Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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the average crowd at an indie pop show
November 26, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the average crowd at an indie pop show
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Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Me..driving in the fog...This is not my town. How did I get here.
🎵 smokin’ thru a croc hole
*bendy guitar riff
*bendy guitar riff
November 26, 2025 at 2:34 AM
🎵 smokin’ thru a croc hole
*bendy guitar riff
*bendy guitar riff
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thinking about becoming the guy at the bar we all hate (asking strangers to name the song that’s currently playing)
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
thinking about becoming the guy at the bar we all hate (asking strangers to name the song that’s currently playing)
*explaining 3615 code Père Noël to my kids
Ok, it’s like a french Home Alone, which sounds great, but you need like a 1/2 bottle of wine first for it to be good
Ok, it’s like a french Home Alone, which sounds great, but you need like a 1/2 bottle of wine first for it to be good
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
*explaining 3615 code Père Noël to my kids
Ok, it’s like a french Home Alone, which sounds great, but you need like a 1/2 bottle of wine first for it to be good
Ok, it’s like a french Home Alone, which sounds great, but you need like a 1/2 bottle of wine first for it to be good
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*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
November 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
*pronounces tomatoes like comatose*
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Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Our surroundings have always listened in on us, their capitalism is the environment of a perfect moment. "Your surroundings have their hands up, you are too paranoid for the presence of psychic shopping"
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the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
the problem with being a “Swearer” is that when you’re REALLY mad, swears aren’t enough
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November 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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You might think this is just a squirrel hunched over eating a nut but it might also be a horse with a short face and nose piercings or a horned person with a mohawk and a missing lower jaw
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
You might think this is just a squirrel hunched over eating a nut but it might also be a horse with a short face and nose piercings or a horned person with a mohawk and a missing lower jaw
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Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
November 10, 2023 at 3:52 AM
Stop hating yourself for everything. Be specific.
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Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
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d elightful
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
i n
t he
c oolness
h erein
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
i n
t he
c oolness
h erein
November 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
d elightful
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
i n
t he
c oolness
h erein
u nbothered
m arvelous
b eing
b asking
i n
t he
c oolness
h erein
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after all, why not? why shouldn't I gift myself a sparkly engagement ring?
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
after all, why not? why shouldn't I gift myself a sparkly engagement ring?
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I'm not a son of a bitch. I'm THE son of THE bitch. Recognize
August 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm not a son of a bitch. I'm THE son of THE bitch. Recognize
Dr. Seuss rejects
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
November 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Dr. Seuss rejects
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
dog on a log
orangutan with a frying pan *bonk!
Eel seals the deal
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME WITH YOUR LINEN PANTS.
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EDITOR: this draft is mostly blank
ME: it is full of secret passages
ME: it is full of secret passages
November 22, 2025 at 3:55 AM
EDITOR: this draft is mostly blank
ME: it is full of secret passages
ME: it is full of secret passages
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Waited all year for panettone season
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Waited all year for panettone season
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who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
who the fuck would want a work husband? like i need another asshole in my life asking me where we keep the scissors
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Replying to a huge account until they ask me to stop and then immediately doing a skircle
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Replying to a huge account until they ask me to stop and then immediately doing a skircle
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Thanksbutnothanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
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Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
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me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
me: any chance i could have some of this ground?
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no
groundhog: aNy cHancE i COulD HaVE soMe OF thIs grOuNd?
hell no