BlobStar
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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I hide my light under a bushel and my key beneath a pot. Can never find either when I need them.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I hide my light under a bushel and my key beneath a pot. Can never find either when I need them.
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what can i say. the good Lord blessed me with perfect parking spot recall
February 13, 2026 at 4:52 AM
what can i say. the good Lord blessed me with perfect parking spot recall
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Not one to grease the cruel wheels of capitalism, I am instead going to withdraw my flageolet from my vest pocket and play every Michael McDonald song to my wife this Valentine’s Day
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
Not one to grease the cruel wheels of capitalism, I am instead going to withdraw my flageolet from my vest pocket and play every Michael McDonald song to my wife this Valentine’s Day
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Johnny Depp is reprising a beloved character in a new series for kids, "Edward Safety Scissorhands."
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Johnny Depp is reprising a beloved character in a new series for kids, "Edward Safety Scissorhands."
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if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
if an adult plays the trombone in the peanuts universe it sounds like words
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Saw a magic fox wedding in a Japanese forest and now I’m imprisoned in the ihop pocket dimension
February 13, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Saw a magic fox wedding in a Japanese forest and now I’m imprisoned in the ihop pocket dimension
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sorta miss being a kid and wondering why the moon follows me
February 13, 2026 at 12:51 AM
sorta miss being a kid and wondering why the moon follows me
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hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)
July 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
hang on i have an idea (drags couch into the shower)
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calling snails “snarls” so they’ll feel
more badass
more badass
February 13, 2026 at 2:41 AM
calling snails “snarls” so they’ll feel
more badass
more badass
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it’s good to let your brain out of your skull every couple days so it can stretch and get some fresh air
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
it’s good to let your brain out of your skull every couple days so it can stretch and get some fresh air
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Another iteration, another ritual.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Another iteration, another ritual.
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The inhabitants of fantasy.
February 12, 2026 at 5:26 AM
The inhabitants of fantasy.
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The crackle of the actual.
February 12, 2026 at 7:57 PM
The crackle of the actual.
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Whatever sacrament you’re into.
February 13, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Whatever sacrament you’re into.
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Banned from another flea market for (again) fomenting rampant speculation.
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Banned from another flea market for (again) fomenting rampant speculation.
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Well, I lost another $1000 at Camptown Races. I was sure the bob-tail nag would win this time. *raises fist to the sky* Damn you, bay, damn you!
February 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Well, I lost another $1000 at Camptown Races. I was sure the bob-tail nag would win this time. *raises fist to the sky* Damn you, bay, damn you!
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Too often work gets in the way of the important stuff like not working.
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Too often work gets in the way of the important stuff like not working.
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Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
February 12, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Of course every joke is a cry for help. Are you new to this planet?
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Rooster has been waiting on me all evening but unfortunately I'll eventually have to get up to pee...
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Rooster has been waiting on me all evening but unfortunately I'll eventually have to get up to pee...
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A quick skeet to take the edge off
February 12, 2026 at 11:49 PM
A quick skeet to take the edge off
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Memory is a blender, and I’m making margaritas.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Memory is a blender, and I’m making margaritas.
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*Making an S-tier pixie stick out of my ground-up afternoon meds*
February 12, 2026 at 6:14 PM
*Making an S-tier pixie stick out of my ground-up afternoon meds*
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Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.