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Got you dis for your closet
A product box labeled CEDAR FOR CLOSETS. The brand is Homode.
January 1, 2026 at 5:25 PM
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Dang who do you trust though
Trustpilot's rating of 1.2/5 for UPS based on 45K reviews Trustpilot's rating of 1.2/5 for USPS based on 9K reviews Trustpilot's rating of 1.2/5 for DHL based on 24K reviews
December 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
davoid.bsky.social
You gotta admit this gothy glass one is tempting
Closeup of a Christmas ornament on a tree surrounded by other ornaments and multicolored string lights. The ornament is black glass in a vertically-oriented football shape (which I have just learned is called a prolate spheroid) with regularly spaced small raised nubs across its entire surface.
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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Why do I see so many food deliveries going here
The outside of an apartment building with the address numbers 1519 and the sign “Stoner Apts.” in a script font. We see garage doors below the windows, and a Mercedes SUV parked in front.
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
davoid.bsky.social
Time to add it to the collection
A hand holding a small glass jar full to the brim with cat claws
December 21, 2025 at 8:42 PM
davoid.bsky.social
Ate some chips while watching TV and absentmindedly popped a few lap crumbs into my mouth. One of them was a little tough. Turns out:
A large, kinda dirty cat claw sitting in the palm of a hand.
December 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
davoid.bsky.social
Wait which character did you think he was
A man with wispy brown hair and a sleeveless blue shirt holding a green furry smiling cartoon guy in one arm as they both look down from above. It’s Buffalo Bill/Jame Gumb holding The Grinch instead of his dog and looking down a well from that Silence of the Lambs scene where he’s saying shit like “It puts the lotion in the basket or it gets the hose again.”
December 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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An image from a greeting card showing a black line drawing of a shirtless, large-headed man with stubble going from his face down his chest over his round belly. He’s holding a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. Above him in a typeface-y sort of lettering it says Is it your birthday today?
December 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Extreme close up of a white horse with only its head visible sticking up out of a black swamp, its teeth bared around its bit, reins being pulled by someone out of frame. It’s Artax in the Swamp of Sadness from the film The NeverEnding Story (1984)
December 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
davoid.bsky.social
What actor's facial expression in a movie/TV show will stay with you for the rest of your life?
A close up of a white horse with only its head visible sticking up out of a black swamp, its teeth bared around its bit, reins being pulled by someone out of frame. It’s Artax in the Swamp of Sadness from the film The NeverEnding Story (1984)
December 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
davoid.bsky.social
I forgot to bring my hemorrhoid cushion
The Freedom of Speech painting (1943) by Norman Rockwell depicting a man in a brown jacket and blue flannel shirt standing up to speak as others are seated in close proximity around him, some looking up at him.
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Bartertown may run on pig shit but Bluesky runs on
A sign atop a building that says Trans Gas PROPANE. Some razor wire is visible in front.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
davoid.bsky.social
What’s your “how can one album have so many bangers” album
The album cover for The Knife’s Silent Shout. Black field with a blue disc shape in the center reminiscent of a record. In the lower right is the artist and title in black and purple.
December 6, 2025 at 4:30 AM
davoid.bsky.social
Hey, check out this ornament on our tree
A close up of a Christmas tree featuring an ornament which is a small scale replica of the leg lamp from the film A Christmas Story. [a single fishnet-clad woman’s leg in a black high heel shoe, with a yellow lampshade/skirt at the top, black fringe hanging from it]
December 5, 2025 at 4:35 PM
davoid.bsky.social
Someone out there wants it to
A green 40 oz. bottle of O’Doul’s non-alcoholic beer that someone has photoshopped. Words at the top: Now Introducing the O’doul’s 40 oz.
December 3, 2025 at 6:31 AM
davoid.bsky.social
Omg it’s literally doing the
An animation orange tabby cat looking up with a cute doe-eyed expression, clutching a hat in front of it. It’s Puss in Boots from the Shrek and Puss in Boots animated film series.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
davoid.bsky.social
Me: You’ll never guess who I saw at the museum

Her: Was it that two faced bitch again
A classical bust sculpture done in dark stone but combining two heads/faces pointing in opposite directions. It sits on a marble pedestal in a museum with paintings on the wall in the background.
November 13, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Really the only answer I could have provided
A note written by a child which reads: To the tooth fairy What do you do with all the teeth you get? Reply here [In the blank area provided I have written TEETH three times in increasing large and somewhat creepy lettering] Thank you for your answer! :) [this is accompanied by a couple drawings of smiling teeth, and a box containing a question mark and additional teeth]
November 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I’m gonna need help with some possible answers for my kid
A note written by a child which reads: To the tooth fairy What do you do with all the teeth you get? Reply here [large blank area] Thank you for your answer! :) [this is accompanied by a couple drawings of smiling teeth, and a box containing a question mark and additional teeth]
November 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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If you want to embarrass yourself (further) by citing the Cass report and, well, ANYTHING to do with science that comes out of the Trump admin, that’s on you. I guess you did qualify your BS by saying “my truth” instead of, you know, THE truth.

Here’s Yale on Cass:

law.yale.edu/sites/defaul...
An excerpt from An Evidence-Based Critique of The Cass Report from Yale Law School: As researchers and pediatric clinicians with experience in the field of transgender healthcare, we read the Review with great interest. The degree of financial investment and time spent is impressive. Its ability to publish seven systematic reviews, conduct years' worth of focus groups and deeply investigate care practices in the UK is admirable. We hoped it would improve the public's awareness of the health needs of transgender youth and galvanize improvements in delivery of this care. Indeed, statements of the Review favorably describe the individualized, age-appropriate, and careful approach recommended by the World Professional Association for Transgender Health (WPATH) and the Endocrine Society. Unfortunately, the Review repeatedly misuses data and violates its own evidentiary standards by resting many conclusions on speculation. Many of its statements and the conduct of the York SRs reveal profound misunderstandings of the evidence base and the clinical issues at hand. The Review also subverts widely accepted processes for development of clinical recommendations and repeats spurious, debunked claims about transgender identity and gender dysphoria. These errors conflict with well-established norms of clinical research and evidence-based healthcare. Further, these errors raise serious concern about the scientific integrity of critical elements of the report's process and recommendations.
November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
davoid.bsky.social
My t-shirt! (Not my design)
A black t-shirt with a geometric graphic design of chalky white lines depicting a three-headed bear
November 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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I’ve been saving this for just such an occasion 👀
A vintage bottle of Adolph’s Instant Meat Tenderizer
November 3, 2025 at 6:05 AM
davoid.bsky.social
I’ve had this one for a while but I like the price point of your better, esp. since I’ve never used the bowl feature on mine! My younger self shakes his head.
The Geekey keychain multitool. A key-shaped metal tool that has multiple uses (screwdriver, cutter, wrench, ruler etc.)
November 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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A black and white comic of a nightmarish looking Garfield the cat clutching Jon in one clawed hand with the caption “John I require lasagna”
October 29, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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It us
Differently colored cutouts of each of the world’s continents with names on them.
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM