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Tusk Jenkins

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · Aug 24

Neither shitposter nor hitposter but a secret absurd thing (fortune pierogi)

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Axer Jenkins @axerjenkins.bsky.social · 13h

It's taken a long time to crawl out of this sky scraper. I'm starting to think it was part of an old energy crisis project that was taken over by ghouls and behemoths. Somehow it gets worse towards the bottom floor, but luckily I was born scraping the sky

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Andreya @andreyasasylum.bsky.social · 10h

Even my damn heart monitor had me download an app.

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 9h

autocorrect keeps changing but to bit and in to I and at this point I don't believe it has any interest in being helpful and is just trying to be a massive prick

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 8h

Who gets up at 2:30 to make coffee and eat leftover chicken?

(back-up singers, softly, but with confidence)

PAM!

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Miss Suzy @sqrlymofo.bsky.social · 8h

*drinking a fuckton of water

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RictusGrin @rictusgrin.bsky.social · 7h

Wore matching socks today. Not sure who I am anymore.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6h

Amazing if literal: Letting yourself go.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 6h

Rhythm is gonna get you, but so is chlamydia.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5h

A bro sitting in his orange jeep wearing an orange hat and orange sunglasses and an orange shirt and the license plate says CRUSH.

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve yet to hear anyone say, “You know what would make things better? More billionaires.”

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 5h

2 stupid 2 worry about.

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · 5h

*Plagiarizes butthole*

Yo Gabapentin @yogabapentin.bsky.social · 21h

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

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yesandMissHavisham @steenyswank.bsky.social · 4h

What now substitutes for a Marc Bolan phase?

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🎃spooky chey👻 @cheygoulet.bsky.social · 4h

23 days until Halloween 🎃

Opossum in a strawberry-themed costume.

Instagram: avec.possum

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 4h

Don't even talk to me until i've had my plenary authority

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traumahawk 🍁🦇 @abarelightbulb.bsky.social · 4h

Dispatches from somewhere in North Carolina-- there was a big fight at the dump, and i was at the dump, and it was about 2 in the afternoon yesterdee

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Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 3h

If I went to Fantasy Island, I would simply burst into flames as soon as I stepped off the plane.

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NickNackPaddyWhack @radionichole.bsky.social · 3h

Had to text my out of town husband to see if it was recycling week. Its the most incompetent I’ve felt in a while. I do the cooking, ok?

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bloody bacon popsicle 🤥 @gupton68.bsky.social · 3h

I'd say I’m pleased to meet you but we both know that I would be lying.

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Julie Lavender Menace @2tickytacky.bsky.social · 3h

Be sure to come to my book signing! Today, I'll be signing "It", by Stephen King. Next week, I'll be signing the owner's manual to my 2006 Honda.

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 3h

Calories don't count if they don't satisfy your craving.

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Moist Mouth Noises On NPR @inflatabletrex.bsky.social · 3h

“Battlecruiser breaks into hyperspace” digital, 2025

Digital illustration, charcoal spaceship in bright colors.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 4h

I think the mistake here is that you keep threatening me with a bad time

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4h

It's sad how people expect change without actually changing anything. It's me, I'm people.

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 10h

everything is a joke but nothing is funny anymore

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