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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · Aug 24

It belongs in a museum

24 carat gold la bew bew on a pedestal in a cave

Indiana Jones looking at the 24 carat gold la bew bew

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 57m

I'm trying to, but I only have so many potato peelers

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 6h

Gas station labubu boner pills

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

Buffy the Umpire Slayer as they stake a middle aged white guy in the chest:

"YOOOOOOOU'RE OUT!"

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

Color matched to garlic cloves

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

*monkey paw curls* All characters voiced by Jared Leto

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 9h

Gravel

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 11h

*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*

The XL-Men featuring morbidly obese Charles Xavier

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 10h

His name? Fourest Chan

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 10h

Stolen valor

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 10h

@scoobydouchebag.bsky.social also made it to tiktok

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 11h

That's nuts

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 11h

*the X-Men 97 theme is now playing in your head*

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 13h

I used to think that POD song Youth of the Nation was saying Euthanasia, and honestly it was better that way

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 13h

I don't listen to any advice. KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF AND LET ME ROT

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

IDK I didn't check

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

"yeah just a REALLY big mallet"

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

Quit ratting me out to my boss

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

*customer, who has been walking around the store for about 5 minutes*

"Do you guys have any DVDs?"

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

I got PMS (pissing my self)

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

*customer, who has been walking around the store for about 5 minutes*

"Do you guys have any DVDs?"

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

I'm the one person Batman would make an exception with his no kill rule for

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 1d

Everyone is saying this

Homestar Screens @grapenutsrobot.graphics · 1d

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 2d

Wise words

count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 2d

Do they work for screaming as well, or just chanting?

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count van dipshit™ @andipshit.bsky.social · 2d

No one ever asks you to put your finger on a knot they're trying so they can make a bow anymore, and it shows

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