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Gian D’Oh

@giandoh.bsky.social

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Chronic masticator. My Inanities: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:3k6pticv2dusa7t3xjwmd56n/feed/aaafkkulmi2pq My “Music”: https://youtube.com/@giandoh1427?si=0DNr9IffmIn4tqT5

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Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · Jan 25

This is the dumbest apocalypse.

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 2h

Let’s meet at the sand-pit. We’ll listen to REO Speedwagon unironically and drink Boone’s Farm until we see balloons

Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 4h

Every time a bell rings, an angel gets up from their desk whether their teacher is mid-thought or not.

Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 4h

The ends justify the burnt

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 1d

all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle

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Wristy @wristroom.bsky.social · 1d

generalization: fun for everyone

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 13d

Yoga is Simon Says for white women

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 21h

STEPHEN MILLER: mark my words. terrorists will not reduce our great nation to ashes. we are ready, swords unsheathed, staring evil directly in the face as we reclaim what is rightfully ours

[camera cuts to man dressed as Dino from the Flintstones spanking a giant teddy bear with a rainbow dildo]

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 1d

like Taylor Swift, I also wrote a song about Travis Kelce’s penis, titled “Release the Motherfucking Unredacted Epstein Files You Fucking Cowards”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 18h

I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 9h

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Blair Witch Bespoke Artisanal Crafts

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Danny @mardigroan.bsky.social · 12h

Oh, you mean fall as in autumn, not as in "of civilization."

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Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 19h

I'm as much to blame as you are, I said, because what's one more lie.

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 1d

Working on alt rainbows. A cool toned rainbow maybe. Or a rainbow that delves into deep aubergines & taupes. It’s time.

Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 11h

Maybe Trump was birthed anally?

Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 11h

I used the hotel moisturizer and now I smell like my nana if she turned to a life of prostitution

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 16d

My cat got into the booth with me while I was testing my teleportation device and now there’s cat hair all over my genes.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 3d

[giving treats to dog]
thank you for not being people

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MF FairyPrincessSmoo @smooheed.bsky.social · 18d

I’m as if “fuck it, send” was a person

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 7d

who up wondering what in the actual fuck

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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺 @hormonella.bsky.social · 6d

But enough about me...

Tell me about your dog.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 6d

Shutdown: The Musical

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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · 8d

When the MAGAs come after us, I’m hiding in a library.

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · Nov 14

saw this musical. did not care for it.

Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 14h

Especially with fava beans and a nice keyanty