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BlobStar
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Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫

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Poking my brain with a stick to see if it's still alive, accidentally unlocking a portal to a new dimension that only I can see and no one believes it's not just the brain damage talking
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Rome wasn’t built in a day.

*sculpts miniature Colosseum out of mashed potatoes*
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Bringing this to the function. It’s got it all.
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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drinking gravy from a gobblelet
November 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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On Thanksgiving mornings, early, Gram would send Grandpa out to buy ten star tribune newspapers. He’d go from store to store until he found them all, so that every grandchild had a copy of the full page annual Thanksgiving turkey Tom coloring contest.
November 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
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Thinking about how one Thanksgiving, even though she had a million things to do, Gram invited me to sleep over cause “everyone should wake up to the smell of turkey in the oven at least once.”
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Come to the window. We are making sunrises bigger by watching.
November 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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I can’t go empty handed though, it’s not who I am
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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How old were you when you realized that 'Be there or be square'...

Is because you're not a-round.
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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My wife is a social vegan...

She avoids meet.
November 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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🥹
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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You matter and I am thankful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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A stir of brakes and birds.
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Giving thanks this year for moving far enough away from the village that waifs and urchins no longer throw rocks at me when I leave my cave for my evening perambulation
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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I like a colorful marching band uniform. They look like little songbirds on my 19" television.
November 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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Merry Christmas!

Wait, wrong day
November 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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My Thanksgiving wish is that the townsfolk wouldn't call me "Street Rat" as I pluckily steal food with the scoundrelly monkey who is my only friend
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
Or Happy Thursday!

Wherever you are, whoever you’re with, you are an absolute delight and someone is thankful to have you in their lives.

Gobble gobble!
November 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Is it still Mother Nature in outer space?
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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Not a manic pixie dream girl, but a lethargic troll nightmare woman.
November 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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PIE!! 🧡
November 27, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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pie
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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wise gnomes have the answers to all of life’s questions, kind of like living magic eight balls
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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I will let you in on a little secret about thanksgiving dinner.

The tourney, potatoes, gravy, stuffing and all that? Those are appetizers.

Pie is the main course.
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Working on my annual Thanksgiving poem to read at the table today what rhymes with ingrates
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM