Dan Cerinthedark
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion
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I just wanted to let you guys know I'm thrilled to read all your posts even the unworthy ones
February 7, 2026 at 3:27 AM
I just wanted to let you guys know I'm thrilled to read all your posts even the unworthy ones
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getting my bikini body ready (waiting for the ground to thaw so the graves are easier to dig up)
February 7, 2026 at 4:20 AM
getting my bikini body ready (waiting for the ground to thaw so the graves are easier to dig up)
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The clipboard is part of the ritual. Without it nothing will get checked off ritual paper with ritual pen during a step by step ritual consultation plus I never know what to do with my clipboardism practicing hand
February 7, 2026 at 5:40 AM
The clipboard is part of the ritual. Without it nothing will get checked off ritual paper with ritual pen during a step by step ritual consultation plus I never know what to do with my clipboardism practicing hand
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redecorating my bedroom as a visual homepage to a bad acid trip I took in 1991, for my children to maintain as a museum of oddities designed by their crazy mother, is all the generational wealth I have to leave them
February 7, 2026 at 1:00 PM
redecorating my bedroom as a visual homepage to a bad acid trip I took in 1991, for my children to maintain as a museum of oddities designed by their crazy mother, is all the generational wealth I have to leave them
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amazing that these broads can play lady hockey without getting their periods all over the ice
February 7, 2026 at 6:15 AM
amazing that these broads can play lady hockey without getting their periods all over the ice
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Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate
February 7, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Hi kids, do you like silence? Wanna see me take NyQuil gels and watch the back of my eyelids? Wanna copy me and snooze exactly like I did? Placid and tucked in, first hit the light switch? My brain's delta waves, I'm tryna get my bed made, but I can't figure out which size pillow I want to hibernate
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putting a little hot sauce on my tax return and crossing my fingers
February 7, 2026 at 12:57 PM
putting a little hot sauce on my tax return and crossing my fingers
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would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 PM
would you like to meet up somewhere in the woods and just scream
we could get coffee after
we could get coffee after
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me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
February 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
me: do you take walk-ins?
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
employee: ma’am this is a crematorium
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they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
February 7, 2026 at 9:56 AM
they should invent a body that doesn’t need to be turned over over and over like a rotisserie chicken when you sleep
lucky Day is a bit much, I’ll take a
lucky 45 minutes
lucky 45 minutes
February 7, 2026 at 1:52 PM
lucky Day is a bit much, I’ll take a
lucky 45 minutes
lucky 45 minutes
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Evil Air Supply: I have an adequate amount of love and direction
February 7, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Evil Air Supply: I have an adequate amount of love and direction
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This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.
The theme song is everything.
The theme song is everything.
Sizzler Promotional Commercial 1991
YouTube video by Rachel Redhouse
www.youtube.com
February 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.
The theme song is everything.
The theme song is everything.
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she’s the phantom of the sizzler, some say she’s still there licking her lips and waiting for her date to return to this very day
February 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
she’s the phantom of the sizzler, some say she’s still there licking her lips and waiting for her date to return to this very day
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I don't usually like to post more than 2-3 times a day, but I thought you all should know that a bird just shat all over my glasses while I was waiting for the bus.
February 7, 2026 at 2:32 AM
I don't usually like to post more than 2-3 times a day, but I thought you all should know that a bird just shat all over my glasses while I was waiting for the bus.
the olympic rings represent brass knuckles
February 7, 2026 at 1:53 AM
the olympic rings represent brass knuckles
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Babe let’s just stop paying all these companies. They don’t deserve it
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Babe let’s just stop paying all these companies. They don’t deserve it
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Underwear without topwear is just wear
February 6, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Underwear without topwear is just wear
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I put my time in, I put my time out, I put my time in and I shook it all about
February 6, 2026 at 3:02 AM
I put my time in, I put my time out, I put my time in and I shook it all about
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This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This Valentine’s Day, give her what she really wants. A shiny new sword.
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seamlessly weaving 'wham bam thank you ma'am' into black betty
February 6, 2026 at 3:56 AM
seamlessly weaving 'wham bam thank you ma'am' into black betty
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I’m pretty sure those buzzards want to be my friend.
February 6, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I’m pretty sure those buzzards want to be my friend.
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Today is a day in which I would like to crawl out of my own skin and bones and slither down the drain to reunite with my distant gelatinous relatives.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Today is a day in which I would like to crawl out of my own skin and bones and slither down the drain to reunite with my distant gelatinous relatives.