Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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My hobbies include eating and buying increasingly large pants.
February 3, 2026 at 11:36 PM
My hobbies include eating and buying increasingly large pants.
bone marrow is the skeleton’s long johns
February 4, 2026 at 12:23 AM
bone marrow is the skeleton’s long johns
they should make sweatpants for bones
February 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
they should make sweatpants for bones
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My fingers feel like ice. Want me to add them to your drink?
February 3, 2026 at 5:20 PM
My fingers feel like ice. Want me to add them to your drink?
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sorry boss I drank too much ikea mustard and got carried away
February 3, 2026 at 9:51 PM
sorry boss I drank too much ikea mustard and got carried away
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Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
February 3, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Wearing a slinky like a boa while throwing myself down the stairs.
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im a little pea dot
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
February 3, 2026 at 10:51 PM
im a little pea dot
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
tart and smout
here is my randall
here is my snout
when i get all beamed up
hear me slout
rip me open and
floor me bout
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Self-care Bear encourages people to Care Bear stare themselves
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Self-care Bear encourages people to Care Bear stare themselves
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helvetica sounds like a swedish black metal collective
February 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
helvetica sounds like a swedish black metal collective
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Consequently, windows are the eyes of the living room
August 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Consequently, windows are the eyes of the living room
*gives my snowman a mouth
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
February 3, 2026 at 11:46 PM
*gives my snowman a mouth
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
Snowman: I licky boom boom down
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Knees are the nipples of the legs
February 3, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Knees are the nipples of the legs
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’90s hand jobs should thank qbert
February 3, 2026 at 11:59 AM
’90s hand jobs should thank qbert
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If another one is biting it, maybe dust is delicious.
February 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
If another one is biting it, maybe dust is delicious.
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biblically accurate flavor-blasted goldfish
February 3, 2026 at 3:29 AM
biblically accurate flavor-blasted goldfish
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the subtitles for this movie described a horn honk as [car hooting]
February 3, 2026 at 6:10 AM
the subtitles for this movie described a horn honk as [car hooting]
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I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
February 3, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I bet I could skip this phone halfway across a big pond on a clear day
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This can’t be the same creative brain I had when I was a kid and played “Orphanage After Our Parents Died in a Car Crash and We Were the Only Survivors”
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This can’t be the same creative brain I had when I was a kid and played “Orphanage After Our Parents Died in a Car Crash and We Were the Only Survivors”
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I only watch porn to see what this world is cumming to
i only watch porn for the relationship advice
February 3, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I only watch porn to see what this world is cumming to
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I bet it feels so good for the parking lot to be empty after being full all day
February 3, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I bet it feels so good for the parking lot to be empty after being full all day
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He's a ten, but it's a percentage rating
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 AM
He's a ten, but it's a percentage rating
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FIFA is such a goofy ass name. (grabbing my crotch in pain) ouch! my FIFAs!
February 3, 2026 at 5:48 AM
FIFA is such a goofy ass name. (grabbing my crotch in pain) ouch! my FIFAs!
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I’m feeling like a solid five Canadian dollar bill
February 3, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I’m feeling like a solid five Canadian dollar bill
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When they go low, I dip, you dip, we dip
February 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
When they go low, I dip, you dip, we dip