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los-los.bsky.social
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@los-los.bsky.social
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Here, I can’t see the eye rolls. Recents https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaagompyura5g Most Liked https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:kkeacihunyez65quofylpjrj/feed/aaalv4e2w7oim
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · Dec 8
My family crest is just an elephant in the room surrounded by empty liquor bottles.
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 10m
If God didn’t want me shitposting she wouldn’t have made me near sighted
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 12m
If I’m made in his image then I need to know this
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 13m
Dear God,

What’s your glasses prescription
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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 2h
I dreamt that I fucked one of my Bluesky friends and then he blocked me.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1h
them: i love your halloween horror makeup!
me: my what?
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 46m
Nothing if not a gentleman
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h
got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1h
You don’t think I’ve thought about it?
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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 3h
Olive oil not tasting like martinis is why I have trust issues.
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1h
😘
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1h
Know what, so did I, only it’s my back
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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 5h
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1h
@shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social

Please and thank you
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grilldcheese.bsky.social
grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 4h
i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 3h
it’s always the smelliest mf alive that wants to tell you their whole life story
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3h
i wonder if in australia bsky is circling the drain counterclockwise
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2h
My ancestors were good Danes.

No, they were GREAT Danes.
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1h
Hahaha, golden nugget left behind
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 3h
Wow 😁
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 5h
when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try
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steamymac.bsky.social
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6h
If I went to Fantasy Island, I would simply burst into flames as soon as I stepped off the plane.
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 4h
Fav one?
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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 6h
thinking about all those times in H.S. when I made up funny stories to yearbook staff kids so they’d put ‘em in the yearbook and they did

Iᴛ’s ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʙᴏᴏᴋ ᴏғ ʟɪᴇs ɴᴏᴡ
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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 4h
This is how I burned one of my retinas
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Corduroy Cheddar @corduroycheddar.bsky.social · 19h
When you transplant pubes to a different part of your body, you can grow new genitals there
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