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Kip Conlon

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · May 29

If by "PCP" you mean peace, charity, and PCP, then yes, I AM on PCP.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · Sep 19

okay okay OKAY i’ll list Rolling Stone’s 500 Worst Albums

500. Moondance -- Van Morrison
499. Young Sheldon -- Radiohead
498. Turd Smokin’ -- The Turd Smoker Band
497. Well Whaddya Know 99 More Luftballoons How About That -- Nena
496. Songs to Fuck To -- Leonard Cohen

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 10h

When house hunting, you must learn to think like the house. “I sure hate fire,” etc.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 18h

DMV clerk cackling as I check “organ donor” box.

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 22h

[when someone tries to move their cat off camera during a call]

LEAVE IT 🔫

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Jun 22

ngl a sleeper cell sounds cozy af

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 11d

My bank flagged my debit card for fraud because I spent $46 at the liquor store. Like omg assholes, sometimes I’m fun.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Downside of being dumped before Halloween is how lame Sonny Bono is as a costume.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

You're not in college anymore.

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Anthony D. Herrera @aherrera.bsky.social · 1d

If E.T. The Extraterrestrial did kill people it would be the scariest monster in movie history. Just imagine E.T. screaming and flailing at you with a straight razor saying "ouch" every time it cut into your flesh. I don't want that to happen to me and that's how you know something is scary.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

You only have one tenth wedding anniversary. Give her a Brita.

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ceej @ceej.online · 1d

Bride of Frankenstein? Yeah, used to be. Didn't work out. Now I'm the Bride of Greg

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

Find it gross how Harvard grads always somehow let you know they went to Harvard. Gives the rest of us a bad name.

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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 1d

The Whiners Anonymous meeting offered coffee and peanut butter cookies. I WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP.

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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 3d

me? nothing, just jumping around

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 3d

It is very windy on the deck but my tomatoes are hanging on for dear life. Oh wait maybe that’s me.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 8d

Oh, I’m familiar with football minutes aka We now join Punky Brewster already in progress.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

Was in a gift shop yesterday and a lady said to her daughter, “Oh, look how cute that gnome is. That could go on my gnome shelf.” Hello, Kindred.

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Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 1d

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true