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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · Feb 17

I’m at my most badass when I pick up stuffed animals in stores that have fallen on the ground and put them back with their friends.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2m

Thanks 😂

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 3m

Can you shave my legs

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4m

😂😂

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 5m

Thank you very much

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 5m

*slaps your hand when you try to hold
mine

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 6m

True but I’d rather be straight forward

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 7m

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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Vamp Lizzlepants 🧛🏻‍♀️ @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 5h

when do we start eating the billionaires
I’ve got a new hot sauce I wanna try

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 4h

it’s always the smelliest mf alive that wants to tell you their whole life story

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1h

got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 51m

Dear God,

What’s your glasses prescription

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Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 48m

If God didn’t want me shitposting she wouldn’t have made me near sighted

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h

If I had magical powers, I would totally use it to clean my house more than anything else.

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1h

😂😂

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 1h

C’mon over, I have two bottles of bubbles

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 4h

Oh thanks guys 😂💕💕

Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 5h

Omg 😂

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

But enough about me...

Tell me about your dog.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 2d

Scariest thing I ever wore on Halloween?

A wedding gown.

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