Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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My whistle stop tour:
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
February 6, 2026 at 8:45 PM
My whistle stop tour:
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
I travel around the country and folks everywhere beg me to stop whistling.
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gonna put my bluesky account in my will. probably bequeath it to 7yo because he seems more chaotic
February 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
gonna put my bluesky account in my will. probably bequeath it to 7yo because he seems more chaotic
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Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order on Apple Music
Song · 1986 · Duration 4:21
music.apple.com
February 6, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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just found out im supposed to dress up for my kids 3rd grade formal tonight. too much ?
February 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
just found out im supposed to dress up for my kids 3rd grade formal tonight. too much ?
whoa, I keep finding free Raisinets on this deer path!
February 6, 2026 at 8:54 PM
whoa, I keep finding free Raisinets on this deer path!
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I hate that bipartisanship doesn't mean a boat made of severed limbs.
February 6, 2026 at 8:44 PM
I hate that bipartisanship doesn't mean a boat made of severed limbs.
sorry Water, you’re nice but I don’t like you like that. Can we just be friends?
February 6, 2026 at 8:46 PM
sorry Water, you’re nice but I don’t like you like that. Can we just be friends?
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I’m single coz I don’t like being told what to do and the men around here LOVE telling women what to do how to look what to shave what to say what to wear what to post what to drink which babies to slap what to suck who to murder where to put commas what to eat what to drink where to bury the bodies
February 6, 2026 at 7:58 PM
I’m single coz I don’t like being told what to do and the men around here LOVE telling women what to do how to look what to shave what to say what to wear what to post what to drink which babies to slap what to suck who to murder where to put commas what to eat what to drink where to bury the bodies
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Sorry my dog ate my [consciousness]
February 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Sorry my dog ate my [consciousness]
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can I come over and cry into your mouth
February 6, 2026 at 8:14 PM
can I come over and cry into your mouth
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“would you eat human butter?”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
“would you eat human butter?”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
Yes, you had me at “would you eat”
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one of those family stick figure appliqués for your car window only they’re all hot dogs
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
one of those family stick figure appliqués for your car window only they’re all hot dogs
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Here's my Oliver Twist alternate ending: Oliver becomes king of the rat people and gets revenge on the orphanage.
February 6, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Here's my Oliver Twist alternate ending: Oliver becomes king of the rat people and gets revenge on the orphanage.
My Fair Lady alternate ending: Eliza burns Higgins’ house down
February 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
My Fair Lady alternate ending: Eliza burns Higgins’ house down
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*a gentle breeze carries a napkin with unintelligible scribbles on it out a bus window*
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
*a gentle breeze carries a napkin with unintelligible scribbles on it out a bus window*
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
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Someday a future people will find these posts in a peat bog and not understand what they are for.
February 6, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Someday a future people will find these posts in a peat bog and not understand what they are for.
upgrading my laundry basket with backpack straps
February 6, 2026 at 6:29 PM
upgrading my laundry basket with backpack straps
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damn girl is that a dodge deora hot wheels car in your pocket or do you just have a really weird penis
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
damn girl is that a dodge deora hot wheels car in your pocket or do you just have a really weird penis
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Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
February 6, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Missed carousel boarding: you were the dolphin with a saddle, I didn't even know they made those. And I just choked from opposable thumb awe in my blowhole
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Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
February 6, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Mambo #5 was the confession of a serial killer
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I'm thinking I should stop posting and instead start skeeting using interpretive dance.
January 28, 2026 at 11:57 PM
I'm thinking I should stop posting and instead start skeeting using interpretive dance.
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I now have a ‘BIRDS’ gallery on my website (that was Doves but is now going to EXPAND!)
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
February 6, 2026 at 3:55 PM
I now have a ‘BIRDS’ gallery on my website (that was Doves but is now going to EXPAND!)
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
www.chloecumming.com/birds
And I have added these three new drawpaintings:
So do have a look! Thanks
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standing in a shower so hot that it shrinks me and i slip down the drain
January 25, 2026 at 9:06 PM
standing in a shower so hot that it shrinks me and i slip down the drain