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BlobStar
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Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫

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Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
Wore a sugarcane bush costume today. Going to stand really still and hope a bad bunny comes over to dance around me.
February 9, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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And then, he was a Good Bunny. A very Good Bunny.

The End.
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
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that was more American than America
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Hey man. We’re not woeful. We’re Beowulf-ul.
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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A whole lot of so what.
February 9, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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Stop trying to make Copilot happen
#SuperbowlAds
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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how dare you use karaoke for evil
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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No red wine to go with my pizza, so I’m having a Bombay gin & ginger ale.

“Adaptability is being able to adjust to any situation at any given time.”
— John Wooden
February 9, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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I think the real villain is Post-it notes.
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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We are all singing toilets, we are all one
February 9, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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I’m gonna hear Phil Collins singing every time I pee now
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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Oh yay, Dunkin', thanks for the nightmare fuel
February 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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the coinbase commercial was a karaoke rugpull
February 9, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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I saw a job posting for plant maintenance and I was like aww🌱 that would be fun, but it was for something else entirely.
February 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
Those Nerds were still alive when they became an outfit for that gummy
February 9, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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when does the zamboni come out onto the field
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
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Happy Superb Owl to all who celebrate
a black and white photo of an owl walking next to a white ladder
Alt: An owl tippy towing
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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There is still beauty in the world if you know where to look.
The first flowers of the year peaking through the earth, or the deep red gleam in the eyes of Mothman as he surprises you in the alley behind the kebab shoppe.
February 9, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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[googles "football"]
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
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Wishing Bad Bunny all the best with his half-time show, though. He’s a good human. Fuck the bigots. 😘😘😘
February 9, 2026 at 12:25 AM
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Lovely Super Bowl dinner party. My friend made all the bunting. Delightful dinner party. Now back to the bar. 🤭
February 9, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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Suckiest superbowl commercials so far by a long shot.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM