Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Scream into Davoid

@davoid.bsky.social

2.2K followers 980 following 2.1K posts

Crickets' Choice award winner M'brain woimz: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaagfqyoyn76q

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · Aug 24

Me: I’d like to solve the puzzle

Pat Sajak: Go ahead

Me: I didn’t say I could

2 53 190

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 12h

I wanna pop it like a zit, and by that I mean I do not want to

1 1

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 12h

Give us a snort luv

1 2

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 12h

I’m glad they pixelated her nipple, otherwise I’d be disturbed

1 1

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 12h

Can’t decide between upper oral or lower oral

1 1

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 12h

Yeah my answer changes depending on if someone else is making them for me

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 19h

they should invent a shopping cart that doesn’t suck

4 29 77

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 15h

A shopping cart that has been made into an art piece by Linda Dolack. The cart has been upholstered like an old couch, with patterned beige fabric, fringe, a cushion underneath, and a matching lamp attached to the front.

1 1 7

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 15h

Can’t tell if you’re disappointed in me or if you’ve got an offer I can’t refuse

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 15h

[Watching a dazed Snoop stab Michael Bublé]
Having Paul Atreides compete on The Voice was a mistake.

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Damnit Janet @damnitjanet.bsky.social · 1d

Pavarotti looks big but he's actually plural

5 10 34

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 16h

Wiping is not a fun idea

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Jason Adams @jamnpp.bsky.social · 21h

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

250 3K 13K

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 17h

So called for the sound one makes during

1 1

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Emma™ @cockremover.bsky.social · 1d

performance and dancing drugs

6 11 87

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Villein 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 1d

therapist wrote "mark and recapture" next to my name in his session notes

22 140

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

debbspook @debbshock.blue · 1d

give a dude a fish, nobody knows what the fuck he'll do with it. he could wear it on his head. dudes are so weird

14 25 140

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 1d

Well pinch my butt and call me Christopher Throbbin

1 1

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · Dec 2

Pickling my penis in mountain dew code red so the boys at the LAN party can stay sharp by sucking me off as needed

6 6 78

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 1d

View of your place rn

a cartoon of winnie the pooh looking at himself in the mirror

Alt: A cartoon of winnie the pooh looking at himself in the mirror as he smiles and dances. Several large pots of honey are also visible.

media.tenor.com

1 1

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

RM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · Oct 31

Gotta get ready for Halloween *drinks 6 raw Cadbury Creme Eggs Rocky style*

1 32 100

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 2d

You’ve just stopped wearing pants haven’t you. The shitting has continued

1 4

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Riyadh Comedy Massacre @ruleo.bsky.social · 3d

rookie mistake, lad. that's the GORY hole

1 3

Scream into Davoid @davoid.bsky.social · 3d

I shot a Halloween Porn. It’s called Final Incestination

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 3d

I shot a Halloween Porn. It’s called i know who you did last summer

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 3d

I shot a Halloween porno. It’s called the Bare Bitch Project.

1 4

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 3d

whats Pinocchio's favorite pizza. "Dominose." (the crowd applauds weakly but with an awareness that i have consolidated power and begun my invasion of the Low Countries)

4 38 220

Reposted by Scream into Davoid

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 3d

on the next episode of copse

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

37 89 590