Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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damn girl is that a dodge deora hot wheels car in your pocket or do you just have a really weird penis
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
damn girl is that a dodge deora hot wheels car in your pocket or do you just have a really weird penis
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Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
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I'm thinking I should stop posting and instead start skeeting using interpretive dance.
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I'm thinking I should stop posting and instead start skeeting using interpretive dance.
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I now have a ‘BIRDS’ gallery on my website (that was Doves but is now going to EXPAND!)
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I now have a ‘BIRDS’ gallery on my website (that was Doves but is now going to EXPAND!)
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
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standing in a shower so hot that it shrinks me and i slip down the drain
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
standing in a shower so hot that it shrinks me and i slip down the drain
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why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
February 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
why repost your bad joke when you can just make another one
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Me, nude, riding a rocking horse: Easy, Sarsaparilla.
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Me, nude, riding a rocking horse: Easy, Sarsaparilla.
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Taking my glasses off and putting my phone right up to my face is as close as I am willing to get to people.
February 6, 2026 at 3:13 AM
Taking my glasses off and putting my phone right up to my face is as close as I am willing to get to people.
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grandma just said you were a baddie you’ve just won the day
January 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
grandma just said you were a baddie you’ve just won the day
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Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Met a 5yo named Rhonda and she's already up to 2½ packs of cigarettes a day
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not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
February 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
not my fault 69 is the perfect temperature in my car and apartment
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one of those cellphone holders on your belt only it’s for your emergency burrito
February 5, 2026 at 6:03 PM
one of those cellphone holders on your belt only it’s for your emergency burrito
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he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
February 1, 2026 at 5:50 AM
he died doing what he loved… teaching bears to high five
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i take being silly very seriously
September 20, 2025 at 6:18 AM
i take being silly very seriously
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What if we kissed at the space bar
February 6, 2026 at 12:54 AM
What if we kissed at the space bar
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Am I Hungry or just Mouth Bored?
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Am I Hungry or just Mouth Bored?
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I miss getting stoned and going nonverbal, now I can’t stfu
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
I miss getting stoned and going nonverbal, now I can’t stfu
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The to be continueds of the mind always know what's next, a defense mechanism cliffhanger. Will you temporarily forget to live in constant recap? Spoiler alert: only when you've accepted skipping yourself
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
The to be continueds of the mind always know what's next, a defense mechanism cliffhanger. Will you temporarily forget to live in constant recap? Spoiler alert: only when you've accepted skipping yourself
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Change 'em back to xmas mode. I still don't know who anyone is!
February 6, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Change 'em back to xmas mode. I still don't know who anyone is!
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JFC = JOHN FUCKIN CANDY
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 AM
JFC = JOHN FUCKIN CANDY
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My sleep paralysis demon would eat the absolute face off your sleep paralysis demon
February 6, 2026 at 6:40 AM
My sleep paralysis demon would eat the absolute face off your sleep paralysis demon
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This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
February 6, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This jizz on my throat looks nothing like a pearl necklace.
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may the spork be with you
February 6, 2026 at 7:48 AM
may the spork be with you