Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
1. Be excellent to each other
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
2. Party on dudes
My care bear stares: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaab3oaymtk2g
My Worst: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:dlm76unvjc5an7kn56z6j4ds/feed/aaaawyfc7givy
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
ยท Apr 5
"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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Guess what time it is!
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Guess what time it is!
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i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think iโm hot and funny and relatable
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think iโm hot and funny and relatable
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Imagine finding out immigrants arenโt the reason for everything thatโs wrong with your life after all and youโre just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Imagine finding out immigrants arenโt the reason for everything thatโs wrong with your life after all and youโre just a piece of shit
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Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
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It should be illegal for life insurance companies, after youโre dead, to try and disqualify you for the benefits you left to your family. Like, you had your chance to disqualify when the person was alive and paying you money, now pay up.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
It should be illegal for life insurance companies, after youโre dead, to try and disqualify you for the benefits you left to your family. Like, you had your chance to disqualify when the person was alive and paying you money, now pay up.
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kids donโt build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe thatโs whatโs wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
kids donโt build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe thatโs whatโs wrong with this country
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Big W, congratulations!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Big W, congratulations!!
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Everything everywhere is on fire
But Iโm going to be a homeowner and Iโm allowed to be a excited as hell about this
Can I get a W
But Iโm going to be a homeowner and Iโm allowed to be a excited as hell about this
Can I get a W
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Everything everywhere is on fire
But Iโm going to be a homeowner and Iโm allowed to be a excited as hell about this
Can I get a W
But Iโm going to be a homeowner and Iโm allowed to be a excited as hell about this
Can I get a W
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the grave robbers told me out of all the corpses I had the cheapest suit
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
the grave robbers told me out of all the corpses I had the cheapest suit
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tofu is a super weird little dude
November 25, 2023 at 4:20 PM
tofu is a super weird little dude
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the reposting of my old cat pictures will continue until i am reunited with my fuzzy little children
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
the reposting of my old cat pictures will continue until i am reunited with my fuzzy little children
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panic attack! at the ikea!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
panic attack! at the ikea!
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Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like โVelvet Sneeze Parade,โ and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like โVelvet Sneeze Parade,โ and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
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You're so cute, I'm gonna roll you up in dough and make you into my sweetie pie! Let me just go turn on the big ovens. Don't go anywhere!
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
You're so cute, I'm gonna roll you up in dough and make you into my sweetie pie! Let me just go turn on the big ovens. Don't go anywhere!
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I say โIโm fineโ a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say โIโm fineโ a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
"two-hand touch" yeah, it called clapping
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
"two-hand touch" yeah, it called clapping
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Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
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I fell in love with a New Hampshire boy
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I fell in love with a New Hampshire boy
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Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
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ME: itโs so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and Iโll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and Iโll try to believe in your existence
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ME: itโs so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and Iโll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and Iโll try to believe in your existence
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I found a Pac-Man in the wild!
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I found a Pac-Man in the wild!