Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Mary

@anniemumary.bsky.social

2.5K followers 820 following 1.9K posts

Here we go again! My posts, hopefully: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c67vzpvqa7oql27z4lqgatx4/feed/aaal7lp65jnjo

bsky.app

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · Mar 3

My Oscar would be for my performance in I’m Good. How Are You?

8 140 400

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 14h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

1 27 110

Reposted by Mary

Twin Dad But SpoOooOky @twinsurvivalist.bsky.social · 15h

FETCH ME MY DIPPING FROSTING!

1 5 14

Reposted by Mary

Skellyton 💀🦇 @infinitefinite.bsky.social · 15h

reaching my step goal when walking to the kitchen for a Reese's pumpkin

7 16

Reposted by Mary

lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 6d

I was shutdown before it was cool to be shutdown

4 69 190

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 15h

They have Halloween lint rollers. You know how the kids love lint rollers.

3 20 60

Reposted by Mary

Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d

First of all, you have to throw away all your outdated notions of what 'top rack dishwasher safe' can mean.

3 6

Reposted by Mary

CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 1d

I would like to carry one of those warty pumpkins everywhere I go to reduce my anxiety. I'm going to call it a security gourd.

4 22 67

Reposted by Mary

Dominic Caruso @dominiccaruso1.bsky.social · 1d

More things should have surprise geode-like interiors when you crack them open

2 11 34

Reposted by Mary

donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 1d

I bet our brains will come out of this ordeal very cool and normal

7 86 460

Reposted by Mary

Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jan 25

The most challenging part of cooking is calculating the number of people I am.

44 250 2.1K

Reposted by Mary

lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 9d

Nobody:

Me: *lying down for a nap* Alright, let's fucking party

7 60 170

Reposted by Mary

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 1d

what a fuckin shitshow!

-me, to my inner dialogue

1 16 45

Reposted by Mary

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

I am "i don't know how long my phone flashlight has been on" years old

2 7 38

Reposted by Mary

Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 1d

I sleep like a baby when I need to stay awake

2 5 20

Reposted by Mary

Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d

That's a nice moon you got there

1 7

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

🌟

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

One of life‘s greatest enjoyments is backspacing through the response that made you laugh out loud in your kitchen in order to preserve your peace for the day.

1 12 44

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 2d

I will spend 18 minutes in a parking lot getting furious while navigating a mobile order app instead of going inside and interacting for my order.

3 17 55

Reposted by Mary

spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 2d

Practically pounced on this giant rice crispy treat at the grocery store only to find out it was a plastic-wrapped straw bale.

4 15

Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 3d

Was in a gift shop yesterday and a lady said to her daughter, “Oh, look how cute that gnome is. That could go on my gnome shelf.” Hello, Kindred.

6 53

Reposted by Mary

NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 3d

It is very windy on the deck but my tomatoes are hanging on for dear life. Oh wait maybe that’s me.

1 12 28

Reposted by Mary

Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 3d

Turns out they don't make guacamole at your table here. No one knows who that guy was.

10 53 340

Reposted by Mary

richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 3d

me? nothing, just jumping around

1 10 17

Reposted by Mary

Chris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 3d

flowers and leaves in red blue and green

3 13 110

Reposted by Mary

ceej @ceej.online · 4d

letting out a startled gasp every time I encounter another decoration my wife has placed around the house for halloween

14 42 710