BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
I need an Olympic Curler to come and clean my kitchen floor
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Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
February 10, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Don't hang out where cattle graze after midnight. It's pasture bedtime.
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filling my weekly pill organizer with false optimism
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
filling my weekly pill organizer with false optimism
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I don’t make TikToks but, if I did, today’s would’ve been me sitting in front of a Ticketmaster screen and the music playing over it would’ve been “I wanted to be an inventor. Collected scraps to make a portal. I wanted so much for magic to be real.”
February 11, 2026 at 3:42 AM
I don’t make TikToks but, if I did, today’s would’ve been me sitting in front of a Ticketmaster screen and the music playing over it would’ve been “I wanted to be an inventor. Collected scraps to make a portal. I wanted so much for magic to be real.”
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If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt
February 11, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you listen very carefully you can hear the Mario shrinking sound whenever I get my feelings hurt
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Do you read every single word of every skeet or are you like me, a power user who only reads every ninth vowel to save time so I can repost up to 250k times every day save time save energy save the world god bless and we can do this together we are just as good as machines my mom says I'm strong
February 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Do you read every single word of every skeet or are you like me, a power user who only reads every ninth vowel to save time so I can repost up to 250k times every day save time save energy save the world god bless and we can do this together we are just as good as machines my mom says I'm strong
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The inexperienced chef's kiss giver may do it too slowly making the receiver believe they are just pulling a stray hair from their mouth.
February 11, 2026 at 2:26 AM
The inexperienced chef's kiss giver may do it too slowly making the receiver believe they are just pulling a stray hair from their mouth.
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I saw the power company guy with a role of electrical tape and I appreciated the brand loyalty.
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 AM
I saw the power company guy with a role of electrical tape and I appreciated the brand loyalty.
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I've grown complacent in all the cards I've seen over the last week. I find security in their ink, hiding among the letters crafted by giants. My refuge is soon to be trampled but it makes no matter, I will ride the wave into the land of Sun and Blood
February 11, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I've grown complacent in all the cards I've seen over the last week. I find security in their ink, hiding among the letters crafted by giants. My refuge is soon to be trampled but it makes no matter, I will ride the wave into the land of Sun and Blood
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[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
February 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
[pulitzer prize ceremony]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
Son: I'd like to dedicate this to my father
[camera cuts to me eating corn nuts in a darth vader t-shirt]
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BBQ Joint/Escape Room concept called The Rib Cage
February 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
BBQ Joint/Escape Room concept called The Rib Cage
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I never had the wherewithal, but I knew a guy who did—he had lots & kept it in a glass peanut butter jar. Kind of gross, actually. I’d say c’mon, share; you’re not going to use all that. No. Always no. Eventually I pushed him over an embankment & threw the jar on the rocks. Because, I mean, fuck it.
February 10, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I never had the wherewithal, but I knew a guy who did—he had lots & kept it in a glass peanut butter jar. Kind of gross, actually. I’d say c’mon, share; you’re not going to use all that. No. Always no. Eventually I pushed him over an embankment & threw the jar on the rocks. Because, I mean, fuck it.
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Kicked out of the writhing pile for getting too squirmy with it
February 10, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Kicked out of the writhing pile for getting too squirmy with it
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Solved all of my problems by curling into an obliterating sleep in the supermarket aisle where they keep the furnace filters
February 11, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Solved all of my problems by curling into an obliterating sleep in the supermarket aisle where they keep the furnace filters
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Really think the athletes would enjoy it more if they'd just let themselves shout wheeee! when they're going on their little rides.
February 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Really think the athletes would enjoy it more if they'd just let themselves shout wheeee! when they're going on their little rides.
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Asked my wife what smelt so good and she replied harissa and I said Harissa? that explains it all! and she laughed so much that I'm starting to worry that I am actually very good looking because I'm definitely not that funny.
February 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Asked my wife what smelt so good and she replied harissa and I said Harissa? that explains it all! and she laughed so much that I'm starting to worry that I am actually very good looking because I'm definitely not that funny.
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pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
February 10, 2026 at 11:17 PM
pretty cool M.C. Escher could draw all that stuff and still find time to rap
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Starting a new batch of primordial soup in my bathtub
February 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Starting a new batch of primordial soup in my bathtub
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Giant salami skiing
February 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Giant salami skiing
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practicing my human voice for later
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
practicing my human voice for later
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peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
peering out from between the threads of an unraveled life, rolling the end between my fingertips
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Today all my internal organs dried out and shriveled up inside me, so please, let me come out and be the maracas in your band.
February 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Today all my internal organs dried out and shriveled up inside me, so please, let me come out and be the maracas in your band.
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have the party without me, l always say
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
have the party without me, l always say
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Dissociating is not upsetting to others if you patiently explain you are a maidenhead on an ancient ship.
February 11, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Dissociating is not upsetting to others if you patiently explain you are a maidenhead on an ancient ship.