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Sentient Bunnysuit
@sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social
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As mentioned in the Homeowners' Association's new bylaws! readilight.com nonsense and infosec which is also nonsense.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · Jan 17
You ever been like, "I am not wasting my favorite t-shirt on today."
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 8h
It is simultaneously Orwellian and Kafkaesque, as though a giant bug were eavesdropping.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 8h
I'm starting to suspect my wife doesn't like my skunk t-shirt, since it's the only piece of laundry I regularly find in the garage stuffed under the riding lawnmower.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 13h
The plot thickens more evenly if you slowly wisk in a corn starch slurry to avoid clumping.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 13h
This post intentionally left dumb.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d
A good name for a goose would be Gus.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d
You ever have that dream where you're in front of a crowd in a humiliating costume? It's not nearly as n bad in real life.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 1d
First of all, you have to throw away all your outdated notions of what 'top rack dishwasher safe' can mean.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
First of all, how dare you do exactly what we did.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
Politicians who don't want crime punished don't want crime punished because they're terrified soon their crime will get punished.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
How to make Miracle Whip at home:
Step 1: don't.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
when life hands you a miracle make Miracle Whip.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
pretty arrogant to believe you control the meaning of words.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
Congratulations, we've lived long enough for "I see your mom was a big fan of Tylenol" to become a brutal insult.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
"Do you have any thoughts?"
I think we both know the answer to that.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
The French prime minister resigned after less than three weeks I never want to hear an interviewer ask why I only worked someplace for six months again.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
When you call Emergency Services in Australia they just connect you to a guy named Murray who clicks his tongue and shakes his head slowly
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
Taxes should be voluntary donations and political office should be randomly assigned like jury duty.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
Stop trying to project what I believe. I believe something completely different that you would also hate.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 2d
I see videos of people doing incredible things and I think, yeah, but they probably cheated by being disciplined and practicing for years.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d
If you support eugenics, elimination of free speech, government power instead of individual liberty, elimination of freedom of religion, and violence to achieve political ends, you're the Nazi.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d
Has the world changed, or just how it's marketed?
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d
We didn't have Grammarly we had that one School House Rock Conjunction Junction episode with the trains.
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 3d
Never worry about that vague feeling that something bad is going to happen. Billions of bad things are going to happen, the vast majority of which won't affect you much.
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 4d
Why do some people always run late and why do you already know I'm talking about a woman?
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Sentient Bunnysuit @sentientbunnysuit.bsky.social · 4d
Allow me to express my disappointment through sarcasm as God intended.
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