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Lizzy

@stonedeva.bsky.social

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brown ground, crocs enthusiast, cat lady Mastodon https://mas.to/@Stoned_Deva_ my posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ijujbu5ofcdsm7sjabbd3eyj/feed/aaab2wtyqravy

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Dec 23

Misery not only loves company... it also appreciates an audience

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 10h

“charity begins at home” i think as i eat all the muffins i made for the bake sale

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10h

babe i noticed you are using 10 gemstones to seal me away for eternity are you mad at me

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 15h

I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”

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👻Violet👻Haunting👻(Jellybean Socrates) @violetmusing.bsky.social · 1d

I'm just here for the vague drama.

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Mary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 20h

I wasn’t only friends with her bc of her snoopy snow cone maker, but it didn’t hurt.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Apr 25

take your sleeping pill before it gets too late. you're welcome

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 4d

makes a starter pack just to exclude ppl who didn't include me in theirs

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 20h

I hope the super intelligent ai puts us in the same cage together

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19h

sorry to say matty but I might be able to take you

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 19h

But look at you now... proud of you bro 😅

Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h

you're ok in my book too bro

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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺 @patnspankme.bsky.social · 21h

whenever in doubt, always hip thrust

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 1d

Moisturizing daily with top quality skin lotion, not for me, but for the artisan who’ll one day make me into a table lamp.

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h

excuse me for being old and forgetting stuff ok 😛

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h

all the way from Arizona? 🤭

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h

ppl busy hating abbott and our national guard... nobody wants to do this. we need help

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 20h

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · 21h

If something unexpected goes down and we lose touch, let's meet-up in Yelp reviews for Whataburger #196. Solidarity 👊

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore

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performative male @milesklee.bsky.social · 1d

killing myself POSTPONED

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'Heat 2' Is On: Michael Mann
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Mann is set to direct the follow-up to his 1995 feature, which has Leonardo DiCaprio circling to star.
BY BORYS KIT, MIA GALUPPO
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 1d

designing a new type of reality with 100% fewer nazis

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 1d

my cat on catnip while I'm chilling stoned

AEW wrestler Orange Cassidy sitting on a chair with his feet up playing with a rubix cube while other AEW wrestler Thekla does her trademark spider pose where she arches backwards and walks on her hands and feet while looking at Orange

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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 1d

Remember that time when everything was perfect for about 20 minutes?

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 4d

Most of my adult life has just been a series of unfortunate events I agreed to attend while I wasn't really paying attention.

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