headless horseDan
@etbeeegood.bsky.social
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Disgraced former Rollerblade Champion https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ctmnbym24srxgghbcmdynzqq/feed/aaablk4s3yrag
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tuskjenkins.bsky.social
Imaginary conversations will actually unprepare you for nobody else being there
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
my slutty schrödinger halloween costume may or may not be all finished
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beaveinflow.bsky.social
A haunted house but it’s just someone saying “Let’s go around the room and share one fun fact about ourselves.”
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lalalyds.bsky.social
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
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frickinferal.bsky.social
I got my eyebrows tinted today if anyone’s down for some Bert and Ernie role play.
etbeeegood.bsky.social
having a lil private Halloween candy festival in the garage w some moths
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ennuidoofen.bsky.social
it's okay to have fun during spooky month even if you're having a whole spooky life
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pamtoo.bsky.social
Paying a few hundred dollars to have the well chlorinated tomorrow when I could have slowly brought enough chlorinated water home from aqua groove aerobics in my vagina to get the job done.
etbeeegood.bsky.social
and please don’t lose my buckets
etbeeegood.bsky.social
I made like 8 buckets of spaghet to deliver to my family like here, eat this shit ya sloppy fucks
etbeeegood.bsky.social
*hits joint
Life is like a spaghetti guitar
etbeeegood.bsky.social
a spaghetti guitar you can play one chord once, make it count
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neonsplatter.bsky.social
Top 25 Horror Movies of #1995:

Number 21 — LEPRECHAUN 3

@sanshinsoba.bsky.social on how director Brian Trenchard-Smith brings the ruckus with this uproarious bit of pop horror.

www.neonsplatter.com/daily-beasts...
LEPRECHAUN 3 (1995)
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tashaneedshelp.bsky.social
Cats prove that people do like a cold and bitchy personality.
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im-all-id.me
Drinking Miller lite out of a wine glass who gives a shit anymore
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britculpsapp.bsky.social
two in the terms & one in the services
etbeeegood.bsky.social
The kids are calling it egging, everyone’s getting egged up
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im-all-id.me
Friend: I found your doppelganger

*shows you picture of the worst looking person you've ever seen in your life*
etbeeegood.bsky.social
sinking into an orb of orange slime to just egg out for a bit
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dly.bsky.social
I think it's very cool that we're able to make each other laugh
etbeeegood.bsky.social
sometimes feel like reverting to egg form
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amutepiggy.bsky.social
crisco? that's for godless heathens. in this christian household, we only buy Jesus Is Lard