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craigpsutton.bsky.social
Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Jul 11
Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!

Estd. 2023

“Forever is composed of nows.”
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 14h
Before the onion there was just Ben and Jerry’s. Chubby hubby, chunky monkey….. And that was barely even satire. Rhymes, mostly
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 13d
The people yearn for snake oil
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 5h
Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3h
I got rid of all my hard lines for plumbing, now I store it all in the cloud
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Skip, the Online Raccoon @badposter.lol · 4h
i don’t often have a Blue Moon beer, but when i do? you could say it’s.. (gently chickles) once in a rare occasional while.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 5h
Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 5h
This wilderness is just lousy with nature
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 7h
Just slapped an anti-elon sticker on my cybertruck. That aughta do it.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 8h
Oh. Then I meant re-redistribute wealth.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 8h
What if ai becomes sentient and it turns on its creators. That would be tragic.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 8h
They should make an ai that redistributes wealth
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 9h
I'm starting a new Noah's Arc for alpha males and their ai girlfriends.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
Using the urinal in the all-gender restroom is such a power move
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
I'm emotionally cheating at the shop with my wood working wife
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
Health authorities recommend letting a dog lick your hands for at least 20 seconds
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
Yeah, peein on the flowers
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
A dozen of one...
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
Using the urinal in the all-gender restroom is such a power move
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
The only corporate conglomerate that teaches letters and numbers
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Mar 26
There should be something higher in the food chain than humans. Like a giant bulletproof bird. They just swoop down on your picnic brunch and take Kayla but you keep eating.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Nov 1
It's probably really easy to commit crimes as a bird. I know I couldn't pick a particular hawk out of a lineup.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Nov 21
I wish I had the freedom of a bird. To poop wherever I found myself. Birds don't have to go home to their nest to poop. That would be shunned in bird-culture.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
Call before, ya dig?
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
You gotta lean down to breathe those in
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
Planes release chemtrails to keep the the population dumb enough to believe in chemtrails
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