BlobStar
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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A very Gremlin Valentine for you 💌🌹❤️
February 14, 2026 at 6:56 PM
A very Gremlin Valentine for you 💌🌹❤️
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waking up like what the hell is wrong with my neck
February 14, 2026 at 6:51 PM
waking up like what the hell is wrong with my neck
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This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
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I'll share my root beer barrels with you.
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
I'll share my root beer barrels with you.
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Sending out much love to those who need it tonight. The universe gets dark at times but it never stays that way.
February 14, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Sending out much love to those who need it tonight. The universe gets dark at times but it never stays that way.
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And she ate the entire cake herself.
February 14, 2026 at 6:32 PM
And she ate the entire cake herself.
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I'm sorry the character I named after you in Oregon Trail died of dysentery
February 13, 2026 at 6:54 PM
I'm sorry the character I named after you in Oregon Trail died of dysentery
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This is going in the guest room.
February 14, 2026 at 11:09 AM
This is going in the guest room.
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Happy birthday to Love
February 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Happy birthday to Love
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asking my wife if she wants CREAM in her coffee and wriggling my eyebrows intensely until one falls off
February 14, 2026 at 3:49 PM
asking my wife if she wants CREAM in her coffee and wriggling my eyebrows intensely until one falls off
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Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a Valentine's movie
February 14, 2026 at 2:48 PM
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter is a Valentine's movie
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Remember that Dolly Parton would be your Valentine.
February 14, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Remember that Dolly Parton would be your Valentine.
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I think I'd be really good at being fired out of a cannon. Dare I say, the greatest of all time
February 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I think I'd be really good at being fired out of a cannon. Dare I say, the greatest of all time
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Happy slumping February retail sales mitigation everyone! CoNsUmE!
February 14, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Happy slumping February retail sales mitigation everyone! CoNsUmE!
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My first crush was Mary McKenzie and one time in 3rd grade she stabbed my hand with a pencil and the lead is still there. My love life has been downhill ever since
February 14, 2026 at 1:16 PM
My first crush was Mary McKenzie and one time in 3rd grade she stabbed my hand with a pencil and the lead is still there. My love life has been downhill ever since
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be like a bird and wake up screaming
February 14, 2026 at 1:14 PM
be like a bird and wake up screaming
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Valentine's shmalentines how about murder mystery hibachi
February 14, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Valentine's shmalentines how about murder mystery hibachi
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Even if you dont fucking hear me, I am fucking cheering for you
February 12, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Even if you dont fucking hear me, I am fucking cheering for you
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Fuck fucking fucked
fucking fuckable fucking fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
~fucking haiku
fucking fuckable fucking fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
~fucking haiku
February 12, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Fuck fucking fucked
fucking fuckable fucking fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
~fucking haiku
fucking fuckable fucking fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
~fucking haiku
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Also, here is some kitty love for all who celebrate.
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Also, here is some kitty love for all who celebrate.
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Can you claim your cell phone or tablet on your taxes, or nah?
February 14, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Can you claim your cell phone or tablet on your taxes, or nah?
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“Can I come by?”
No.
No.
February 14, 2026 at 6:26 PM
“Can I come by?”
No.
No.