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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · Mar 22

that's me on the corner
that's me on the sidewalk
trying to catch a pigeon

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 5h

*brings a grilled cheese to a knife fight so someone will cut it into triangles for me*

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h

All I want from the playoffs is this man to be happy

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 5h

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 4d

T: So if ICE assaults the public can they then call the police and report a crime in progress

M: (being pulverized on the sidewalk)

T: (humming)

M: (dying)

T: Sorry boo,I’m on hold

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Bigthinkingcap @bigthinkingcap.bsky.social · 3d

“..I hear the ever approaching thunder,which will destroy us too,
I can feel the sufferings of millions and yet, if I look up into the heavens,
I think that it will all come right,
that this cruelty too will end,
and that peace and tranquility will return again.” Diary of Anne Frank

People being forced out of the bunkers and marching at gunpoint to the deportation area. This photo was taken as part of a German military report to glorify the destruction of the Warsaw Ghetto. The report was later used as evidence in the Nuremberg trials. United States Holocaust Memorial Museum, courtesy of National Archives and Records Administration, College Park.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · Dec 5

*hears dogs bark*

“I’ve been caught stealing
once when I was 5.”

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 5h

*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?

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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 14h

just placed an order for a dick brushing unit and dick grinding wheels at work. how’s your day going?

a zoomed in picture taken of my work computer screen that reads:

Right side knife guide 1 EA
Left side knife guide 1 EA
Dick brushing unit 1 EA
Dick grinding wheels 1 EA

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 5h

women are so pretty

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 7h

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Stace Fiction @girlawhirl.bsky.social · 16h

Olive oil not tasting like martinis is why I have trust issues.

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Jen(s) Mothra 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 9h

sorry I'm not here, I'm not there either

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 10h

JUDGE: are you both sure there’s nothing that could save your marriage?

ME: your honor, he asked me “what has 9 arms and sucks?”

JUDGE: so what was the answer?

ME: Def Leppard

JUDGE: jfc what an asshole I declare this marriage dissolved

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 5d

chasing dopamine would be a beautiful name for a woman over 50, who is up before the sun, planning to jog a 10k, but would rather be smoking a joint, eating some smothered and covered, and sleeping all day

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 3d

25 days until vacation, so I am probably going to die within the next three weeks guys

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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 4d

breaking up with the piece of shit that used to be me

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 18h

Sorry I can’t come to your wedding. That’s the weekend I’ve scheduled to blow pet safe bubbles to my kitten.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 10h

ty @los-los.bsky.social ty @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social 🫶🫶🫶

grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 12h

what about pregnant rabble rousers

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15h

Mike Johnson: "If you're a young, pregnant American citizen women who shows up in an ER and you get treated and they pay the hospital less for treating you than some illegal rabble rouser who came in from some South American country to do us harm, that is wrong."

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12h

pam bondi is the pam bondi of pam bondis

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 13h

Bluesky taught me the joy of blocking. I block people everywhere now. I just blocked an ex boyfriend on duolingo. I can't stop.

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Reverie 💀🕯️ @augustreverie.bsky.social · 6d

Boy, if we were seahorses, I would get you *so pregnant*

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 13h

HARD AGREE

deeper in this thread you will see someone trying to pull the "I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights" nonsense. ok well fuck you, i WILL die on this hill. Eaton is saying it nicely. i will be mean about this

Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 14h

Trans rights are civil rights. If you aren't willing to die on the hill of trans rights, then you aren't willing to die on the hill of Black rights. Of Jewish rights. Of disabled rights. Of gay rights. Of anyone's rights. Human rights.

the tallest stone @talleststone.bsky.social · 16h

I hate to say it but the majority of the country is not going to die on the hill of trans rights. We can’t protect ANY groups if we can’t win a national election, so purity tests only serve to make specific groups feel triumphant. That’s not “erasing” them; it’s long-horizon strategy.

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 13h

he's being a gentleman

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