Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.
My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav
My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
· Jul 11
Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
Estd. 2023
“Forever is composed of nows.”
"A new update to make your phone shittier is ready! Would you like to make it shittier now, or choose a time to automatically make it shittier?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
"A new update to make your phone shittier is ready! Would you like to make it shittier now, or choose a time to automatically make it shittier?"
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Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers
October 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Did you know that this one acre of restored habitat can support up to 20 wedding announcement photographers
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My wife is so cute I wish I could put her in my pocket and carry her around with me and so when I go to the bathroom I can just scroll my wife for 30 minutes
October 29, 2025 at 5:18 AM
My wife is so cute I wish I could put her in my pocket and carry her around with me and so when I go to the bathroom I can just scroll my wife for 30 minutes
Upper management is proud to announce that we are right-sizing this polycule. Security will escort you to pack up your yurts.
November 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Upper management is proud to announce that we are right-sizing this polycule. Security will escort you to pack up your yurts.
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adorable if literal:moth balls
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
adorable if literal:moth balls
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you'll never go wrong assuming the worst of a tech giant tbh
November 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
you'll never go wrong assuming the worst of a tech giant tbh
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The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, my child, is when you upgraded to Jesus Premium."
of footprints, my child, is when you upgraded to Jesus Premium."
July 4, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The Lord replied, "The times when you have seen only one set
of footprints, my child, is when you upgraded to Jesus Premium."
of footprints, my child, is when you upgraded to Jesus Premium."
Fit check: a square peg and a round hole
November 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Fit check: a square peg and a round hole
My favorite kind of content is a quote post of a quote post of a screen shot of a quote post. It's like reading an onion.
November 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
My favorite kind of content is a quote post of a quote post of a screen shot of a quote post. It's like reading an onion.
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It's that time of year
November 22, 2025 at 11:54 AM
It's that time of year
I'm going disrupt the wheel industry by making an app that hires 4 near by gig workers to carry me to work
November 21, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I'm going disrupt the wheel industry by making an app that hires 4 near by gig workers to carry me to work
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This candy tastes terrible. I better eat the rest of the bag right now to get rid of it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This candy tastes terrible. I better eat the rest of the bag right now to get rid of it.
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I was excited to go to the cat cafe until I saw the only menu options were "wet food" or "dry food"
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I was excited to go to the cat cafe until I saw the only menu options were "wet food" or "dry food"
[Van Halen with a revolver aimed at your feet]
Might as well jump!
*bang*
Jump!
*bang* *bang*
Go ahead and jump!
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Jump, boy! Hahaha!
Might as well jump!
*bang*
Jump!
*bang* *bang*
Go ahead and jump!
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Jump, boy! Hahaha!
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
[Van Halen with a revolver aimed at your feet]
Might as well jump!
*bang*
Jump!
*bang* *bang*
Go ahead and jump!
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Jump, boy! Hahaha!
Might as well jump!
*bang*
Jump!
*bang* *bang*
Go ahead and jump!
*bang* *bang* *bang*
Jump, boy! Hahaha!
Social media has transformed the act of choosing to watch a movie into self-care
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Social media has transformed the act of choosing to watch a movie into self-care
I was excited to go to the cat cafe until I saw the only menu options were "wet food" or "dry food"
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I was excited to go to the cat cafe until I saw the only menu options were "wet food" or "dry food"
Time to change into my nighttime pajamas
November 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Time to change into my nighttime pajamas
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i thought i was ready to buy a new pair of slippers but then i got cold feet
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i thought i was ready to buy a new pair of slippers but then i got cold feet
My cat's all like "gimme dat mouse!"
November 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My cat's all like "gimme dat mouse!"
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Maybe the country will be more appreciative of him posthumously
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Maybe the country will be more appreciative of him posthumously
Felines be poopin'!
November 19, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Felines be poopin'!
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Shaq is such a sell out for commercials. How is anyone supposed to respect him as an actor?
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Shaq is such a sell out for commercials. How is anyone supposed to respect him as an actor?
Shaq is such a sell out for commercials. How is anyone supposed to respect him as an actor?
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Shaq is such a sell out for commercials. How is anyone supposed to respect him as an actor?
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The hottest new collab
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September 28, 2024 at 4:50 PM
The hottest new collab
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