patient, on and on. It was so sad to see her cognitive and physical decline and know we couldn't 1/

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Duran Duran - Ordinary World (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by DuranDuranVEVO

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Swim Jeans 👖 @shortsleevesuit.bsky.social · 1d

DOCTOR: we found drugs in your system

ME: is there anything you can do

DOCTOR: no you did them all

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Jun 17

Fleetwood Mac: Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies.

Me: Um, OK, if you insist.
The 𝘛𝘶𝘴𝘬 album was a GREAT idea.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 20d

If you listen carefully, you can hear hindsight laughing at you.

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bloody bacon popsicle 😅 @gupton68.bsky.social · May 11

It seems to me that folk are either cat-people or dog-people.

It also occurs to me that I should maybe lay off the PCP for a while.

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bloody bacon popsicle 😅 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 1d

The camera doesn’t lie, but Photoshop is one deceitful motherfucker.

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Crockett Houghton @crocketthoughton.bsky.social · 2d

The scariest part about Halloween is that people knock on our doors. It could be anybody.

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bloody bacon popsicle 😅 @gupton68.bsky.social · Mar 21

I tried a push-up once but I decided I really do like lying flat on my face more.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 20h

“That there’s a damn shame, Bill. Yeah, no, sorry, I didn’t see anything. I was visiting my sister’s tree over on Morgan. I’ll ask around and let you know if I hear something, though. Geez, what a world, am I right? Anyway, your homeowners policy should cover it, no?”

A squirrel stands next to a partially-chewed pumpkin on a stoop.

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 21h

Good to see you back!

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 22h

them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 4d

welp, another day goes by without a ceo being able to pass the don’t be a fucking ghoul challenge

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 5d

life is what happens when you’re busy making other plans bsky is what happens when you’re busy avoiding life

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d

my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 25d

Nobody fears my comically large magnet, but they should. They really should.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 1d

I should get a wife

Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 1d

LOL

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 4d

on mastodon the mods don't arbitrarily ban you from the service but you'll wish they would

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · Apr 11

There’s alone and then there’s lonely and they really aren’t the same. Don’t get them confused.

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · Jul 1

Earl didn't mind the long commute. He was finally an upper level demon and enjoyed the time alone with his thoughts.

Commuter bus. People are sitting. On one bench, facing the camera, is a humanoid figure dressed in black. It has a black goat's head, red glowing eyes, and long gnarled black claw like fingers.

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · Oct 7

This day in history. 1849. Edgar Allan Poe died in distress in hospital, crying out "Tear up the planks!" and "What is the frequency, Kenneth?".

Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 2d

Get some Vice Krispies

Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 2d

Adult cereal content…

Who doesn’t like Cheery Hoes 😎

Meme- Adult cereal names:

Cheery Hoes
Captain Munch
Porn Flakes
Special D

Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 2d

Get those Vice Krispies

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Ridge 🇨🇦 @cridge17.bsky.social · 2d

Adult cereal content…

Who doesn’t like Cheery Hoes 😎

Meme- Adult cereal names:

Cheery Hoes
Captain Munch
Porn Flakes
Special D