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Please don’t parade on my rain. he/it/bag of dirty sox This: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3xltmu6kff5zmcjmagis2ai4/feed/aaadzpayqri3g <see “Feeds” for more options> That: https://linktr.ee/identityXcrisis {avi/pfp: rubber duck on asphalt}

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · Jun 15

Inspirational Speaker: People should always have an open heart.

Jason Voorhees: *pulls out knife* On it.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 17h

Ahhh ok good to know, thanks!

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 17h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Zippo @naughtyzippo.bsky.social · 17h

Just watched a pot boil. People are full of shit

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 17h

thinking about all those times in H.S. when I made up funny stories to yearbook staff kids so they’d put ‘em in the yearbook and they did

Iᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇs ɴᴏᴡ

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 17h

Fortune Teller Tarot Cards GIF

Alt: .gif of cards from the tarot deck in Carnivale falling face up on the ground.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 17h

(Didn’t want to @ them , though I guess they could see this.)

sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 17h

@dak.bsky.social I think there’s a fake you, check my most recent followers 🙁

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · Sep 7

Me: *reading a business review* Hmm 5 stars, but how do I know the reviewer isn't a plant?

Ficus by my desk: Hey, fuck you, buddy.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · Sep 8

Don’t even blink.

sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · Sep 8

Dance like Næůwħon* is watching.

*the Elder God in front of whom any movement results in psychosis, dizziness, and drooling.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 23h

Hot Cursed Tarot Decks In Your Area Want To Stalk You!

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 1d

CLUE is, in many ways, one of our best games about how we’d all like any excuse to wander around other people’s houses checking for weird shit.

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sısıɹɔ˙ʎʇıʇuǝpı @identityxcrisis.bsky.social · 23h

I guess I am? Kinda? lol

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d

i thought id run afoul of quicksand in my adult life but its the internet i cant get unstuck from

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1d

i didnt want anybody to find out
about how i put the city on wheels
but there goes the neighborhood

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d

I’m starting to think none of you were shitposting before this, and like you’re claiming you’ll go back to doing

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

What you can only imagine does not pay for reality. That's what I always wrote on the memo line of all my checks, because back then it was time to stop saying I can only imagine to foolish dreams with tales of cashing blank stares at any bank wall

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 1d

Today's word is "performative" and tomorrow's will be "tool."

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 1d

from the IMDb for Isle of Dogs—there’s never been a more Wes Andersonian credit

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 1d

If anyone's free later I was going to make a round of my famous mustard sandwiches then lunge wildly into the side of a parked ambulance for reasons unclear even to me