BlobStar
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
February 9, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Trees on the margin have little commercial value but all of the duende
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You can just decide to be different, that’s the great part
February 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
You can just decide to be different, that’s the great part
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Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit
Me, rollin in:
Me, rollin in:
February 9, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Them: you better not be back on ur bushshit
Me, rollin in:
Me, rollin in:
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The morning doesn’t mean it.
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The morning doesn’t mean it.
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somehow we are all miserable today and that helps
February 9, 2026 at 5:10 PM
somehow we are all miserable today and that helps
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every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
February 9, 2026 at 4:18 PM
every AI commercial was like “learn to use this so we can fire you”
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Remember to post your Valentines cards in plenty of time. I’ve just sent one to myself, but I’ve cunningly disguised my handwriting so I won’t know who it’s from.
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Remember to post your Valentines cards in plenty of time. I’ve just sent one to myself, but I’ve cunningly disguised my handwriting so I won’t know who it’s from.
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I've seen superer bowls
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I've seen superer bowls
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Yes, I was among the zombie hordes that overran the mall, but I was only there to see if there was still a sale on wingtips at Thom McAn.
February 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Yes, I was among the zombie hordes that overran the mall, but I was only there to see if there was still a sale on wingtips at Thom McAn.
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In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
February 7, 2026 at 8:30 AM
In an effort to ever-so-gently annoy a colleague I've been calling all machines and tech at work The Apparatus. Should The Apparatus be doing that? Are you finished with The Apparatus? I have woken this morning to an email written and sent after midnight requesting me to stop.
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Botany valentine. Another oldie.
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Botany valentine. Another oldie.
Wore a sugarcane bush costume today. Going to stand really still and hope a bad bunny comes over to dance around me.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Wore a sugarcane bush costume today. Going to stand really still and hope a bad bunny comes over to dance around me.
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And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
The End.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.
The End.
The End.
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that was more American than America
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
that was more American than America
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Hey man. We’re not woeful. We’re Beowulf-ul.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Hey man. We’re not woeful. We’re Beowulf-ul.
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A whole lot of so what.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
A whole lot of so what.
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Stop trying to make Copilot happen
#SuperbowlAds
#SuperbowlAds
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Stop trying to make Copilot happen
#SuperbowlAds
#SuperbowlAds
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how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
how dare you use karaoke for evil
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No red wine to go with my pizza, so I’m having a Bombay gin & ginger ale.
“Adaptability is being able to adjust to any situation at any given time.”
— John Wooden
“Adaptability is being able to adjust to any situation at any given time.”
— John Wooden
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
No red wine to go with my pizza, so I’m having a Bombay gin & ginger ale.
“Adaptability is being able to adjust to any situation at any given time.”
— John Wooden
“Adaptability is being able to adjust to any situation at any given time.”
— John Wooden
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I think the real villain is Post-it notes.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
I think the real villain is Post-it notes.
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We are all singing toilets, we are all one
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
We are all singing toilets, we are all one
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I’m gonna hear Phil Collins singing every time I pee now
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I’m gonna hear Phil Collins singing every time I pee now
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Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel