Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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I don't usually like to post more than 2-3 times a day, but I thought you all should know that a bird just shat all over my glasses while I was waiting for the bus.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I don't usually like to post more than 2-3 times a day, but I thought you all should know that a bird just shat all over my glasses while I was waiting for the bus.
the olympic rings represent brass knuckles
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
the olympic rings represent brass knuckles
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Babe let’s just stop paying all these companies. They don’t deserve it
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Babe let’s just stop paying all these companies. They don’t deserve it
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Underwear without topwear is just wear
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Underwear without topwear is just wear
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I put my time in, I put my time out, I put my time in and I shook it all about
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I put my time in, I put my time out, I put my time in and I shook it all about
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This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
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seamlessly weaving 'wham bam thank you ma'am' into black betty
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
seamlessly weaving 'wham bam thank you ma'am' into black betty
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I’m pretty sure those buzzards want to be my friend.
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I’m pretty sure those buzzards want to be my friend.
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Today is a day in which I would like to crawl out of my own skin and bones and slither down the drain to reunite with my distant gelatinous relatives.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Today is a day in which I would like to crawl out of my own skin and bones and slither down the drain to reunite with my distant gelatinous relatives.
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Me and Harry Dean Stanton figuring things out around the blue fire of pressure-treated wood in a galvy burn barrel
February 6, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Me and Harry Dean Stanton figuring things out around the blue fire of pressure-treated wood in a galvy burn barrel
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good morning, this was evening
February 6, 2026 at 1:08 PM
good morning, this was evening
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bottling my flop sweat and storing it in the bunker to remember the good old days
February 6, 2026 at 5:22 PM
bottling my flop sweat and storing it in the bunker to remember the good old days
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On full moons I turn into my 5th grade gym teacher
February 6, 2026 at 9:36 PM
On full moons I turn into my 5th grade gym teacher
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i’m in a situationship with coke zero 🫤
February 6, 2026 at 9:22 PM
i’m in a situationship with coke zero 🫤
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My whistle stop tour:
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My whistle stop tour:
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
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gonna put my bluesky account in my will. probably bequeath it to 7yo because he seems more chaotic
February 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
gonna put my bluesky account in my will. probably bequeath it to 7yo because he seems more chaotic
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Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order on Apple Music
Song · 1986 · Duration 4:21
music.apple.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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just found out im supposed to dress up for my kids 3rd grade formal tonight. too much ?
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
just found out im supposed to dress up for my kids 3rd grade formal tonight. too much ?
whoa, I keep finding free Raisinets on this deer path!
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
whoa, I keep finding free Raisinets on this deer path!
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I hate that bipartisanship doesn't mean a boat made of severed limbs.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I hate that bipartisanship doesn't mean a boat made of severed limbs.
sorry Water, you’re nice but I don’t like you like that. Can we just be friends?
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
sorry Water, you’re nice but I don’t like you like that. Can we just be friends?
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I’m single coz I don’t like being told what to do and the men around here LOVE telling women what to do how to look what to shave what to say what to wear what to post what to drink which babies to slap what to suck who to murder where to put commas what to eat what to drink where to bury the bodies
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I’m single coz I don’t like being told what to do and the men around here LOVE telling women what to do how to look what to shave what to say what to wear what to post what to drink which babies to slap what to suck who to murder where to put commas what to eat what to drink where to bury the bodies
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Sorry my dog ate my [consciousness]
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sorry my dog ate my [consciousness]
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can I come over and cry into your mouth
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
can I come over and cry into your mouth
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