Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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Digging so far down that when the walls of my grave collapse in around me, the weight of the dirt turns my bones to diamonds.
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Digging so far down that when the walls of my grave collapse in around me, the weight of the dirt turns my bones to diamonds.
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they should invent a type of fire that's healthy
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
they should invent a type of fire that's healthy
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It’s no coincidence that when you look at tree branches against a winter sky they look just like veins eagerly waiting to pump blood again
February 5, 2026 at 12:55 PM
It’s no coincidence that when you look at tree branches against a winter sky they look just like veins eagerly waiting to pump blood again
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reminding myself to blink while my I am staring at a wall reviewing my life choices is self care
February 5, 2026 at 12:04 PM
reminding myself to blink while my I am staring at a wall reviewing my life choices is self care
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Hanging out as liquid inside a spray can until some graffiti wizard feels inspired to spray me into being another matter entirely
February 4, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Hanging out as liquid inside a spray can until some graffiti wizard feels inspired to spray me into being another matter entirely
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I’m really good at giving lost people directions. I just tell them to drive into the sea
February 4, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m really good at giving lost people directions. I just tell them to drive into the sea
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Yackety Sax (sad minor key reprise)
February 4, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Yackety Sax (sad minor key reprise)
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Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Final destination..Death by bidet. Heated toilet seat edition.
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i may be here preparing to cook some boneless skinless chicken breasts for dinner but pls know inside i’m violently tearing apart stars and merging with other black holes
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
i may be here preparing to cook some boneless skinless chicken breasts for dinner but pls know inside i’m violently tearing apart stars and merging with other black holes
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i’m finally winning i’m at the top of the pizza hut points leaderboard
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i’m finally winning i’m at the top of the pizza hut points leaderboard
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I’m one of the good space reptilians not one of the satanic pedophile serpents from the deep sea
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I’m one of the good space reptilians not one of the satanic pedophile serpents from the deep sea
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sometimes all you can do is just close your eyes and let music be your time machine
February 4, 2026 at 10:34 PM
sometimes all you can do is just close your eyes and let music be your time machine
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"opsec" is of course shorthand for outside pussy sex
February 4, 2026 at 10:25 PM
"opsec" is of course shorthand for outside pussy sex
Dog shows should have a part where we see which dog can eat the most rats
February 4, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Dog shows should have a part where we see which dog can eat the most rats
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I’ve a mighty need for nonsense!
February 4, 2026 at 2:08 PM
I’ve a mighty need for nonsense!
we locked eyes and gave each other
a head nod 🫠
a head nod 🫠
February 4, 2026 at 10:11 PM
we locked eyes and gave each other
a head nod 🫠
a head nod 🫠
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My body wants water but my heart wants wine
February 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
My body wants water but my heart wants wine
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sometimes a quote post is so bad detaching it isn’t enough i need them to be attacked by bees
February 4, 2026 at 9:28 PM
sometimes a quote post is so bad detaching it isn’t enough i need them to be attacked by bees
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whoever called it a hurdy-gurdy should get to name more things
February 4, 2026 at 7:11 PM
whoever called it a hurdy-gurdy should get to name more things
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Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
January 29, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Doctors without hors d'oeuvres
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Turning into a fish so i can dispense with having feelings
February 4, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Turning into a fish so i can dispense with having feelings
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Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries
February 4, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Sex is best when all parties sound like seagulls fighting over a bag of parking lot fries