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Chestbursty

@chestrovert.bsky.social

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1. Be excellent to each other 2. Party on dudes My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Apr 5

"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

when you hear a couple start to fight at the restaurant

Still from the weird Peter Boyle TV Poochinski about a cop that gets reincarnated as a dog show the titular dog man done by I believe poor animatronics with an uncanny face hard eyes and a too articulate looking mouth. It's mouth appears to open as if if in midspeech and he is kind of looking off camera.

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AHHH! real meghan!! 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 14h

“EDM bagpipers are climbing the bridges” is not something i expected to hear about portland but now that i have i’m like yeah, sure. naturally.

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 11h

SUITED UP AND REPORTING FOR DUTY 🐸

Small cute dog (Chihuahua probably) wearing a fetching green “frog” sweatshirt/costume.

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 12h

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 14h

It’s also so surreal to have been worrying about this shit for nigh on 10 years and to see it happening. I feel like the guy who gets crushed by the steamroller in Austin Powers. “Lol”

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 15h

I was a sailor on a merchant vessel carrying claret and port away from the continent but now I just rig clotheslines

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Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 14h

just a friendly reminder it's not technically assault to attach suction cup dildos to fed riot shields

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 13h

If there is a pore, yo I'll unclog it
Check out this weird, sketchy blackhead hook I bought on Shein while my DJ revolves it

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

Got really high and realized this is actually about the Democratic Party

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · Jul 14

In every single episode, the Scooby Doo gang discover a human is behind the mystery, not ghosts or mummies or whatever. Yet they begin each new case believing the villain is a supernatural being. Every time. Not once do they say “maybe it’s an old man like last time”

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Chestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · Dec 31

You look like your bongwater has pulp in it

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 20h

the best human on the planet can't compete with a halfway decent dog. would you pick up the best human's shit for them? the defense rests.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 18h

give a dude a fish, nobody knows what the fuck he'll do with it. he could wear it on his head. dudes are so weird

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 18h

I’m going to a matinee of Rocky Horror next weekend. Seems… wrong, right? It should only be viewed at midnight. Last year, I saw it at 10PM and that felt pretty odd, too. I cannot abide all this sacrilege.

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Pandy Fackler 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 18h

Today's tshirt

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xsfleabaggage.bsky.social @xsfleabaggage.bsky.social · 18h

Interesting:
Uni didn’t want to award or acknowledge my PhD pass till I’d paid my library “fines”.
Like dudes, what you think I was doing with those books, wanking off over philosophy?

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korpisworld @kwkorpi.bsky.social · 19h

I just read someone quoting Shakespeare on here. It’s happening, guys.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 18h

This is why they don't let me sit near the emergency doors now

Inside of an empty passenger aircraft, with the slide fully deployed and twisted all over the place. Date on photo is 12/9/2003

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murphmama.bsky.social @murphmama.bsky.social · 18h

Transmission.

Sculpture of a face surrounded by four hands with blue clouded sky.

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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve seen this posted a few different places - as somebody over a decade sober this would piss me off and I would cease contact with that sister.

It’s not funny - nor a joke - this is abuse.