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Chestbursty
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"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door
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Guess what time it is!
November 25, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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i do not care about follower count, i just want everyone to think iโ€™m hot and funny and relatable
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Imagine finding out immigrants arenโ€™t the reason for everything thatโ€™s wrong with your life after all and youโ€™re just a piece of shit
November 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Still punk, I murmur after I gasp aloud at the comfort of my new cozy pants.
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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It should be illegal for life insurance companies, after youโ€™re dead, to try and disqualify you for the benefits you left to your family. Like, you had your chance to disqualify when the person was alive and paying you money, now pay up.
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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kids donโ€™t build bike jumps to jump over other kids anymore and maybe thatโ€™s whatโ€™s wrong with this country
November 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Big W, congratulations!!
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Everything everywhere is on fire

But Iโ€™m going to be a homeowner and Iโ€™m allowed to be a excited as hell about this

Can I get a W
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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the grave robbers told me out of all the corpses I had the cheapest suit
November 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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tofu is a super weird little dude
November 25, 2023 at 4:20 PM
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the reposting of my old cat pictures will continue until i am reunited with my fuzzy little children
November 25, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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panic attack! at the ikea!
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Spotify is weird. You can type in non-sequitur nonsense like โ€œVelvet Sneeze Parade,โ€ and it will not only find a band, it will give you suggestions of other similar bands and a podcast about their reunion tour.
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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You're so cute, I'm gonna roll you up in dough and make you into my sweetie pie! Let me just go turn on the big ovens. Don't go anywhere!
November 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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I say โ€œIโ€™m fineโ€ a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
"two-hand touch" yeah, it called clapping
November 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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Why do we bash 'deathtrap' fortresses full of swinging blades, man-serpents, and giant rolling balls; but we never question if the chosen hero simply had bad vibes? Or is just unpleasant to be around?
November 15, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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I just want to move to Maine and eat potatoes.
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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I fell in love with a New Hampshire boy
November 23, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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Home for Thanksgiving and I have learned that my 76 year old mother has serious thirst for The Weeknd
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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ME: itโ€™s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and Iโ€™ll try to believe in your existence
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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I found a Pac-Man in the wild!
November 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM