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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · Aug 24

Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead

Me: I didn’t say I could

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Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 8h

performance and dancing drugs

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Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 15h

therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 14h

give a dude a fish, nobody knows what the fuck he'll do with it. he could wear it on his head. dudes are so weird

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 13h

Well pinch my butt and call me Christopher Throbbin

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Dec 2

Pickling my penis in mountain dew code red so the boys at the LAN party can stay sharp by sucking me off as needed

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 13h

View of your place rn

a cartoon of winnie the pooh looking at himself in the mirror

Alt: A cartoon of winnie the pooh looking at himself in the mirror as he smiles and dances. Several large pots of honey are also visible.

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RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · Oct 31

Gotta get ready for Halloween *drinks 6 raw Cadbury Creme Eggs Rocky style*

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 1d

You’ve just stopped wearing pants haven’t you. The shitting has continued

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Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 2d

rookie mistake, lad. that's the GORY hole

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween Porn. It’s called Final Incestination

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween Porn. It’s called i know who you did last summer

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 2d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called the Bare Bitch Project.

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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2d

whats Pinocchio's favorite pizza. "Dominose." (the crowd applauds weakly but with an awareness that i have consolidated power and begun my invasion of the Low Countries)

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 2d

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 2d

*Brings a first aid kit to a knife fight

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2d

Might be a “fuck Hitler to death” compromise in there somewhere

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𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗷𝗼🪾🍂 @apexamigo.bsky.social · 2d

youre right but there is something
else id like you to consider. shut up

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2d

Come by so I can foist upon you various half-boxes of last month’s cherished comestible/this month’s insult to their refined palate

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 2d

well well well if if if it it it isn't isn't isn't an an an echo echo echo inside inside inside this this this well well well

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three spooks pam 🎃 @threesteakspam.bsky.social · 4d

lot of criticism for stephen miller but not one of you has had a moment of consideration for the ancient necromancer who enchanted his musty corpse and works so hard to contain the malevolence within

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d

CNN: Isn't that hyperbolic to call them terrorists?

STEPHEN MILLER: No. If anything I'm understating the severity of the situation

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Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2d

Reverse Cowgirl so I can undo the curse that turned her half bovine

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 2d

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 3d

Babe I've got an important call, please don't chant the cat's name like she's chugging a beer

*15 min later*

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