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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · Aug 14

My ancestors hail from distant swamps and bogs and came to this land to dampen the vibe

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 18d

Frank Herbert: here's a little story about my spicy worm

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 5h

me: better clean these venetian blinds
me, 5 minutes later: how much do new blinds cost anyway

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 8h

You'll have to wait until they roll out Phase 3 of the Stagger Lee Cinematic Universe

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 13h

Did their plan work? Too well, for the dummies were promoted to upper management and The Lunching Lads now had even more meetings to attend

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 13h

The Lunching Lads knew the 11am meeting would run over to 1pm so to cover their escape to Fuddruckers they left dummies of themselves in the meeting room with a tape recorder saying business speak like "but is it robust?"

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 1d

Did you hear the news? What, me? No, I didn’t either.

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · May 12

My dream business: a cyber cafe called The Mind Dojo

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · Jan 31

Using the principle of quantum entanglement to link my shitty replies to your banger posts

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

Me: I actually meant ciabatta when I posted that
The duck I run all my posts by: *racks a shotgun*
Me: more like quacks a shotgu-
*BLAM*

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 16d

Me: not a fan of focaccia. Sometimes it's just too much bread, you know what I mean?
A visibly upset duck: no I don't

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

btw if you're lifting executives you want to vary your grip based on their place in the org chart

MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

applying chalk, grunting loudly and deadlifting my CEO and the Head of Marketing in the business meeting

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 1d

I was born in the wrong generation

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 2d

She's a keeper

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · Aug 6

My conversational references are so out of date blue-green algae is calling me corny.

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 2d

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position?

Hulk Hogan:

An app icon of a printer/scanner combo and the app name "brother iPrint&Scan"

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 2d

rolling in fully greased up and sporting brand new full sleeve tattoos depicting my highest engagement linkedin posts and everyone boos

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 3d

this monday we're going to the office workabilly style

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MagicHaintBall @magichateball.org · 3d

taking high school Spanish lessons from a 70 year old monk with a thick Worcester accent left me with absolutely no idea how to pronounce the letter R in two languages