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BlobStar
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Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫

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Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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Given the resurgence of popularity after a long-maligned status to being favored for its superior flavor as a natural, non-hydrogenated fat PLUS the continued popularity of the fantasy series about middle-earth I’m surprised that nobody is marketing Lard Of The Rings.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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wacky inflatable arm guys took my job
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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UGH, ANOTHER APARTMENT INSPECTION? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME REIGN FROM MY THRONE OF ROT IN PEACE?
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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hi I love your dog

~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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A girl at work has bronchitis and it’s made her voice so sexy that I’m kinda hoping she has it forever.
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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"Between Nowhere" made this painting 9 years ago! #acrylic #surreal #painting #artwork #art #flooko
February 9, 2026 at 10:39 PM
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A chilly painting for this chilly weather! Named it, "Chillin" acrylic on canvas :) #chilly #ice #winter #hockey #frost #art #painting #flooko
February 10, 2026 at 4:48 PM
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"Escape From Oz" painting. Felt like today needed a little positive boost! #wizardofoz #fairytale #fantasy #acrylic #artwork #painting #flooko
February 11, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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wednesday afternoon
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
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A coffee shop/family law office called Grounds for Divorce.
February 12, 2026 at 12:09 AM
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Moderation in all things. Moderationmaxxing.
February 12, 2026 at 12:17 AM
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Your opinion is important to me. Please hold while I get my Trebuchet
February 10, 2026 at 6:20 PM
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Evidence of a good day
February 12, 2026 at 12:18 AM
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It was a good day (saw ravens irl)
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 AM
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Gravity’s got its hooks into me.
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 PM
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Rational in an alarming and emotionally unhinged fashion.
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Sometimes the smart smarts play dumb dumb to the absolute wrong audience.
February 11, 2026 at 10:29 PM
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“No, really. I’m going to get to it next.”
Repeat as necessary.
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
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Ordered six chocolate croissants to ease my pain and got one chocolate croissant and five chocolate chip cookies which are not even close to the glory of a chocolate croissant. It’s fine. Probably never be happy again but ITS FINE
February 12, 2026 at 12:15 AM
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Don’t bet on Dinner in dance battles. It always gets served.
February 5, 2026 at 10:10 PM
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the seat of my pants has never flown, how many drugs are you on?
February 11, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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With all my aches and pains, if I were a car, I'd fail inspection every year.
February 10, 2026 at 1:17 PM
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So hungry I nearly ate a rice cake.
February 11, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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baking a king cake but instead of a plastic baby inside it’s my index finger
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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This week is a month…
Pizza Night?
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM