WitchyBlob
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Blob blobbily blobbing, bobbing as the fire burns and the cauldron bubbles My weird thoughts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vtkhd4525qfjbilvr5weqowq/feed/aaalpayiqyx4i
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blobstar.bsky.social
How many ghost peppers must I eat before I can walk through walls?
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cosmicallyf.bsky.social
My ultimate goal in life is to vanish with a whisp of smoke with at least 100 witnesses.
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jeremycshipp.bsky.social
Fall snacks are so fun. I love unhinging my jaw to swallow whole pumpkins and dry leaves.
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benhammerhead.bsky.social
Moth, I think don’t know the name (yet)
A gray moth
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anniemumary.bsky.social
I was on a road trip today and stopped at a gas station. When I stepped into the bathroom stall, the toilet was plugged into the wall. Apparently it had a heating unit as well as a bidet system. I did not explore the amenities.
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
I only need two more nose rings to deeply upset guys like kid rock? Sucks to reach the summit so early.
blobstar.bsky.social
Yeah, you're still a party animal if you sometimes want to be in bed by ten on a Saturday. Like a sloth or koala, but an animal.
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thehyyyype.bsky.social
Me trying to have some fun with my kid: ok bud, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10

My son: why?
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sardonicus.eu
Goodnight, I shall leave you with
André Derain’s The Road And The Tree

www.wikiart.org/en/andre-der...
painting, a road passing through a line of trees
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buddhatree.bsky.social
A haunted house but it's all six of your four-tops getting filled at the same time during lunch rush.
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theregoesrichie.bsky.social
you can whisper kris kross to yourself as a pep talk during a presentation no one will care is a lesson I learned this week
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dnschmidt.com
New research shows bedbugs date back to the time of the dinosaurs. Even more amazing: apparently dinosaurs had beds.
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brokemycoccyx.bsky.social
Let the wild rumpus start..
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toughpigs.com
Remembering the great Diane Keaton with the Muppets' homage from the 1982 Miss Piggy Calendar.
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jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social
I'm going as that dark void in the sofa for Halloween
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gothamcitymayor.bsky.social
I’m nostalgic for people I haven’t even met yet.
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jessetaylorlewis.bsky.social
I feel pretty perfect today, just wish I had my old Garfield slippers from 1988
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chalza.bsky.social
The creator of the ballerina skirt put tu and tu together.