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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · 6h

I wasn’t feeling well, so I had some cheese. Much better. Some problems have simple solutions.

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Blue sky nice guy @rajandelman.bsky.social · 8h

This afterschool's got everything:
- kid with a fever
- kid drawing on the floor with crayon
- kid who had an accident
- kid sad that getting their ears pierced means they can't use the monkey bars
- Italian child

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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 8h

I'm a man of many hats and by that I mean I have a lot of hats

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DB 🇨🇦 @rebelliousdb.bsky.social · 10h

"Oh, you and your wife have different last names?"

My wife was okay with me keeping my name when we married.

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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 10h

My wife caught me sneaking Christmas music

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 7h

If you don't know you don't know

Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 9h

Can Hellier season 2 be considered a Christmas show?

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d

they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly

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spooklebirb 🎃 👻 @crow.stormsong.org · 1d

my body is a machine that lets dogs outside and back in

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2d

JESUS: “and do you see where there is just one set of footprints?”
ME: *nods*
JESUS: “It was then that I injured my back carrying you. So I called Attorney Jim Adler, The Texas Hammer, and he thinks I may be entitled to compensation”

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 2d

Perfect. I don't like Fred

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 2d

Pro tip. You can just say you're from Harvard. If you want

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 2d

"Some boys take a beautiful girl
And hide her away from the rest o' the world
I wanna be the one to walk in the sun"
Shouldn't we be concerned? You want to take her place, I say we form a a rescue party

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 2d

thanks so much to the very awesome @te-kanawa.bsky.social for purchasing my Trans Lives Matter shirt - you can buy YOUR VERY OWN at bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/tran...; reminder that 100% of the proceeds go to the Trevor Project and the Center For Transgender Equality DO GOOD I HAVE SPOKEN

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Potentate Hawtshot @greegreehoist.bsky.social · 2d

No. Your addiction is your worst enemy.
I think you should name it. Maybe Sam? or Lucifer?

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Lee Harveryscary @valleyguitarist.bsky.social · 2d

Always feel sorry for giraffes in this weather. Scarves are prohibitively expensive and a steaming bowl of delicious warming soup or stew is cold by the time you've finished swallowing.