Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
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Hey neurodivergents: I just turned the volume to 17
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Hey neurodivergents: I just turned the volume to 17
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It's called exposure therapy
January 17, 2026 at 2:07 AM
It's called exposure therapy
Oops!! Sorry. I moved it back to 19
January 17, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Oops!! Sorry. I moved it back to 19
Hey neurodivergents: I just turned the volume to 17
January 17, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Hey neurodivergents: I just turned the volume to 17
What do you mean you don't have it? You have the ingredients right? Just a slice of bread between two slices of cheese. A reverse grilled cheese!
January 15, 2026 at 2:40 AM
What do you mean you don't have it? You have the ingredients right? Just a slice of bread between two slices of cheese. A reverse grilled cheese!
Gotta fight the noise with even more silence
January 13, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Gotta fight the noise with even more silence
Who wants to do my new podcast where we take a nap in silence
January 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Who wants to do my new podcast where we take a nap in silence
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My butthole just said the quiet part out loud
March 8, 2024 at 8:46 AM
My butthole just said the quiet part out loud
Bipartisan bill just passed that ice has to count to 3 before opening fire
January 13, 2026 at 7:02 AM
Bipartisan bill just passed that ice has to count to 3 before opening fire
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When I first found out about static electricity it came as a shock
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
When I first found out about static electricity it came as a shock
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How to finish something. Watch me finish a single comic panel and talk about how to finish a good thing. Finish a bad thing. Finish a something. Your value as a human isn’t tied to the value of the things you make, or their successes or failures.
January 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
How to finish something. Watch me finish a single comic panel and talk about how to finish a good thing. Finish a bad thing. Finish a something. Your value as a human isn’t tied to the value of the things you make, or their successes or failures.
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Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time
Overheard at the insane asylum: "There's some good debate happening in my mentions"
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Overheard at the insane asylum: "There's some good debate happening in my mentions"
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Who secret polices the secret police?
August 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Who secret polices the secret police?
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Everyone let's get rich. Make a sports bet on me. I'm going to take a dive in the third.
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Everyone let's get rich. Make a sports bet on me. I'm going to take a dive in the third.
Hey baby... Whaddaya say we remove the paywall tonight 😉
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Hey baby... Whaddaya say we remove the paywall tonight 😉
Everyone let's get rich. Make a sports bet on me. I'm going to take a dive in the third.
January 11, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Everyone let's get rich. Make a sports bet on me. I'm going to take a dive in the third.
computer, self destruct
January 10, 2026 at 10:30 PM
computer, self destruct
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I'm sick of looking at screens all day. Sometime should invent a computer where you look at a tree.
November 11, 2023 at 9:39 AM
I'm sick of looking at screens all day. Sometime should invent a computer where you look at a tree.
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Computer, stop showing me ai shit
July 9, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Computer, stop showing me ai shit
Ok I think we've all experienced enough of joe rogan
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Ok I think we've all experienced enough of joe rogan