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Please don’t parade on my rain.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but I sure don’t.
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A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
November 26, 2025 at 5:39 AM
A spittoon and a singing bowl walk into a dark den of deep meditation. Zen says is none of you lost. Singing bowl spits out a mallet and spittoon says see I told you, if you got me hammered they would not be able to tell us apart, that was my cowboy
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DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
November 26, 2025 at 4:26 AM
DON'T TRY TO FORCE THE POSTS OR YOU'LL INFECT THE WHOLE AREA.
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I'm sorry to hear about Orson Welles.
November 26, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm sorry to hear about Orson Welles.
*standing next to the table with a dish of cured salmon*
Oh, sorry, I thought you said you wanted gravlax on your mashed potatoes.
Oh, sorry, I thought you said you wanted gravlax on your mashed potatoes.
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
*standing next to the table with a dish of cured salmon*
Oh, sorry, I thought you said you wanted gravlax on your mashed potatoes.
Oh, sorry, I thought you said you wanted gravlax on your mashed potatoes.
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Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Am I being too obvious if I show up for Thanksgiving dinner carrying empty Tupperware and a box of Ziploc bags?
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Don't talk to me or my 100 trillion gut bacteria ever again
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Don't talk to me or my 100 trillion gut bacteria ever again
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If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
If your doctor’s handwriting could sing, it’d sound exactly like Eddie Vedder.
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Hell must be full of people who do what they criticize.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hell must be full of people who do what they criticize.
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I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
November 19, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate.
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When I was 13 my mom went for a month without speaking to me. Finally, one day she said to me, “So, I guess you’ve noticed I have been ignoring you?” With a confused look I said, “No. What do you mean?!” Take from that what you will.
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
When I was 13 my mom went for a month without speaking to me. Finally, one day she said to me, “So, I guess you’ve noticed I have been ignoring you?” With a confused look I said, “No. What do you mean?!” Take from that what you will.
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Having powerful thoughts
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Having powerful thoughts
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laughing all the way to the bank. the blood bank (i made too much blood again)
November 26, 2025 at 4:18 AM
laughing all the way to the bank. the blood bank (i made too much blood again)
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just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 AM
just sayin i've never seen anybody in a jeep doin any wranglin
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sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
November 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
sure being the early bird is great if you’re a fuckin worm loving freak
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I always get it backwards, except for that one time that I didn't but I thought I did so I turned it around and then realized my mistake and had to turn it back around a second time.
July 11, 2025 at 9:35 AM
I always get it backwards, except for that one time that I didn't but I thought I did so I turned it around and then realized my mistake and had to turn it back around a second time.
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Oh no I’ve been framed.
April 28, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
are you there god, it’s me…what? you’re not there bc you don’t exist? then who is this?
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my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
my psychiatrist says he loves my posts but he also tripled my dosage of antipsychotics so he couldn't love them 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 much
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If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
If old movies taught me anything it’s how awesome it would be to have my own skeleton army.
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Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
November 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Coffee isn't enough I stare directly at the sun for 30 seconds
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Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Lot of people on here who are *scratching uncomfortably* not people
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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Top Zillion Little Things That Make Me Furious Even Though I Know They Are Meaningless But I Can’t Let It Go
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Top Zillion Little Things That Make Me Furious Even Though I Know They Are Meaningless But I Can’t Let It Go
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Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
November 25, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Watching myself good, my old babysitter never calls me. Never did anything worth watching but everyone loves detachment whether it's leaving the house or hired as temporary observant. I'm a cheap break
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Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box
November 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Getting my debris read today, I know it sounds kooky but it's less invasive than having my wreckage scoured and more accurate than mayday mayday in a box