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half sharkalligator, half man. discord: filth_waste filth_posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jn2yuheybqo5xhu37ol3uuzk/feed/aaaeem6bktoy2 🏠seattle ☀️sagittarius

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Dec 15

thank you for interacting with my posts, which triggers my powerful manic state and enables me to do more crimes

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Call Me Sordid 🏳️‍⚧️ @sordideuphemism.bsky.social · 15h

*tappita* Is it... legal... to marry... a half-sharkalligator-half-man... in the US *enter key*

filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Aug 25

do you think the goatse guy expected his picture to be viewed over one billion times or was that more of a stretch goal

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 10h

a tombstone engraved with “shucks 👎” all credit to d.ly for the touching epitaph

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 16h

babe i noticed you are using 10 gemstones to seal me away for eternity are you mad at me

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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 1d

When I was little I called fog "frog," so even now when I see fog I say it's froggy out, but I know what fog is SO SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 3d

could a depressed person do this? *posts again*

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The Amytyville Horror @msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social · 2d

babydoll i recognize
you’re a hideous thing inside

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · Mar 1

basketball announcer: and that’s an offensive foul

me: yeah it was freaky nasty

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 3d

Trite about now
The bunk soul brother

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Jerry @allhailjerry.bsky.social · 5d

I fear that the stretch denim industry will collapse if we defund ICE.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 11d

Oh, the night is young? The night is ancient, dark, and merciless, but sure order another round, Tyler

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Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1d

Calling my phone company to complain that my predictive text needs to wash its mouth out with soap

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 16h

how about 48 days like that cool guy filth_waste 😎

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𝖜𝖆𝖗𝖒𝖞𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖜𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 🕯️ @warmyellowlight.bsky.social · 2d

thinking of challenging myself to a 48 hr break from bluesky

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𝕳𝖎𝖌𝖍 𝖂𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖉 𝕲𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖘 @canaryburgundy.bsky.social · 3d

the term 'cock-stricken' just popped fully formed and being said with quiet, sad authority into my head, is that a thing? could that be a thing?

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 9d

The word unusual is about how many of the letter u it has

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 27d

I sent you a bouquet of pudding cups, please respond

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Lizzy @stonedeva.bsky.social · Aug 29

Slowly paddles out into the abyss wearing arm floaties

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Aug 23

My mom's always been scared of lightning, but last week when it was really hot she lost electricity, then there was a huge flash of lightning & her power came back on.

Since then she's all, "I LOVE lightning!" & I'm like, "You don't love lightning, you love what you think lightning can do for you"

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Feb 12

a song i love that was ruined by tiktok just came on and i feel sort of sad?????????/

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · Feb 11

"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"

OKAY IS THAT A PROMISE?

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Thanks For Spooking, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 1d

We need a network of people sending fake tips for ICE to chase down: I found a drug house full of illegals for you to investigate and it’s an abandoned Chuck E Cheese in Skokie

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 4d

I demand entry into all skircles.

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · 16h

sorry d my friend i have died

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · Sep 5

unearthing an ancient tome of deep knowledge and crying about how woke it is

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inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · Sep 3

Me, as a therapist: have you considered just doing more cocaine?

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