Tippi Hedren Collider
@linanneblack.bsky.social
Purveyor of whimsical twaddle.
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Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
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My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:swl3sbmkwcyppnd6uwwgvc3o/feed/aaaonfm4k3tfk
Me: @linanneblack2.bsky.social
My dumb store: blandshaming.ca
If you are able to help: https://ko-fi.com/linanneblack
🍁 she/elle/henne
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Listen, I know I've barely mentioned my secret underground monorail lately, but I didn't want to get lumped in with certain other supervillains in the news.
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I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
December 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I’m exhausted but I’m trying to make it cool by saying, “exhausted!” in the same way I would say, “sassy!” or, “sizzle!”
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif.
December 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Movie you've watched more than six times, with a gif.
[Neil Diamond voice] Turn off your GASLIGHT / doo doo doo
December 8, 2025 at 12:18 AM
[Neil Diamond voice] Turn off your GASLIGHT / doo doo doo
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I missed my window to marry cheese and it will never cease haunting me.
December 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I missed my window to marry cheese and it will never cease haunting me.
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My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
My ideal weekend: staying in bed, staring at the ceiling, and pretending I’m in a French film about quiet despair.
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You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
December 7, 2025 at 3:41 AM
You can be anything you want.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
Be the thing in the swamp.
Be the witch in the bog.
Be the ghost in the attic.
Be the horror in the forest.
Be the light in the darkness, drawing travelers towards their inevitable and messy doom.
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[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
[werner herzog voice] the dog chases and yearns for it’s own tail as the enteral spin of this furry ouroboros marches in place
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parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
parents act like they didn't pull your consciousness out of the void and force it into a human body
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anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
November 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
anyone else need a necklace with a button to push for being in an "i've fallen and can't get up" mental space?
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Telling my friend to break up with her man after finding out he’s been keeping all the good writhing soil to himself and only giving her a handful of viscous clay each week
December 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Telling my friend to break up with her man after finding out he’s been keeping all the good writhing soil to himself and only giving her a handful of viscous clay each week
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Why is it acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except our own?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
December 7, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Why is it acceptable to stare at any species through binoculars except our own?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
Doctor: I meant, is there anything physically bothering you?
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People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
December 7, 2025 at 5:24 AM
People who put little antlers on their cars: we aren’t stupid, we can still tell they are cars
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When I go to Denny’s I always order the Ultimate Omelette because then nobody else can have one.
December 7, 2025 at 5:40 AM
When I go to Denny’s I always order the Ultimate Omelette because then nobody else can have one.
I really thought I'd have to tangle with more crooked-millionaire stamp collectors by this age, but I suppose I did already find the microdot hidden in that volume of nondescript French poetry.
December 7, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I really thought I'd have to tangle with more crooked-millionaire stamp collectors by this age, but I suppose I did already find the microdot hidden in that volume of nondescript French poetry.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
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We need at least 40 people to gamble today to cover our flood insurance.
December 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
We need at least 40 people to gamble today to cover our flood insurance.
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My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My pet medieval knight is actually very friendly once you get to know him. He gets so excited when I send him off on quests and he loves it when I feed him chopped-up spaghetti through the little hole in his visor. He did execute my postman yesterday but we're going to work on that.
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I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
December 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I would rather sew you a full raccoon costume than hem a pair of pants for you.
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You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
You’ll note there’s no passionvegetable
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[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
December 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[leaving the allergy clinic, twirling my EpiPen like a drumstick] The doctor said I'm definitely NOT allergic to being cool
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Nobody at this naptime wants to listen to how afternoons are unbearable across all dimensions, even if it takes until evening. One person even covered their doldrums and went la la la la la
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Nobody at this naptime wants to listen to how afternoons are unbearable across all dimensions, even if it takes until evening. One person even covered their doldrums and went la la la la la
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feel powerful posting w/o followers. my posts sweep the lands in incomprehensible gusts, my eyebrows singe
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
feel powerful posting w/o followers. my posts sweep the lands in incomprehensible gusts, my eyebrows singe
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The artistry to the absence.
December 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
The artistry to the absence.
I don't think I've been wearing enough lamé.
December 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I don't think I've been wearing enough lamé.
It was rough work being a working rattlesnake actor in the 70s and 80s. Sure, you got a lot of gigs, but the directors always had the human actors slam the cloche back down over you with a certain lack of care.
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
It was rough work being a working rattlesnake actor in the 70s and 80s. Sure, you got a lot of gigs, but the directors always had the human actors slam the cloche back down over you with a certain lack of care.