BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
Blob blobbily blobbing through this space, around infinity, and beyond 🟣💫
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BlobStar
@blobstar.bsky.social
· Jan 4
Flying on a paper airplane all the way to the paper moon
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Do these 17 layers I’m wearing make my ass look like a sedimentary rock strata?
December 20, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Do these 17 layers I’m wearing make my ass look like a sedimentary rock strata?
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Your nonsense inspires me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Your nonsense inspires me.
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The dentist says I need a crown but Id rather have a tiara.
February 10, 2026 at 9:59 PM
The dentist says I need a crown but Id rather have a tiara.
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Its been a year of a day.
February 10, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Its been a year of a day.
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A luge for flying downstairs out through the front door and into another dimension.
February 11, 2026 at 6:34 AM
A luge for flying downstairs out through the front door and into another dimension.
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Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
February 12, 2026 at 2:35 AM
Optimist: glass half full
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
Pessimist: glass half empty
Conformist: yeah, what those guys said
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hold on getting a call on the toad phone
February 11, 2026 at 2:06 AM
hold on getting a call on the toad phone
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I would like to speak to something deep and primal
February 11, 2026 at 5:21 AM
I would like to speak to something deep and primal
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weaving an ornate silence on my loom
February 11, 2026 at 6:04 PM
weaving an ornate silence on my loom
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Couldn't use my phone to call for help because it didn't recognize my facial expression while being attacked by a bear.
February 11, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Couldn't use my phone to call for help because it didn't recognize my facial expression while being attacked by a bear.
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Survivor 50 will feature only wild animal and have no cameras or judges and will not be shown on any channel or platform.
February 12, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Survivor 50 will feature only wild animal and have no cameras or judges and will not be shown on any channel or platform.
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My DNA results are in. I'm 60% European and a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
February 10, 2026 at 5:04 AM
My DNA results are in. I'm 60% European and a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
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Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
February 10, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Someone should make an account that just posts “Unclench Your Jaw”
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(pouring jack daniels into personalized champagne flutes) let’s make this animal house an animal home
February 11, 2026 at 2:01 AM
(pouring jack daniels into personalized champagne flutes) let’s make this animal house an animal home
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Sicilian tonight.
(deepness not shown)
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February 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Sicilian tonight.
(deepness not shown)
(deepness not shown)
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reabsorbing dryer lint back into my sock like T-1000
February 12, 2026 at 12:27 AM
reabsorbing dryer lint back into my sock like T-1000
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Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Finally bit the bullet, moving to the country to eat a shitload of peaches
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Yah we need a reference person!
I still believe the Olympians should be competing side by side with regular people. They make it all look too easy. We need to see the struggle.
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Yah we need a reference person!
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Given the resurgence of popularity after a long-maligned status to being favored for its superior flavor as a natural, non-hydrogenated fat PLUS the continued popularity of the fantasy series about middle-earth I’m surprised that nobody is marketing Lard Of The Rings.
February 12, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Given the resurgence of popularity after a long-maligned status to being favored for its superior flavor as a natural, non-hydrogenated fat PLUS the continued popularity of the fantasy series about middle-earth I’m surprised that nobody is marketing Lard Of The Rings.
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wacky inflatable arm guys took my job
February 12, 2026 at 12:43 AM
wacky inflatable arm guys took my job
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UGH, ANOTHER APARTMENT INSPECTION? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME REIGN FROM MY THRONE OF ROT IN PEACE?
February 12, 2026 at 1:19 AM
UGH, ANOTHER APARTMENT INSPECTION? WHY WON'T YOU LET ME REIGN FROM MY THRONE OF ROT IN PEACE?
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hi I love your dog
~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog
~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog
February 10, 2026 at 11:26 AM
hi I love your dog
~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog
~me awkwardly to anyone walking by with a dog
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A girl at work has bronchitis and it’s made her voice so sexy that I’m kinda hoping she has it forever.
February 12, 2026 at 12:19 AM
A girl at work has bronchitis and it’s made her voice so sexy that I’m kinda hoping she has it forever.