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@surdfish.bsky.social

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"biscuit eating bulldog" ~drojo Avatar: charismatic megafauna in red wool toga & green toque ponders the universe in his tin coffee cup Banner: two magpies visit the balcony in winter for walnuts ALT TEXT is my love language AI is my hate language

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surdfish @surdfish.bsky.social · Aug 3

At least you have your hell.

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James Damron @runswindows95.bsky.social · 4h

"Don't ask," I say while eating a Klondike bar.

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Jim @jimstewart.bsky.social · 1h

I think I might have a slight case of food poisoning.

For the near future, all of my shitposting will be farm to table.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 35m

If you noticed I’ve been a little quiet the last few days, here’s why! I’ve been frantically trying to track all the bluesky users getting setup on Mastodon.

Not leaving bluesky (yet), but to be honest the party is kind of over there right now. Check out the world without CEOsars 🤷‍♂️

Shitposters of the Fediverse - Mastodon Starter Pack

Posters that primarily post jokes, likely with some level of internet-poisoned brain rot. (Some politics and other interests may be included) Many (but not all) are users who were/are on bluesky.

fedidevs.com

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PieGuy @ilovepie84.bsky.social · 47m

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

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Random Mummy @randommuser.bsky.social · 42m

Imagine how much more stuff Alanis Morissette could’ve done if she took her hand out of her pocket

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Twisted Wrister @twistedwrister.bsky.social · 34m

I took this pic on Sunday and forgot to share it here. My goodness I love the reflections in this 😍

A ground-level photo of a river, with trees in the background with yellow leaves, a low mountain behind them, and blue skies above. The water reflects it all.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 14h

Putting me inside the Large Hadron Collider at CERN would fix me.

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 9h

Reverse Cowgirl so I can undo the curse that turned her half bovine

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mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 2h

*running mans off in to the distance

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👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 1h

roses are red
all of us could touch some grass;
is that a rooster & a donkey?

👻 BOO-IXLEE 👻 🤜🏼🎃🤛🏼 @bixlee.bsky.social · 1h

yeah like a huge cock and ass

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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 1h

quitting my job to focus on my laundry

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 1h

youre right but there is something
else id like you to consider. shut up

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Lance Said This @lancesaidthis.bsky.social · Aug 12

Ordering drinks in Vegas is like, "The lady will have a glass of your finest Pinot Noir, and I will have 48 ounces of well rum and Hawaiian Punch served in a giant plastic guitar."