kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
I’m the human equivalent of a raccoon falling down your chimney: surprising, messy, but kinda funny with time and distance.
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kate
@outerorbits.bsky.social
· Oct 23
Girls only want one thing and it's an unholy alliance with the seagulls
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In other news, there’s a shopping cart making a break from the old Stop ‘n Shop on State Road. Heads up if you’re traveling north
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
In other news, there’s a shopping cart making a break from the old Stop ‘n Shop on State Road. Heads up if you’re traveling north
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Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
November 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Your anxiety is a lying bitch.
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Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Misplaced my reading glasses and inadvertently caught an afternoon manatee. 😬
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It wasn’t a social media post, it was a glimmer of hope.
November 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
It wasn’t a social media post, it was a glimmer of hope.
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I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
May 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don’t know who is ready to hear this but people don’t have to add value
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
Like people should also be allowed to exist for free
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I consider it my solemn duty to click like on your cute pet photos.
November 27, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I consider it my solemn duty to click like on your cute pet photos.
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allow the purity of cornbread to guide you
July 31, 2025 at 12:59 AM
allow the purity of cornbread to guide you
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Chewing the fat with the family is all well and good until someone starts snarling and the whole pack gets too aggressive
December 20, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Chewing the fat with the family is all well and good until someone starts snarling and the whole pack gets too aggressive
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans
November 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Happy "weekend where I dont have to spend time with my problematic family" to my fellow non Americans
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I suddenly want to watch The Cat Came Back again (we watched it in school when I was a kid and it was GREAT)
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I suddenly want to watch The Cat Came Back again (we watched it in school when I was a kid and it was GREAT)
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cookies for tomorrow have been made and have passed taste testing quality control
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 PM
cookies for tomorrow have been made and have passed taste testing quality control
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computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
computer, set coordinates to the gravy nebula
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Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Hey kids. I just talked to your bosses. They said you can knock off early. No don’t ask them. Close up shop. Pencils down. Hit the road. Safe travels and enjoy a piping hot cup of gravy. Also steal whatever office supplies you want on your way out. It’s cool. For real.
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we have to stop thinking about art in terms of the rapid timelapses we see in tiktoks and reels. don't you know that painters back in renaissance times often spent years on one painting? years! it is a massive investment of our time and energy
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
we have to stop thinking about art in terms of the rapid timelapses we see in tiktoks and reels. don't you know that painters back in renaissance times often spent years on one painting? years! it is a massive investment of our time and energy
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Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
November 26, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Remember your favorite creator possibly might be struggling with imposter syndrome and doubt and this timeline sucks.. so if you find yourself thinking “wow I really relate to this persons work” or that persons work gives you joy, you should probably tell them. It’s a hard time to be a creative.
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to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not
November 26, 2025 at 2:20 PM
to say that my patience is wearing thin implies that i have patience and i assure you, i do not
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The wizard carefully puts together academic notes on a paper he is peer-reviewing.
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The wizard carefully puts together academic notes on a paper he is peer-reviewing.
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Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
November 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Up next: My deeply personal journey of decomposing on my couch
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tell your mom i said what’s up
November 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
tell your mom i said what’s up
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calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
November 26, 2025 at 1:03 PM
calling the butterball hotline and asking them when will life get better
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SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
May 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
SUBWAYTAKES GUY: So what’s your take
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out
POORLY DISGUISED BLACK BEAR: Campers should leave more food out