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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 2h

Taking a break for awhile to try to figure out if anything matters anymore. Please be good to each other and don't drink the stuff under the sink while I'm gone ok 🤙

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14h

lol, I’m good my friend, but since when did killing two birds with one stone become a a bad thing

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 14h

thx my friend adding you to my beneficiaries (you’ll get SO many tamagotchis)

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15h

yes BUT what if I want stuffed crust hahahahahaaaa what the hell are we talking about

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 15h

I mean, if no one benefits then what’s the point amirite (waits for you to high-five me)

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 21h

don't judge a man 'til you've walked a mile in his shoes all the way to the courthouse where you put on a black robe and get your gavel and tell the bailiff to bring in the next defendant and hear their testimony and make a decision by fairly interpreting and applying the law and

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Blair Witch Bespoke Artisanal Crafts

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 1d

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d

is british trader joe’s tradeur joues

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 2d

Go go gadget get-out-of-my-way

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bloody bacon popsicle 😅 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3d

Literally everyone misuses the word literally.

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Robert Knop @fatherwithtwins.bsky.social · 20d

Auto-correct changed "social" media to "sociopath" media, and it's not wrong

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 1d

I cut my own hair because:
(a) I am poor
(b) I am cheap
(c) I am antisocial
(d) I don't like people touching me
(e) All the above

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

The dental hygienist cleans my teeth to the sounds of the unbelievably old songs of my youth.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

Listen, if you have to explain your joke, I am sorry that it's not something else that we have in common.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Dude @defeasance.bsky.social · 4d

NOBODY TRUSTS ANYBODY ANYMORE
AND WE ARE ALL VERY TIRED

SAD TRUTH HUH

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 3d

Rule of thumb is if a dude asks what you want to eat, then gets himself food and walks off you get to shoot him in the back. Cold blood. It's a little something called justice.