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alexis simpson

@amutepiggy.bsky.social

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i'll take your money, but i'm not gonna plow your driveway SAG-AFTRA ✊ she/her sobriety date 5/8/2006 if u make a link to your own posts in bio, does it get clicked on? https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:opytet572euebuzzufm4inyf/feed/aaafh4abgv5o4

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Nov 21

reskeet if you think @mcuban.bsky.social should give @dumb.baby one million dollars

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Brett "Solidarity 2025" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 27m

John Hinckley Jr. has a 100% positive rating on ebay. www.ebay.com/usr/kingsmgo...

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.bsky.social · 16h

“so how about next week you try to be more of a bo-YES-bo?” - chimp therapist

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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18h

Barack Obama should plan a speech at a large venue and then get on stage and say "Release the Epstein files" and then leave

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The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 9h

Grand Jury Declines to Bring Charges Against Two ICE Protesters in Chicago.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h

eeeeewwwugh

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h

thank u dr oz for your contributions to society: fucked up grocery shopping and giving the viewers of Oprah eating disorders

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h

i legit thought it was supposed to be a comedy video and it just wasn't funny so i didn't say anything

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 9h

wait, is that the real guy?? it's not a parody??

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Billy Domineau 🇵🇸 @billydomineau.bsky.social · 9h

Weird that my son isn’t enjoying these AI videos of his deceased twin

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 10h

lmao, kristi noem wanted a black bloc fight and got an inflatable rave instead. fuck you DHS, rip city forever.

Courtney Vaughn @courtneyvaughn.bsky.social · 11h

Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.

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Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 12h

Titling my autobiography Transgenders and Windmills

Bloody Marla 🏳️‍⚧️ @desperatemarlas.bsky.social · 17h

trump: transgenders and windmills all over the place

This is a real quote. This is the most horrific thing he can conjure up

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 11h

Not to get political but someone left a dildo in my building's driveway today. And when I got back from my errands it was gone

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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 9h

believe it or not, I am actually not currently at rock bottom. I once attended a Dave Matthews Band concert

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Meatball Rob @wrenispinkle.bsky.social · 9h

I’m a single-issue voter from now until the day I die: “hold the people who did this and all these other crimes responsible, no matter what it takes”

I’m gonna go to town halls and congressional field offices and bring it up ad infinitum

Starving children screaming for food as US aid cuts unleash devastation and death across Myanmar

U.S. Secretary of State Marco Rubio has repeatedly said “no one has died" because of his government’s decision to gut its foreign aid program.

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 1d

Whenever I feel alone I try to remind myself that my parents are looking down on me with love and hoping that one day I’ll find happiness with a special someone, and that when I do I’ll finally let them out of the attic.