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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺

@hormonella.bsky.social

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My body is not my temple It’s more like my bar and grill

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · Jul 11

When I die, I'll be doing nothing, so people can say that at least I died doing what I love.

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 7h

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 9h

Who titled it “Godzilla: King of the Monsters” and not “How I Met Your Mothra”? I’d like a word…

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 9h

Don’t you just hate waking up and having to check if maybe your country declared war on anyone overnight?

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 1d

"Extra virgin," the bottle says.

Allegedly!

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

i think Taylor Swift needs to send her troops to Texas

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

No need to cut in front of me in traffic and hit your brakes to let me know you’re an asshole.

I already saw your Trump bumper sticker.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 1d

I am grilling two filets right now!

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 2d

🏆 @shitpostsintiaras.bsky.social

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 2d

Dahmer 3:16

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14d

don’t talk to me when i’m in dark mode

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 2d

Scariest thing I ever wore on Halloween?

A wedding gown.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 5d

I am sorrier than I can say.

Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 5d

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Not JPo @notjpo.bsky.social · 5d

If you’re looking for a girl who loves animals and nature and will belittle you until your spirit is broken, look no further

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Juiceticles @juiceticles.bsky.social · 5d

We're gonna need a bigger pill organizer

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 5d

woke up from a terrifying dream

someone asked me to marry them

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

Otis, my man!

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 8d

When the MAGAs come after us, I’m hiding in a library.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6d

Shutdown: The Musical

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

But enough about me...

Tell me about your dog.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7d

who up wondering what in the actual fuck

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Melicious @honeybadgermel.bsky.social · 21d

While it's true there are two sides to every story, always pay attention to who the storyteller is.

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 7d

good morning to everyone who didn’t act like a fucking seventh grader and shut down their fucking goverment

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 17d

I’m as if “fuck it, send” was a person

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 8d

nope

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