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craigpsutton.bsky.social
Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Jul 11
Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!

Estd. 2023

“Forever is composed of nows.”
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1h
They are going to lose and it's going to be huge and things are going to get better because of it
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 5h
Call before, ya dig?
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 6h
like literally
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 12h
I don’t care what color someone is…. Black, white, brown, blue….. actually if someone is blue you know I gotta try throwing them in the water to see if they can breathe. Love pikmin
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Sep 11
Girls describe themselves as fun-sized yet they get mad when I need 7 of them to feel satisfied
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 11h
My first day as a cashier:
"Your total is $23.49, will that be...
*checks notes*
...check or cash?"
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 14h
It's a concerted effort to avoid responsibility
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 16h
I love diffusal of responsibility. The more roommates the less I have to do the dishes.
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
*takes a pull*

"wahoo"
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d
Roman doctors be like:
HE NEEDS A 4, STAT
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
It's a nod to the audience and I nod back
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d
I always watch to the end. The best part is the MPAA logo.
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 1d
Truman Chipotle
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 1d
ALL BOARD GAMES ARE COOPERATIVE! you work together to get to the end so you can stop playing
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
Do you kiss your milf with that mouth??
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
Gotta get George Takei and Mark Hamill a deviant art account
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
Do you kiss your milf with that mouth??
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
Never thought I'd miss when the highest liked posts was all furry porn
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
gotem!!
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
you're disrupting the watching to the end space!!
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 2d
new paradigm
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🦇 Parilani Pie @parilani.sparkle.blue · 2d
*laying face down on the floor* viva la revolution
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
More like blewsky
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
I sense a collab
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d
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Why is no one talking about this?
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