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Theciscokidder

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Trying to make you laugh. Stay home dad. Left af. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ he/him My fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaaczmcypwicq Everyone else's fav posts https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lp6wfrs3wtfklh6nfr6ksefh/feed/aaabm4x5djh5k

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4d

You've heard of cocaine bear and cocaine shark, let me introduce you to the most destructive monster yet, COCAINE GOVERNMENT!

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2h

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2h

Last time I climbed a tree the fire department had to rescue me

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 4h

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 4h

good morning to cats only

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2h

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 15h

a double entendre? in this economy??

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 23h

waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 2d

it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life

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Scare-icho 💀👻🎃 Anderson @vikesfan47.bsky.social · 1d

I’m gonna save your skeet in my weed grinder.

BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna save your skeet in a Twinkie.

Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 2d

I’m gonna save your skeet in a stained Tupperware.

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John @johncnj.bsky.social · 22h

Just thought of something that was pretty funny but probably only to me. Not sure how that’s any different than most everything else I post.

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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 1d

I hope they’re working overtime at the bootstrap factory.

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 14h

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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The Struggadook 🎩 @struggalo.bsky.social · 23h

A bowl of your finest cheese soup, please.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

I get glitched in the matrix all the time but I don't ask for manager shit cause I'm no Kareanu

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 12h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 5h

Moshing to the aol dial-up sound

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 5h

i slept wrong last night so my hip will never be the same again

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 5h

Putting me inside the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would fix me.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 5h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 6h

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU

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Kimster Boo @aquavulva.bsky.social · 3h

The moon was showing off this morning, tempting me to take pictures. I liked the whole-ass sky in this one and the moon looks tiny but oh well.

The highway stretches before me as I cross the bridge into town. The light blue sky is dotted with clouds in varying shades of gray and the moon sits brightly, just off-center to the right. The windshield is streaked with morning dew. I’m behind a car and a car can be seen in the incoming lane. Power lines on the right.

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[Sic] Burns @sicburns2.bsky.social · 4h

We’re already doing our first Halloween without Ozzy don’t you fucking dare make us do our first Christmas without Dolly

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

😂 it'll have to do for now

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 3h

We can get thru this together by doing nothing

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 4d

I violated the hole in my Swiss cheese with a pickle.

I’d do it again.

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