BlobStar
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
February 13, 2026 at 9:54 PM
If you're looking for the groove, it's in the heart.
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tied to edit my diet tide
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 PM
tied to edit my diet tide
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They say irritation produces pearls, which is why I bed each night inside an oyster shell in my hair shirt
February 13, 2026 at 4:42 PM
They say irritation produces pearls, which is why I bed each night inside an oyster shell in my hair shirt
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Combining the half-used jars of salsa in my fridge into one super salsa to rule them all.
February 13, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Combining the half-used jars of salsa in my fridge into one super salsa to rule them all.
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cat scratching post for men
February 13, 2026 at 4:37 PM
cat scratching post for men
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"Why do you want to work here?"
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
"Why do you want to work here?"
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
Because I want to be able to pay my rent, pay my bills, buy groceries, and maybe occasionally get a little treat. Why the fuck do you think I want the job? "To be a part of a company that's MAKING HISTORY by DISRUPTING the XYZ industry"? Be for real right now.
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What if everybody had a "true face" that was under their face and at 45 the top face shed off and all their inner ugliness or beauty shone, and you found out at that moment you were one of the ugly ones
February 13, 2026 at 4:51 PM
What if everybody had a "true face" that was under their face and at 45 the top face shed off and all their inner ugliness or beauty shone, and you found out at that moment you were one of the ugly ones
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You have your process I have mine
February 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
You have your process I have mine
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Morning folks, stay lucky 🍀
February 13, 2026 at 10:34 AM
Morning folks, stay lucky 🍀
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they’re calling me the snow slurper
February 13, 2026 at 5:46 PM
they’re calling me the snow slurper
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her: are you stupid
me:
me:
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 PM
her: are you stupid
me:
me:
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Becoming abominable
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Becoming abominable
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i think there are olives underneath the corn
February 13, 2026 at 2:12 AM
i think there are olives underneath the corn
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you wanna get together later and chase me with a knife
February 13, 2026 at 12:19 PM
you wanna get together later and chase me with a knife
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Pitcher plant dragon…
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Pitcher plant dragon…
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Brain is buffering. Please hold
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Brain is buffering. Please hold
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picking up a tums off the ground and blowing it off, yeah that’s a good metaphor for my life
February 13, 2026 at 5:29 PM
picking up a tums off the ground and blowing it off, yeah that’s a good metaphor for my life
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When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 AM
When you read ‘bold retelling’ of a classic, be prepared for it to be unrecognisable.
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I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.
February 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
I'd be pretty mad if I was a hero in a half shell and then I went and got stabbed in the junk.
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if you want something cute to think about just know there used to be rabbit sized camels
February 13, 2026 at 4:55 PM
if you want something cute to think about just know there used to be rabbit sized camels
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Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Now, a message from Rev. Thurl H. "Skeet" Ravenscrof:
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
Vodka Shot Bingo 7p to floor. Welcome to the 2026 Winter RevLympics! Who will take the gold in tonight's frozen possum curling? Will the south side win again in the 1000 meter stolen car hood snow surf? God bless.
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If you ever need a lift, ask yourself: What would Archimedes do?
February 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
If you ever need a lift, ask yourself: What would Archimedes do?