Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️
@steamymac.bsky.social
Garbage Bluesky. Flaming dumpster extraordinaire.
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Welcome to indifference club. It meets whenever. I’m probably not going anyway.
Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
November 25, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Did Mace Windu ever say, “Hold onto your butts?” I really hope he did, cuz that would have been magnificent.
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just so ya know… the collective noun I use when I’m talking to my spouse about you guys is “my skeethearts”
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 PM
just so ya know… the collective noun I use when I’m talking to my spouse about you guys is “my skeethearts”
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A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
A lot of people don't know this, but in Cincinnati they stuff the Thanksgiving turkey with chili
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be happy for others, there’s room for all
November 25, 2025 at 6:09 PM
be happy for others, there’s room for all
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Growing up, I was kind of fickle. My favorite number was 𝙭.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Growing up, I was kind of fickle. My favorite number was 𝙭.
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[grizzled survivalist encountering a stranger twenty years from now in the post-apocalyptic future] is your brain pre or post ai
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
[grizzled survivalist encountering a stranger twenty years from now in the post-apocalyptic future] is your brain pre or post ai
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
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Y'know what would allow any cloud gaming service to PRINT MOUNTAINS OF FUCKING MONEY
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
November 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Y'know what would allow any cloud gaming service to PRINT MOUNTAINS OF FUCKING MONEY
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
One thing. Maybe not an easy thing, but a simple thing.
Built-in controller virtualization (aka play any console game with M+K)
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I prefer my insanity virtual, thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I prefer my insanity virtual, thanks.
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Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Soaking in rice up to my neck will hopefully fix me.
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maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
maybe I love the overlooked things, the little details, the words, the pauses, and the meaning between it all
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Feeling seen (being left on read)
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling seen (being left on read)
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What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
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I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
November 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I worry that too many people have forgotten the true meaning of black Friday.
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I’m just Five Guys in a trench coat.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I’m just Five Guys in a trench coat.
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Me: *panicking*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
November 25, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Me: *panicking*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
Friend: just go with your gut
Me: *panicking while eating nachos*
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My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
November 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
My love language is telling fourteen different stories in three minutes.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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you wouldn't know my shitposts, they go to another social media site
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
you wouldn't know my shitposts, they go to another social media site
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All the jams are kicked out now what
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
All the jams are kicked out now what
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At least now I have the opportunity to try and blame my bankruptcy and poverty on him, and not my own deeply personal bad decisions.
November 25, 2025 at 9:26 PM
At least now I have the opportunity to try and blame my bankruptcy and poverty on him, and not my own deeply personal bad decisions.
I’m going back to jizz posts, the world as it currently exists is driving me for real crazy. This is like watching Terry Gilliam’s Brazil as the actual news and that all seemed so fuckin crazy 50 years ago.
November 25, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I’m going back to jizz posts, the world as it currently exists is driving me for real crazy. This is like watching Terry Gilliam’s Brazil as the actual news and that all seemed so fuckin crazy 50 years ago.
Orange fucktard: I shouldn’t say that.
Also orange fucktard: Immediately says what he just said he shouldn’t say, over and over and over forever.
MAGA: Oh hell yeah, we love hateful, racist shit!!!!
Also orange fucktard: Immediately says what he just said he shouldn’t say, over and over and over forever.
MAGA: Oh hell yeah, we love hateful, racist shit!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Orange fucktard: I shouldn’t say that.
Also orange fucktard: Immediately says what he just said he shouldn’t say, over and over and over forever.
MAGA: Oh hell yeah, we love hateful, racist shit!!!!
Also orange fucktard: Immediately says what he just said he shouldn’t say, over and over and over forever.
MAGA: Oh hell yeah, we love hateful, racist shit!!!!