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BlobStar
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Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫

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Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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I saw the coolest looking bird ever today but it turned out to be a log sticking out of the snow.
February 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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I need more time to do all the nothing I want.
February 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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Your daily fortune:
Love and waffles are both best when shared.
January 21, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:04 PM
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I don't need Adderall, I have canned frosting and a dream of a more loving world
February 14, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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These fridge magnets spell trouble.
October 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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i am at a business and i do not like any of the music they are playing and i feel bad for everyone who is experiencing it
February 14, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 10:07 PM
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sometimes I scroll through my Venmo feed and that’s how I find out what people I haven’t spoken to in years are up to now
February 14, 2026 at 10:08 PM
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you like sex AND candy? woah buddy, where do you think we are, amsterdam
February 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
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Go out and enjoy the weekend. For best results, avoid direct exposure to people.
February 14, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.

Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 14, 2026 at 9:47 PM
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Happy Valentines! 🐒💕 Some cards for you loved ones 💘
February 14, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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i’m a disney adult (can’t have sex without mice watching me)
February 14, 2026 at 9:57 PM
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Current situation
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM
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first date idea
February 14, 2026 at 9:53 PM
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Although this may appear self explanatory, I still have questions.
February 14, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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Remember to be safe out there and keep the VD out of Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2026 at 2:31 PM
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Happy scream at eachother day :P
February 14, 2026 at 4:04 PM
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Happy valentines

#valentines
February 14, 2026 at 1:46 PM
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coworker gave me 5lbs of red pistachios and my workspace now looks like I’ve been doing rituals
February 11, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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Happy #ValentinesDay!

A pair of Orcas off Whidbey Island, Washington
📸 sarahgeist.smugmug.com
February 14, 2026 at 6:04 PM
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happy valentine's day ❤️

I got you some things, please take whichever item(s) you need: 💝💘💌💐🧸🫂🍓🍝🍰🍾🪗🪄🎩🐇💋🐌🌷📚🎻🕯️🛀🫧🧟🎠❤️‍🩹☔🐕🌞🌕✨🌌🔭🫶💞💖🧤
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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toss me in a ditch, Valentine
February 14, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Seductively laying on top of a heart shaped bed of 650,000 pounds of recalled tater tots, holding up a bottle of Heinz 57 at just the right angle and giving it a little slap on the sweet spot, "Get over here and let's get risky, Babe."
February 14, 2026 at 9:50 PM