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jordan pumpkin spice [ham]

@nursemurderer.bsky.social

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just your typical old fashioned, salt of the earth, red blooded, hard working, blue collar, queer lady. PFP me in pool BY @geraldinepiche.bsky.social 🆗 https://nursemurderer.com

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · May 20

literally my current proof of life outside of my fckn job:

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 13h

the creepiest part about the new monster on netflix is charlie hunnam’s voice.

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 16h

I LOVE THEM

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 17h

Both of my favorite children are TRANS PEOPLE!!

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 17h

you know what I fucking love?? TRANS PEOPLE!!

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Midge @midge.bsky.social · 22h

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

Picture of a crowd going wild with enthusiasm

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Hi, it's Abby. Yep. @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 18h

Kid: What's a social media app?

Mom: An online gathering place that’s fun till the people who run it act like Greek gods, signaling it’s time to replace it with yet another app. Fuck, I'm tired

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 18h

What if all this time you were actually eating breaded fish dicks?

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 17h

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 17h

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 17h

haha seasonal tattoo

jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 20h

thank you

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I tried mastodon a few years ago and got the ick so bad I can't even remember what server I was on

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 20h

YES

jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 20h

🥰😩

jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1d

it was like OH YOU WANT TO SEE ME CHANGE YOUR LIFE

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 1d

I burned myself on a sandwich maker the same day I told my friend, “this sandwich maker has changed my life!”

first pic is day of and second is now - we’ve reached the gross portion of burn recovery. pls keep my tattoo in your thoughts.