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Matty
@bestestname.bsky.social
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Bluesky is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:n3kxj4fonot7lg67tmakj4dn/feed/aaacgs3xfjaw4
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · Jun 11
Would be endlessly helpful if everyone got their name tattooed on their face
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 4h
most likely
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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 1d
In Ghost World they call today Boosday, but that’s just what they call every day.
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 12h
Maybe you’ll be spared from the wave of terrible consequences engulfing everyone
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 12h
I hope the super intelligent ai puts us in the same cage together
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 14h
Any normal person would be like, "this is ridiculous"
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 20h
DMV clerk cackling as I check “organ donor” box.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 14h
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 2d
Drunk and disorderly, but in an adorable way.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 14h
NO KINGS BUT SHORT KINGS
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 14h
NO KINGS BUT TAYLOR SWIFT
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James @dorianjames.bsky.social · 16h
We need to bring this war to an end so the chickens and frogs can go back to their families
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 16h
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.
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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 15h
Rider down, I repeat rider down
Photo of a broom that lies riderless in the road
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 15h
Celery hears ya.

Celery don’t care.
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 2d
Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*
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Surprised Face Guy @surprisedface.bsky.social · 18h
My cardio is crippling anxiety.
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 23h
I wouldn't want anyone to get hurt but if this cheetos truck exploded all over my car, I wouldn't be mad about it
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
going to travel back in time to be a god
until my battery dies
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
They started it. Very frisky
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
Meaning I would sell myself for french fries
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
French fries are the currency of love
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
French fries are the currency of love
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
I'm getting there
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
That's a nice moon you got there
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
I got 99 problems and a hole in my bucket ain't one
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
I am "i don't know how long my phone flashlight has been on" years old
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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 1d
no one seems to understand that I got this butterfly tramp stamp ~ironically~
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