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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱
@dookofurl.bsky.social
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Lost my mind, but found another He/him/they, don’t tell my mother https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:readmnpgwza7ux3ui3e77zib/feed/aaalrl4q6i66k
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · Apr 2
if i die in london, send me to france
and scatter my ashes where the naked ladies dance
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 23h
thank u for tedding to my cum talk
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amandabf.bsky.social
Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 1d
Two lizards. One has an air horn the other has lost its tail. Air horn lizard is laughing. Caption reads "you know what doesn't grow back, Susan? Trust."
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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d
only watching the supermoon for the commercials
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kimmalien.bsky.social
SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d
The baby took my phone away yesterday but the baby is letting me post today
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d
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overlooked237.bsky.social
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d
Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)
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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 3d
quitting the vape by replacing it with a 9 volt battery
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overlooked237.bsky.social
Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d
Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass)
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d
tl magic
Leen McBeans: There is no 'love' in marriage but there an i and 'rage'. Coincidence? Theciscokidder: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 2d
"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 1d
tl magic
Leen McBeans: There is no 'love' in marriage but there an i and 'rage'. Coincidence? Theciscokidder: "Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
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leenmcbeans.bsky.social
Leen McBeans 🦇 @leenmcbeans.bsky.social · 1d
There is no ‘love’ in marriage but there an i and ‘rage’. Coincidence?
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potshopboy.bsky.social
Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 2d
You have to get up to get down is about getting off the couch to go to bed.
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 2d
wat?
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crushbort.bsky.social
bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 2d
i think we are going to find out at some point these guys invented cocaine 2 and have been on it all along
Buried in Altman's post is the real story: "People are generating much more than we expected per user," using massive compute resources on content that's often being generated for very small audiences (it is, after all, a social media app). OpenAl will "have to somehow make money for video generation," Altman wrote. Translation: Sora is burning through compute costs with no offsetting revenue. Altman floated a potential solution: "We are going to try sharing some of this revenue with rightsholders who want their characters generated by users." The idea-perhaps similar to You Tube's ad-monetization program for videos that include copyrighted material -would give studios a financial incentive to opt in. "The exact model will take some trial and error to figure out," Altman acknowledged, "but we plan to start very soon."
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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 3d
this monday we're going to the office workabilly style
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 3d
it took a lot of hard work and dedication to completely ruin my life
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 3d
omg
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daverson.bsky.social
dave 🎃 @daverson.bsky.social · 3d
"yabba-dooba-dab!"
— fred flintstoned
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professorkiosk.wtf
🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 3d
I have a feeling this intervention was rigged against me
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gaudipern.bsky.social
Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 3d
My favorite part of this is how right til the end, Claire's may have had a villain turn but she's still for the girlies; look at her manifesting that government bailout. 💅🏿

🤣🤣🤣
downwithdan.bsky.social
Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 3d
THE RADICAL LEFTISTS HAVE KILLED OUR BUSINESS
[also we got bought out by private equity who shuttered the store and fired everyone]
BUT IT WAS MOSTLY THE RADICAL LEFTISTS
also can we have a federal bailout 🥹
time CultS -d 8 claire's NOTICE OF STORE CLOSURE To Our Valued Customers, This Claire's location has been permanently closed. The decision reflects both external pressures & internal restructuring. In recent months, repeated attacks of ridicule by radical left agitators have gone beyond mere criticism, escalating into a deliberate effort to destabilize our company - conduct we recognize as Domestic Economic Terrorism. At the same time, our transition under new private equity ownership required difficult financial choices. Protecting the stability of shareholders was prioritized, & this store - along with its local workforce - was deemed expendable in service of that obligation. Despite these challenges, Claire's remains committed to our identity as a traditional American company rooted in values of family & community. We will not be silenced by those who attempt to undermine that mission, & we continue to move forward with confidence in our future. Here at Claire's, we look forward to working with the current administration to reinvigorate our brand presence across the United States, ensuring that we remain a part of American life for generations to come. We invite you to continue supporting Claire's by shopping online at www.claires.com Thank you for your attention to this matter. Claire's Stores, Inc. 2400 West Central Road, Hoffman Estates, IL 60192 | Claire's Stores, Inc. | CBI Distributing Corp.
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dookofurl.bsky.social
👻Spook of URL😱 @dookofurl.bsky.social · 4d
this is like one of those radio shows where comedians call in impersonating celebrities in between commercials and classic rock, right?
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theshrimpening2.bsky.social
🎩🦐☕️🏰🪸🌊 @theshrimpening2.bsky.social · 4d
Hannibal Lecter trying to eat Robert E Lee but he barfs like bush sr did on the Japanese prime minister, because Lee had too much gravy & musty shoe flavor
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shrekromancer.gay
BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 4d
Olive Garden says that when you're there, you're family, which doesn't check out because being around my family always feels more like I'm at a Waffle House at 2:37 AM
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tomtomorrow.bsky.social
Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 7d
friends with large accounts, I'm not going to pester you personally but just generally speaking, I would sure appreciate a signal boost on this thing. We seem to have leveled out, and since this is a one-shot (won't be in bookstores) I'd like to get it out there as much as possible.
Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow
Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.
www.kickstarter.com
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