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Uncle Jeff 🌈

@picklerudd.bsky.social

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The old man sitting in the corner booth reading a newspaper which when you pass causes your child to hug you a little closer Views my own not my employer's My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zweu5vf6t7o4zrnoyrsymy2x/feed/aaadswihryeii

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · Mar 18

If you see a faded sign
by the side of the road
that says 15 miles to the

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 7h

Sorry has no tools.
Sorry has no duct tape.
Sorry doesn’t fix anything.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 3h

good morning only to people who aren't actively ruining other people's lives

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 23h

Pa was so daddy

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d

There’s really no punk rock way to make a solar system out of birthday cake.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 1d

Be careful saying negative things about yourself breathing through bamboo from the bottom of a pond. People walking by will tell the pond positive things about it and you'll believe them I love you pond

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 2d

If you want to search a vengeful ghost you need a warrant signed by a grudge but seriously, all the business you have collected so far isn't unfinished enough to be admissable

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 2d

My husband once turned one of the coffee cups in our cupboard so the handles weren't all facing the same way for the same reason, and he was successful

Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 2d

October is Banned Book Month. What are you reading? I read the insightful "All Boys Aren't Blue" by @iamgmjohnson.bsky.social. A memoir of personal essays about growing up black and queer. Highly recommend if you have a youngster in your life who is both or either.

Book cover image of All Boys Aren't Blue by George M. Johnson

Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 3d

Set up a 3way to verify

Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 3d

It's now morning here. Glad I found your new account

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 3d

Alas poor Coldplay

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4d

You know what? All is lost. Go ahead and light Gwyneth up

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4d

It's weird how after a pet is no longer with you, you can see fleeting glimpses of them out of the corner of your eye

Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4d

[real big smile]

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4d

p.s. F you, Nicole Russell

Headline where Nicole Russell of USA Today agreed with Musk

Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 4d

If I weren't already a netflix subscriber, I would be now

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Queerazon.com @queerazon.bsky.social · 5d

On this day in queer history: October 6, 1998

Matthew Shepard, a 21-year-old gay college student, was beaten and left tied to a fence near Laramie, Wyoming. He died six days later. His murder became a turning point, inspiring nationwide hate-crime protections.

#MatthewShepard #LGBTQHistory

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 5d

My love language is keeping my damn mouth shut

Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 5d

Never really understood the introductory phrase, "not to mention..."

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Michael Jay McClure @mjmimages.bsky.social · 5d

[FaceTime]

Young Teen Niece: I don’t like scarves because—

MJM (hissing): After all I’ve done for you.

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 5d

I got u boo

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Uncle Jeff 🌈 @picklerudd.bsky.social · 5d

"I hear the cosmo's on this cruise are to die for"

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 6d

Hate to burst your bubble, but…I’m kidding I love it. Fuck your bubble

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 6d

Sign reads “Large Print Audio Books” over book store shelf. Inset picture of Garrett Morris from Saturday Night Live cupping his hands and appearing to yell.

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 6d

history teacher in 50 years: So in September, that’s when the president signed an executive order criminalizing anti-fascism and saying all resistance would be crushed

student: oh so that’s when the whole country realized they were living under fascism

teacher: haha what? oh no lol not at all. no.

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