Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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toast n cheese, world class snack
February 3, 2026 at 3:44 AM
toast n cheese, world class snack
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russian nesting balls
February 3, 2026 at 2:56 AM
russian nesting balls
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I've loved broccoli since I was a toddler, if you were looking for additional data on why I'm like this
February 3, 2026 at 3:26 AM
I've loved broccoli since I was a toddler, if you were looking for additional data on why I'm like this
drive her wild in bed with these 5 words
Mr. Stinkyballs, reporting for duty
Mr. Stinkyballs, reporting for duty
February 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
drive her wild in bed with these 5 words
Mr. Stinkyballs, reporting for duty
Mr. Stinkyballs, reporting for duty
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if we all post at the same time bsky will explode
February 3, 2026 at 2:58 AM
if we all post at the same time bsky will explode
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being the best friend that I can be (bringing an Italian party sub to the hospital after my friend gives birth)
February 2, 2026 at 6:10 PM
being the best friend that I can be (bringing an Italian party sub to the hospital after my friend gives birth)
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if there IS some kind of heavenly paradise afterlife I bet it involves me getting to hug every single one of your cats and dogs
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
if there IS some kind of heavenly paradise afterlife I bet it involves me getting to hug every single one of your cats and dogs
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I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
January 29, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I'll fix it in post, I say about my life
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more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
February 2, 2026 at 9:37 PM
more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
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Sufficient slack is *not* being cut
February 3, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Sufficient slack is *not* being cut
deoderant doesn’t work for me, gotta wear 2 diapers like shoulderpads
February 3, 2026 at 1:58 AM
deoderant doesn’t work for me, gotta wear 2 diapers like shoulderpads
do you use the spray or the roll-on
armpit sauce
armpit sauce
February 3, 2026 at 1:48 AM
do you use the spray or the roll-on
armpit sauce
armpit sauce
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Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
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Giving you a sultry touch but I'm just wiping crumbs off my fingers
February 2, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Giving you a sultry touch but I'm just wiping crumbs off my fingers
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Why are dishwasher pods ads so aggressive?
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
Why are dishwasher pods ads so aggressive?
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A cigarette that makes you stronger
February 3, 2026 at 1:32 AM
A cigarette that makes you stronger
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Hey fellas, you don't fuck the pee-hole
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 AM
Hey fellas, you don't fuck the pee-hole
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When a basset hound's jowls droop, it's adorable, breed appropriate and perfect, when mine do it's unnatural, unsettling and I'm melting.
February 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
When a basset hound's jowls droop, it's adorable, breed appropriate and perfect, when mine do it's unnatural, unsettling and I'm melting.
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In the time it takes to understand time as a function of space you could have been a physics counselor running a little late to your own session in continuum therapy
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
In the time it takes to understand time as a function of space you could have been a physics counselor running a little late to your own session in continuum therapy
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if i was thrown into a volcano, i’d simply drink all the lava
February 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
if i was thrown into a volcano, i’d simply drink all the lava
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the existence of a slow cooker (me) implies the existence of a fast eater (me)
February 3, 2026 at 12:16 AM
the existence of a slow cooker (me) implies the existence of a fast eater (me)
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i think i should be able to ooze everywhere like the blob
February 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
i think i should be able to ooze everywhere like the blob
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the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
February 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
the sea only exists because fish cry a lot
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That sinking feeling you get when your feet are bound to a couple of cinder blocks and the dinghy drops you off somewhere deep in the middle of the ocean.
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 PM
That sinking feeling you get when your feet are bound to a couple of cinder blocks and the dinghy drops you off somewhere deep in the middle of the ocean.