J. Michael Mull
@jmichaelmull.bsky.social
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I've ran out of clever things to write here about five social networks ago, so I'm just gonna play this out a little bit and see if it sticks.
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Freaky Friday scenario except we're back on each other's bullshit
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Well all know corporate synergy has gone too far when they introduce Icy Hot Cheetos
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5 out 5 high schoolers lie about all sorts of wacky shit
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if all you do is angrily quote post Fox News every day, congratulations, you’re their target audience
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Chicago restaurants are going European in that they don’t serve ICE
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I can see why people would like it. It has a lot going for it. The time period, the costuming, wellness gurus, conmen, eccentric patients, family drama, etc. It just doesn't come together as a movie (which doesn't even cover the Kellogg Bros. estranged relationship which is a movie unto itself)
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Is Portland Animal Crossing?
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Bored people are boring. Also, high functioning autistic people are easily bored due to issues like mental health challenges, burnout, and difficulty managing sensory input or social interactions, but that's not as cute to say to children
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saw Road to Wellville. Terrible, terrible movie, but would've been a prescient HBO series like 15 years ago. The mix of pseudo-scientific health fads, predatory capitalism (influencers & RFK types), 19th century puritanism, and overt sexuality (i.e. tits galore) were perfect for prestige television
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a raunchy teen sex comedy from the perspective of the Virgin Mary
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Lust Month Icon, Day 7: Chun Gong Tu "Spring Palace Pictures"
Dating back to the Han Dynasty, beyond their lustful appearance, they historically served a practical role in sex education as "How To" guides. Sex was viewed as essential for balancing Yin & Yang energies to promote health and longevity
18th-century Chinese painting of a couple embracing indoors, with a third woman watching from behind a curtain
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noamlaw.bsky.social
want to close your Wells Fargo account because you want to punish them for siccing ICE on a building of impoverished immigrants that Wells Fargo execs wanted to foreclose and sell?

here's how
mamamurphy.bsky.social
Here’s how you can close your account:

Call 1-800-TO-WELLS (1-800-869-3557)
Visit a Wells Fargo branch near you.
You can close most accounts immediately when:

The account has a positive or zero balance.
All deposits, outstanding and pending items are posted.
jmichaelmull.bsky.social
they're real and they're spectacular
THE GIRL WITH BIG TITTIES
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I want to release a rap single called, “(Errybody in the Club Say) Drat!”
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follow the money. follow the money. follow the money. (Wells Fargo)
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*accidentally clicking on an app I never use*
oh, White Chicks is streaming on Hoopla
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I refuse to watch any TRON movie ever out of spite
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elisewang.bsky.social
One of the more incredible stories out of LA this year has been how a taco review blog became the best on-the-ground coverage of ICE raids in the city.

They do a dispatch every day, follow-up on the kidnapped people (which almost no media outlet has done), and fact-check government claims.
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@lataco.bsky.social first began as a blog documenting local Mexican cuisine. Now, it’s an essential reporting powerhouse to the city as Trump’s mass deportation plot unfolds.

Check out the latest from our friends at Reveal: tinyurl.com/4cm2bsdr
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I just spit out my water in real life
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alright, I'll bite. what's a moon?
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there's a new sheriff in town and he's autumn complected