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@bugay.bsky.social

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this bio limits our liability -- don't read it he/him *empties coin purse on table* https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanpkajamccm

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andy 🐋🎳 @bugay.bsky.social · Jun 19

cool ranch (sarcastic)

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 17h

Thank you for your kind of words.

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 9h

anyone: what are you going to do if this art thing doesn’t work out
me:

cat riding away on a skateboard. the background is like space or something

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 9h

Blue Man Group with a speech bubble as if they were speaking the quoted post text

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T @mamafirefly.bsky.social · 9h

that tiny pocket in your jeans is to tuck away the insecurities for later

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Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 1d

FETCH ME MY DIPPING FROSTING!

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ceej @ceej.online · 11h

wow I’m hearing gen z considers me babygirl. they all got together and decided I’m babygirl and furthermore daddy

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 12h

*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 12h

Call before, ya dig?

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

Is it safe to drink spring water in autumn or should I pour it out?

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 11h

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 12h

cosmic horror

Little Debbie Cosmic Brownies with a speech bubble that says "boo" coming off of them

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famous bog body @bogbird.bsky.social · 12h

chip dinner

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wubw3846.bsky.social @wubw3846.bsky.social · 12h

Telling my friends at the bar about crab man

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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉 @xinicit.bsky.social · 12h

(On this week’s episode of Breaking Bud)

Judge: There’s nothing in the law that says a dog can’t manufacture methamphetamine!

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✧𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔤𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.ruins.party · 13h

i wouldn’t do much for a klondike bar but a chocotaco on the other hand…

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 23h

my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 14h

my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 14h

when matt "guitar" murphy got sick he sought treatment at cedars "hospital" sinai

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14h

I have k*lled the duolingo owl

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15h

if you don’t love me at my hooba you don’t deserve me at my stank

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 15h

gonna change my name to s. o. terrick and start telling fortunes at local gas stations

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Boo B 👻🐝 @vtbee80.bsky.social · 20h

in an alternate universe a nine volt battery is licking me

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captcha @dopeshow.bsky.social · 15h

I thought edging was eating the crispy part of the lasagna!

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Tamper Proof Lid @readuction.bsky.social · 17h

Repeatedly calling a microphone a “Hot Michael” until the A/V guy hits me with a baseball bat

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midnightviolets.bsky.social @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 3d

worrying is like worshiping the problem

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