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@tashaneedshelp.bsky.social

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Just your friendly bitch with a bacon tattoo. https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:smlooinqf3wzqi76fiugblgy/feed/aaagwxpjbtyuy

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · Nov 14

We’re all just a bunch of broken Doritos at the bottom of the bag.

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 2h

the best place to eat cake is in the shower

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 1h

I was led to believe there’d be a lot more running with scissors

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1h

Sure make it a loaded mashed potato hot tub 😂

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2h

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1h

Not to be picky, but I’d much rather a mashed potato bath to a mud bath.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 1h

It brutal out there my man

Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 7h

Dusting is horrible

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve never let an onion ring go to voicemail.

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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 17h

it’s cool, i didn’t need human connection anyway

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 16h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 15h

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17h

Fresh, but in the apocalypse Ill have to use dried.

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 1d

why are there threesomes only for sex, why can’t I join in a couples argument if I want to

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 19h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 23h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 17h

What a stunning list 😍

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

sleepy i be

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

join me for a yeet off this cliff

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TheSocioPhi @thesociophi.bsky.social · 1d

I hate people.

And I say that knowing full well that I am, in fact, a people.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

Smiling even though you’re dead inside.

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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 1d

sometimes feel like reverting to egg form

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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 1d

Mature olive oils in your neighborhood looking for a hot salad

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👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 3d

it took a lot of hard work and dedication to completely ruin my life

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

[waking up]: oh what the fuck now

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Tylentifa @grrreee.bsky.social · 2d

Reeses peanut butter cups - the breakfast of champions

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