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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️

@steamymac.bsky.social

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Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaajoiojpwzs2

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · Nov 22

Gonna start working out today, so I’ll do a push-up, and then a sit-up if I’m not too winded. Maybe.

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 8h

free compliments today only

respond to this post and i will give you one (1) free compliment, good while supplies last

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RXSarsparilla🎉 @gypsymoon1969.bsky.social · 3h

Now to figure out which pajamas I'll be wearing to work tomorrow.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 2h

😂😂😂

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Five @fiveeighths.bsky.social · 2h

I am the captain of my own ship
man a fest test a knee

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Lazer Cat @lazer-cat.bsky.social · 2h

Just once, I would like a reporter to spring a gotcha question on the president and ask him what the date is, and as a follow-up ask who the president is. There is a fair chance he bombs both legs.

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 4h

I’ve got a notification on my calculator. Something doesn’t add up.

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 4h

If sitting at your kitchen table slightly drunk, watching the sunset, and listening to those old songs that meant something is wrong, then I don't want to be right

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snufkin @snufkin7.bsky.social · 3h

I love soil.

I love dirt and soil. because that's where the nematodes are, the worms. They'll outlive is all, the nematodes.

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Jayland-Yutani @jaycubed2k.bsky.social · 4h

Sorry I'm not that funny on here anymore, I'm blind with rage most of the time now

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 3h

Happy birthday Dave

They don't make rock stars like this anymore

David Lee Roth around the fair warning era of Van Halen doing a split off the drum riser

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 3h

Can we stop saying this is what fascism looks like, Jesus Christ we know

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 3h

When is addiction to outrage being added to the dsm

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anton @deranton.bsky.social · 27d

some silly billy has fiddled my sticks and chuckled my fucks

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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 3h

filling my weekly pill organizer with sunshine on a cloudy day

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 3h

I'd fold your socks and underwear out of the dryer <slow wink>

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Dreamer @elgatoesmio.bsky.social · 1d

how do you get over the heartache of an ex whose cat you’ll never see again?

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 11h

Pssst, asking for help is sexy AF

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Of Damage and Devotion @broonsy.bsky.social · 3h

Back in the skedaddle again.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 2d

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 1d

Social media is just this century's boarding school, where kids get shipped off to "build character" and stay out of their parents' hair.

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Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 13h

Solsbury Hill came on and I wrote a complete 90s romcom in 4 minutes

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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 3h

I am not taking medical advice from a man who looks like a piece of gum on a sidewalk in Phoenix

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Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) @wheeltod.bsky.social · 1d

What’s the normal number of messages to get from your dad every day on how Peter Thiel is corrupting the teachings of Rene Girard?

It’s probably 7, right? (Please say it’s 7)

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Cricket @manicpanic.bsky.social · 3h

Have taken to calling all the men I see in plaid “pumpkin spiced latte” and let me tell you they really love that (they don’t)

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